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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Galaxy_Convoy

Galaxy_Convoy has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Bruticus blows up!!!

Thats what you get for taking on bumble bee!

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

To make a proper caption for this, I must quote Brian off of Family Guy.

"Wrong! Wrong!"

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

Sixshot: BAM!!! Kick it up a notch! You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette!

Alien probes Ravage

C9!? You lie! this Ravage toy is more like C4 with its loose joints!

Blaster with foam on him

"I told you we just can't walk through car washes! Do you listen to Blaster? Oh no, just because his alt mode is a boom box he would know nothing about car washes."

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot: Yo,checkout the bling hommies.

Rest of team of: Shut up! You've been hanging out with Blaster for too long!

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

man, the pretender shells get uglier every year

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Seaspray: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED WHEELIE!

Bumble Bee: your point? he had it coming.

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Hot Shot: buddddy......can i borrow $15? i really want to get the new energon toy of me.

Smokescreen: f**k off Hot Shot, i need that money to pay Red Alert cause of his bet that Optimus would die and be reborn again.

Red Alert: dam right.

Hot Sho

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

music blasting from Skid-Z's radio: Proclaimers, i would walk 500 miles.

Kids: make the horror stop!

Skid-Z: come on, its not that bad! It could be worse, it could be richard simmons!

Kids: *scream*

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