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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Gallonos

Gallonos has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

Slingshot: So wait you lost yours in Vietnam? I lost mine in a construction accident, humans and their demolitions...

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Primes addicted to energon, Slingshot is his dealer...

Prime- Where's my energon?!?!
Slingshot- I don't know, Prime let go!
Prime- You sold it didn't you? You Bastard!
Slingshot- Your over reacting...
Prime- You have some on you I k

Security Guard looking for his walkman

SoundWave: "I can't wait to see his face when he sees I've recorded over his demo tapes with John Wayne Monologues."

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: Now if you start today, your missile problems will be gone in a few weeks. And trust me it's a good thing. And remember my singature line at K-Mart, from my home to yours.

Ultra Magnus:(Trying to open the matrix) Open up, damn you open!

Scourge playing in the sand

My turn to bury people... Where's Megatron?

Kremzeek with some white foam

My ear ache is getting really bad...

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