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jason has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

hey! Where are the star wars auditions

May 23, 2003

hey! i better get out of here before they stick a USB cable up my ass thing that im a mouse!

May 23, 2003

I think that i need a bra

May 23, 2003

Hey! Did you order the 150,000,000,000 cases of beer? Because they want to know where to send it!

May 23, 2003

(fart) I knew that i shouldn't have eaten those beans!

May 23, 2003

Come on Megatron give me a hug

Sep 4, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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