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Q1 "We're in space, he says. What are we gonna hit? Well, I'll tell you what we're gonna hit. THAT! We're Gonna Hit the Bug from Hell!"
Q2 "I didn't hear you argueing when I turned on cruse control. Stop whining, a

SW: I'm not sure what you did to the cat, Starscream, but when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna feed you to him.

UM: One minute he's charging at me, axe swinging, and the next, he trips over his own feet and hits the ground.
RC: Yeah, but we'll just tell the guys you owned him, right?

Dead End: I'll show them... Leave me out of the movie. I'm gonna ram every thearter in town...

Tour Guide: And on your left, we have the Voice Control Module. We'd show you, but last time some idiot made him sing Elvis songs for nineteen hours straight. Fourteen people went psychotic.

Q: You know, this halloween party's gonna go down hill pretty quick at midnight.
C: Why?
Q: That's when they think we're taking our masks off.

Damn, Soundwave, your designer must have been hammered when he decided to put your CX110435-AZ13 slot there. You're just going to have to get someone else to do this....

MegaOctane: So, when you say that You got that fanmail, you really mean that it was G1-Optimus' fanmail that got sent to you coz people are always confusing the two of you?
Scourge: Oh give it a rest, already.. (Under his breath) Recycled Combat

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this special event! Tonight we've got some very special guests for a very special bout! Yessiree, you asked for it, so here it is! A 4 Way, Hell in a Cell, No Holds Barred, to the death match! Featuring the Galvat