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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Light Blade

Light Blade has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Blaster with foam on him

Blaster: grrr....... spiiiike ......iiii .....willlll ....eeeat ......youuuu!!! wooooooooooo!

Spike: oh my god a twenty foot tall ghost run ahhhhhh!

Reflector makes a pyramid

R1:Look guys its perfectly simple once i'm in the air chuck me the resynthasiser so that i can re angle it to fire at the bank over there causing the beam to reflect into the molecular discombobulator, simple

R2+3:Que?

Megatron: this is going t

Reflector makes a pyramid

R1:Look guys its perfectly simple once i'm in the air chuck me the resynthasiser so that i can re angle it to fire at the bank over there causing the beam to reflect into the molecular discombobulator, simple

R2+3:Que?

Megatron:this is going to

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Optimus: Who's a good boy, who is? who is? it's you, yes you are! yes you are!
Quint: What does this achive
Optimus: i'm trying to give you back your chilhood which you wasted away in statistics lessons
Quint: 86% probability that you ar

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

you see him, see the way he's curled up on the floor, that is brilliant time stalling

Hot Rod catches a fish

If by whopper you mean insignificant, miniscule and tasteless then I think we're on the same wave-length Danno!

Aerialbots sitting on some rocks

Air Raid: At Last! i'm king of all I survey
FireFlight: And what exactly do you survey
Air Raid: Well there's this really small turtle and what looks like a button mushroom
Skydive: All hail.... king of the losers!
Air Raid: shut up!

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Daniel:Yessss! Another Bullseye
Rodimus: I'm not your dartboard
Daniel: who cares you're in Stasis Lock you can't move
Rodimus: When I get out of here...........

Dragstrip waterskis

Motor Master: you fool your meant to be towed behind the boat not towing the boat.
Drag Strip: but i'm not attached to your boat....who's pulling me
HEEEEELP!!!
Motor Master: oh dear...MIND THE GIANT MINE!!
Drag Strip: oh no...AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Grimlock: so shiney their like letters what are they

Predaking: there numbers

Grimlock: so many numbers what to they mean ,ahhh who care me grimlock smash!

Predaking hello, yes I was wondering if you could send a shuttle to
pick me up as this

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Me Grimlock say: we in deep dodoo, mabey if we press switch.........

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