Captions by M

How did Omega Supreme manage to get through the door!?

You've been tricked. Bumblebee isn't holding a toy. A giant toy is holding Bumblebee.

Soundwave: "GROOOUUUND! SWEET, SWEET GROUND! I will nevah evah leave you again!" Megatron: "Oh, come on! A five hours ride on Starscream's back couldn't been that bad." Starscream: "You&#0

Megatron: "Don't move! There's something on your back!" Soundwave: "GEDDITOFF!!"

Soundwave is Austin Powers!

Megatron: "According to the Dragon Ball radar, the sixth dragon ball should be right... Aw, MAN! Bend over, Soundwave!"

I must agree with SeekerInAFakeMoustache.

Megatron: "We're in!" Soundwave: "Oh no! Not the matrix gags again!"

Starscream and Soundwave are too busy to notice that Megatron is sneaking up from behind with a camera.

I don't like the look on Megatron's mouth here...

Insert the termometer-gag from Dr Dolittle here.

DUCK, JACKIE! DUCK!!

Arcee: "Why are we so badly drawn?" Kup: "I dunno. Why is Blurr sucking my..."

Rumble: "I'm running out of fuel. Just like M is running out of jokes." M: "HEY!"

Rumble: "Hmm... Where am I?" Picks up an electronic map. There's one single rail and a red dot that says "U R 'ERE!" Rumble scratches his head. Rumble: "I'M LOST!!"

Rumble: "I'm still gonna sit here even if Seibertron is reformatted 'cuz someone has glued my butt to the seat!"

Rumble: "That's right, Megatron! I'm gonna sit in this train until that Seibertron-page becomes reformated!"

Squall: "Ow! The guidebook didn't say anything about a tunnel. And now there's a mouser nibbling my butt!"

On top of train the gang from FF8 is running around trying to get into the presidents cart. Rinoa: "SQUALL! Look out for that..." *KA-GLONK!* Rinoa: "...tunnel. Ouch." Rumble: "Heheheeee!"

Rumble: "DIE, KEANU REEVES! Oopsie! Sorry, Hugo Weaving."

Rumble: "Okay. Now I just have one question. HOW DO I START THE FRICKIN' TRAIN!?!?!?!?"

Rumble: "TURTLES, DAREDEVIL, NEO, I DON'T CARE! I'LL KILL THEM ALL!"

"FIRRIB" actually stands for "Frenzy is red, Rumble is boned." Muahahaha!!

Rumble: "OHMYGOD!! THE HEADLIGHTS AIN'T WORKIN'!!"

Rumble: "HEY! My gun fits into the ignition!"

Abe: "Here in Oddworld, the Decepticons are digging up our bones and fract them to..."
Rumble: "Shut up, freak!" (Runs over Abe.)

What Rumble doesn't know is that in a matter of seconds this train will be devoured by the giant, destructive jaws of GODZILLA!

Rumble: "No, Mr Harry Potter! This ain't platform 9,3/4!"

Camp town ladies sing this song. Do-dah. Do-dah...

If I'm gonna be honest THAT IS THE UGLIEST TRAIN I'VE EVAH SEEN!!

*Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk.* *SHPLAT!!* Rumble: "OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" Frenzy: "YOU BASTARD!"

Rumble sings: "Train, train, train. Take us away..." Selphie from FF8: "THAT'S MY SONG!"

Rumble: "Hey, Superman! Bet you can't stop this train full of innocent kids!" Superman: "Betcha I can!" *SCREECH!* Superman: "I stopped the train and saved the kids!" Astrotrain comes up from

Spike: "CRIKEY! I'VE LOST MY MOJO!"

Forget that last post. You can't play Gameboy Advance SP with a glove like that.

WHOAH! I played advance wars for so long that my hand-sweat burned through my mudda-fuggin' glove!!

"MR HAT!!"

Casey Jones: "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!!" Spike: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

By the way, NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE, I don't think your posts are good.

Spike: "I shoulda known betta than playin' baseball with CASEY JONES!!" Casey Jones: "New game! Cricket!" *WHACK!* Spike: "Mommeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Raphael: "Leave some for me!" *

My shirt says 34 and that's the number of gloves I ruined under my career.

Oh, SH*T! What are we gonna do now?

Don't mock Megatron, Charlie Brown!

Rhinox: "NOW LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD, RATTY! WHY HAVEN'T SEIBERTRON GOTTEN ANY NEW ULTIMATE CAPTION CONTEST PICTURES!!?"

Rattrap: "You silly, silly people! That isn't Rhinox with Cheetors gun! That's Cheetor in Rhinox costume!" Cheetor: "Dangit! It was supposed to be a secret!"

Rhinox: "NOW LISTEN, YA FILTHY RAT! YOU'RE GONNA GET MY GUN BACK OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR CIRCUITS!!" Rattrap: "Eep! OK!"

Rhinox: "Ah! What a night. Just you, me, Cheetor's gun and Mr. Rock." They both look at the rock. R&R: "MR. ROCK!?!"

Rattrap: "I think that badly animated rock is following us..." Rhinox: "RUN!!!"

Red Alert: "Say, Samanosuke, how would you like to serve the Oda clan?" Optimus: "How would YOU LIKE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE!!?"

Rhinox: "Thirty. Thirty. Thirty. Thirty." Rattrap: "Rhinox, why are you sitting behind a rock while repeating the phrase 'Thirty'?" Rhinox grabs Rattrap and throws him away and there's sounds