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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Omega Sentinel

Omega Sentinel has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Perceptor wields a pencil

When the Blue Raja is all out of forks.....

Devastator is missing an arm!

'tis but a flesh wound

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Hey Wheeljack...Does this Prime suit make me look fat?

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

After Optimus finally agrees to let First Aid remove Blades' feeding tube, Tom Delay and the GOP impeach Optimus and force First Aid to leave Blades in a persistant energonated state

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

KUP: I'm gonna go in there and tell those execs at Hasbro their G1 reissues suck and they are too expensive.

Blaster: NO! Don't do that! I'm next on the list to be reissued!

Woman running in the street

Have to get away from the awful concepts of Action Masters and Pretenders...AGHHHHHH!!!!

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

AGGGHHH...I dreamed Hasbro started making nothing but Pretenders, Micro Masters and Action Masters. They were cheap and dumb and kids hated them and the G1 toy line was cancelled and this show was cancelled and I lost my job... *sigh*
Thank goodness it w

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