The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by OmnisValidus
OmnisValidus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Shockwave: I never wanted to be a Decepticon Comander anyway. I wanted to be...a Lumberjak! Oh I'm a Luberjack and I'm ok...."
We'll show those RID toys the meaning of posability!
Spike: My penis is this big.
Bumblebee: Oh yeah. Well mine is this big!
Spike: Awsome
I think the goldfish is dead!
Frenzy: We didn't plan this. Things just sort of developed between us!
Just wait until Arcee gets a look at my new penile extension! mwahhhaaahhhhaaa!
Beastiality Wars
OK honey now I get to show you my pistol!
Urggggh I've got sand in my shoe.
Awwwww! There goes their eBay resale value!!!!
Spkie: Are you trying to tell me I've got B.O.?
