Captions by Orionseid

Ahem...my eyes are up Here, Arcee.

"Uncle Optimus's breath smelled funny, I noticed, and then he put his hand around me...The other Autobots were too busy celebrating to notice, but Bumblebee saw what was happening. He saw...and he just smiled."

Blitzwing: ...they were calling him the Hook Bot since he had lost his right arm and had it replaced with a hook!
Deadend: Oh, that's ridiculous.
Motormaster: Shut up, I want to hear what happens!

...suffice to say, their dates were less than impressed.

Mort would occasionally take his collection out of its packages to play with them, but would soon feel guilty about it and deny himself desert.

Artist rendition of the typical adult Transformers fan.

And then he says, HAHAHAHAHA, Get this...He says, "That's not a gorilla, that's my WIFE!"

"We've REALLY got to reconsider the paint scheme on our drones."

quintesson 1: Told you to avoid the highways.
quintesson 2: This is great! We'll be home by 6 today.

You even think of touching my G1 Megatron...