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Orionseid has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Ahem...my eyes are up Here, Arcee.

Jan 19, 2012

Optimus with arms around Bumblebee and Spike

"Uncle Optimus's breath smelled funny, I noticed, and then he put his hand around me...The other Autobots were too busy celebrating to notice, but Bumblebee saw what was happening. He saw...and he just smiled."

Jan 15, 2012

Blitzwing: ...they were calling him the Hook Bot since he had lost his right arm and had it replaced with a hook!
Deadend: Oh, that's ridiculous.
Motormaster: Shut up, I want to hear what happens!

Jan 15, 2012

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

...suffice to say, their dates were less than impressed.

Jun 21, 2005

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Mort would occasionally take his collection out of its packages to play with them, but would soon feel guilty about it and deny himself desert.

Mar 27, 2005

Artist rendition of the typical adult Transformers fan.

Mar 27, 2005

And then he says, HAHAHAHAHA, Get this...He says, "That's not a gorilla, that's my WIFE!"

Mar 4, 2005

"We've REALLY got to reconsider the paint scheme on our drones."

Mar 4, 2005

quintesson 1: Told you to avoid the highways.
quintesson 2: This is great! We'll be home by 6 today.

Mar 4, 2005

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

You even think of touching my G1 Megatron...

Feb 27, 2005

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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