Captions by Pierrimus

Swindle: "Sucker, he he."
Vortex: "Hey where are you going? You brokered this deal remember?"
Swindle: "Looser."
Vortex putting up his hands as Autobots pour out of Metroplex: "I surrender, I want to change sides. I h

Perceptor: Um, yes. All I have to do is ensure his termination and you promise to give me Earth for a science project?
Unicron: Yes, it's all down in writing, just sign here.
Perceptor: I seem to have forgoten to bring a writing tool.
Unicron: (Si

Shockwave: Megatron we have Auto...Oh no, not with Starscream! How could you? I thought I was your favorite. I'd poke out my optic but I need this one. I'm damaged forever.
Megatron: Quit your wining and join in or leave!

Airraid-How come we're stuck here on this dirtball of a planet while that old coot Alpha Trion is practically the only male Autobot left with all the babebots?
other 2-Groan!
Airraid-It's true you know. He scores all the time while we're

Daniel: No this is not vasalene on my hand!
Rodimus: My sensors indicate otherwise.
Daniel: MOM! Get this freak out of my room now!

"OK Reflector, Me Grimlock done bashing Predacons. You take Me picture now that I'm all clean and shiny."

"Hmm. Now you tell Me Grimlock that I supposed to use white sheet to surrender! Why, Me Grimlock Kicked but?!?"

Oh no! Primal get out of there I gotta go now! Where's the Imodium tablets?

Rumble: "Damn it, I can't seem to find any loose energon chips that fell out of my pockets."
Dragstrip: "Urp! Sorry I thought those were my tip."

Primal-Pop, can I borrow the matrix while you and Elita are shopping in town?
Prime-What do you need it for?
Primal-Um...well, I thought perhaps it's time to make a girfriend.
Prime-No, you're not having little monkeys in this house!