Captions by quadrunner

Putting Black Cats in ant holes is fun, now let's try an M-80!!

Galvatron, are you SURE this is how to clean a litter box?

OH NO!! GREAT AUNT GERTRUDE!!! GALVATRON'S GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS!

Now, all I have to do is find the bulldozer and my castle will be complete...now where is it? OH YEAH, I was using it for target practice today, NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!

Megatron:now, we've all heard of aliens and anal probe, right soundwave. Soundwave: NO, FOR THE LOVE OF CYBERTRON, KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

HI HO! HI HO! IT'S HOME FROM WORK I GO!

Megatron, you know how you told me not to watch tv late at night, especially your channel, funny thing, i just turned on the tv and it came up with a $9.95per hour, so i thought, what would megatron do. please, don't hurt me

Mohammad: Yes, we are armed with autobots now, and we are ready to take on the americans.
Reporter: Are you sure, because that optimus prime looks like the one that i lost about two days ago? come to think of it, that looks really similar to mine. Moham

Unicron: ENTERTAINMENT FOR MEN!!! Close enough to the Maxim i ordered. WHAT, this says it is uncensored..." Unicron's straight face turns into one big grin. Unicron: THIS IS BETTER THAN THE MAXIM MAGAZINE I ORDERED!"

Unicron: Wow, if i would've known that my ex wife would've been on here in that dress, i would've never divorced her. Especially if she would've had that dress on.

Unicron thinking "Why do they all ways give me the crap magazine, why not just give me a playboy. I wouldn't be complaining then.

Unicron: Too bad i don't have x-ray vision, otherwise, i'd keep this with me all day.

Octane: Hey! Look guys, he's got a friggin zit right in the middle of his forhead! Scourge: Transform and kill the Autobots before i kill you, you @$$ hole!

Scourge: Why did i even bother agreeing to this part in the show. I could've sworn the contract said i wouldn't be working with idiots. Octane: No, no, it says right here that you'll be working with the really stupid ones like

Scourge: i need asprin now. octane: i thought you had a headache?

stiffler, put it away man.