Captions by Quintessa

Arcee: That should teach him not to eat strange metals. Those Titanium Termites give a whole new meaning to the term 'Stomach Bug'.

Spike: Lubricant with insecticide? I dont think I want to know what Megatron wants this for...

Starscream samples the new Habenero energon formula. SS:Wooooweeee!! Thats gonna burn on the way out.

SS: Strange...this almost tastes like Keopectade... Thundercracker: *Snickers*
SS: Oh crap! Litteraly!!!

BB: Look how they drew us, Seaspray! My two month old cousin could do better and he just drools on the page!!!

Eject and Rewind define the true meaning of the word 'Cute'... Short, Fat, and bowlegged.

Vortex: Onslaught...are you sure this is just practice for airport security...

"Yes!!! I have led those acursed Autobots away from my precious stash of Weed!!!"

(Worker) 'Hello, OSHA? I'd like to make a complaint..."

"I was livin' in a van down by the River! ... Then someone turned it over."

"I narfled the Garflap and survived! Hail Coneheads!!"

Ratchet: You were hitting on Arcee again, huh?
Wheeljack: How'd you know?
Ratchet: Asside from your head being turned completly round...a hunch.

'When Horny Bots Attack!'