Raiden Gundam has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
My, what big feet you have, Grandpa!
Galvatron: why you little! (Squish) Call me old!
Mom, how am i suppose to censor this guy's unzipped pants without him knowing my face when you haven't bought me my helmet?!
will work for energon
I tried to destroy the autobots but I blew something else. Nice cannon.
Windcharger recently quit his job finding better pay being Nelly's music video dancers for "Hot In Here".
Reflector on top opens his camera lens to fool his brothers into thinking he taking a picture when all of a sudden...
PPPLLLOOOPPP!!!
Turning into Queers, Reflector turns into cheerleading.
Vortex losing a job as a Decepticon does Deoderant commercials.
Vortex: Smelly!!
Vortex: Mommy, I want a hug!
Bruticus: What the hell? Where is my missing piece?
Vortex: Mommy!
Bruticus: Shut the hell up! You can't be my missing piece you dumass. Now what the hell is that thing stuck to your shoulder called?
Prime:Whhoooowwww!
This thing just switched faces and voices!
Quintesson: Dumasss (switch faces) BOOO!
Prime: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
OP: There you go Quintesson. Dosen't that feel better?
Quintesson: Ohhhh yyeeeeeahhhhh. Wha.. Wait! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPIST!
(Percptor the Genius):Hmmmm, the eraser has to be here somewhere
What the h3ll is this thing for? I'll use my genius brain! Hmmmmm. I think it's a target for my sholder mounted laser.
Spike: Look, A band of Decepticon are attacking.
Blaster: WWWWhhhhaaaaatttttt
Spike: I said Decepticons are attacking over there.
Carly: Did you say you want popcorn this big at the concesion stand your pointing at?
Spike: UUUUHHHHHH!!!!
Get this fish off my toothpick!!!
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