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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Raiden Gundam

Raiden Gundam has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Galvatron about to step on Daniel

My, what big feet you have, Grandpa!
Galvatron: why you little! (Squish) Call me old!

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Mom, how am i suppose to censor this guy's unzipped pants without him knowing my face when you haven't bought me my helmet?!

A very lonely Tentakil

will work for energon

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

I tried to destroy the autobots but I blew something else. Nice cannon.

Windcharger strips

Windcharger recently quit his job finding better pay being Nelly's music video dancers for "Hot In Here".

Reflector makes a pyramid

Reflector on top opens his camera lens to fool his brothers into thinking he taking a picture when all of a sudden...
PPPLLLOOOPPP!!!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Turning into Queers, Reflector turns into cheerleading.

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Vortex losing a job as a Decepticon does Deoderant commercials.
Vortex: Smelly!!

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Vortex: Mommy, I want a hug!
Bruticus: What the hell? Where is my missing piece?
Vortex: Mommy!
Bruticus: Shut the hell up! You can't be my missing piece you dumass. Now what the hell is that thing stuck to your shoulder called?

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Prime:Whhoooowwww!
This thing just switched faces and voices!
Quintesson: Dumasss (switch faces) BOOO!
Prime: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

OP: There you go Quintesson. Dosen't that feel better?
Quintesson: Ohhhh yyeeeeeahhhhh. Wha.. Wait! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPIST!

Perceptor wields a pencil

(Percptor the Genius):Hmmmm, the eraser has to be here somewhere

Perceptor wields a pencil

What the h3ll is this thing for? I'll use my genius brain! Hmmmmm. I think it's a target for my sholder mounted laser.

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Spike: Look, A band of Decepticon are attacking.
Blaster: WWWWhhhhaaaaatttttt
Spike: I said Decepticons are attacking over there.
Carly: Did you say you want popcorn this big at the concesion stand your pointing at?
Spike: UUUUHHHHHH!!!!

Hot Rod catches a fish

Get this fish off my toothpick!!!

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