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Daniel: How are you Gentlemen. Make your time now. All your base are belong to us!

Scourge: I found him! I found him!! Hahaha Yeah!!! I am 1337!!

Cylconus: So what'd you find Scourge?

Scourge: I found NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 1.0!!!

Rumble: God....do you have to release your Sexual energy here?

Starscream: YEAHH!!!! YEAHHH!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Rumble: So..this is how decepticons are made huh?

Starscream: Away with you!!! leave me to my privacy time in the toilet!!

Rumble: But we dont goto the bath---

Starscream: SILENCE!

Springer: listen razor, i understand you have some issues but..
Razorclaws: OH YOU WANNA FIGHT HUH?! BRING IT ON!!
Autbots: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Springer: Im not Jerry Springer! just Springer you mofos!!! God you watch to much human t.v.

Springer: ever notice how we never have to goto the bathroom like humans do?

Cyclonus: Uh that looks wrong you know.
Soundwave: Cyclonus actually has a point you know.
Galvatron: Just shutup, its called Yoga

no one will know i buried megatrons body here, no one, i hope..

Hot Shot: Jolt, what the hell are you doing?
Jolt: Just combining
Hot Shot: You call shoving yourself up my ass combining?
Jolt: No, its just really fun..
Hot Shot: HELP RAPE!

Spike: What the **** happened to you?
Bumblebee: I got in a fight with this transformer... he kicked my ass...
Prime: yeah *****! teach you not to **** with me.

Wheelie: God this Energon is the best S*** ever!! Man...this is ganna goto my thighs though..