Captions by Shade

Not in the face! Not in the face!

W: Aree, I'm scared! A:Of what Wheelie! W: Fortress Maximus! A: Why? ... Oh, Primus look at the size of his cock! It's bigger than Omega Supreme's rocket mode. There is no way I can accomadate that!

Duo MAxwell controlling Sixshot. I'm the god of death once more! Yee HA!!!

Minerva, do your job. Get on your knees and suck the chrome off of little Wheeljack. But, Wheeljack you said I did a good job and didn't have to do that anymore. Okay then, it's time to introduce little Wheeljack to your tailpipe.

Arcee, are you sure this is what Spike and Carly do? Shut up and move down lower and go faster, Wheelie.

No that cyber trout was this big! No really, it was this big!

Wheelie your rod isn't big enough. Try your fist instead.