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Shade has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Not in the face! Not in the face!

Jul 24, 2003

W: Aree, I'm scared! A:Of what Wheelie! W: Fortress Maximus! A: Why? ... Oh, Primus look at the size of his cock! It's bigger than Omega Supreme's rocket mode. There is no way I can accomadate that!

Oct 30, 2002

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

Duo MAxwell controlling Sixshot. I'm the god of death once more! Yee HA!!!

Oct 30, 2002

Minerva, do your job. Get on your knees and suck the chrome off of little Wheeljack. But, Wheeljack you said I did a good job and didn't have to do that anymore. Okay then, it's time to introduce little Wheeljack to your tailpipe.

Oct 28, 2002

Arcee, are you sure this is what Spike and Carly do? Shut up and move down lower and go faster, Wheelie.

Oct 28, 2002

No that cyber trout was this big! No really, it was this big!

Oct 28, 2002

Wheelie your rod isn't big enough. Try your fist instead.

Oct 28, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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