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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Split Second

Split Second has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Alien probes Ravage

Ravage: That tickles.

Superion holding A3

Superion: Are... are you my father

A-3: In a way, but I'd rather you think of me as your fellow Autobot. You must help me vanquish the evil Decepticons. Now, transform!

Guy off screen: Wrong episode you two. You're thinking of Grimlock&#0

When Trypticon attacks!

On this episode of "When Animals Attack!" A giant robot dinosaur attacks two children and their grandfather.

Spike and Mikaela hold hands

Spike: Holy crap, look how awful I look.

Bumblebee hides in the shadows

Bumblebee: Michael, Is this what I look like in the new Transformers movie?

Michael Bay: I'm afraid so, Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: Darn.

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

What a crappy statue. Even Prime himself disagrees with the Chinese.

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

That white van beside Prime's right foot must be Ratchet or something. *speaks in Chinese* That statue is huge!

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