Captions by Starscreamsghost

So where exactly do you find waterskis for a 20 ft tall Decepticon anyway?!?

The Preadacons were floored when they heard the at home voters voted Grimlock's Dino-Macarena the winner of "So, you think you can dance-Cybertron"

Covenant of Primus - 3:16
And the Lord Megatron asked, "How much do you love me, my loyal Decepticons?" Starscream, Soundwave and Thrust all stretched out their arms, and died for him.

Optimus: Forget the Master-lock.
I'll give 15,000 energon cubes to whoever can break my Prime-lock.
Starscream: Dammit Prime, no fair.... You kicked me in the head first

Frenzy is the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, WCW champion, suckaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Thundercracker-What's up with Megatron? Skywarp-He's working on a new transformation. Megatron- I'm a little rock, no one can see me, I'm a little rock.

Blaster: Dammit, I hate it when Steeljaw's in heat.

Starscream: Where is Rumble?
Frenzy: I told him to make like a tree and leaf
Starscream: D'oh!
Frenzy: Hey, i didn't think he was stupid enought o take me seriously.
Starscream: Where's Soundwave, you two are grounded from t

Those "all natural" penis enlarging pills should have some kind of warning on them. Stunticons, destroy the FDA headquarters

Rumble: Anybody seen my model rocket?
Megatron: AAAUUUGGGGHHHH my crotch!!!!!!!!!!! RUMBLE! as soon as I can walk again you're in deep!