Captions by TheRo-Man

"Ok, this tastes like wang! WHO DID IT? HUH?

"Hi, it's your old buddy Starscream here again talkin' to you about my new favorite drink. Electric Coolade®. I have to tell you, fighting the Autobots 5 days a week sure gets me thirsty. And those sugary Energon drinks

"Tripticon WAIT! he's on my foot! AHHHHHHH."

"NO MEGATRONâ„¢! Don't kill him! If you do, Hasbro® will sue us for punitive damages. And you know those rat bastards have the most hideous weapon on this mudball planet to do it. EARTH LAWYERS!"

"Megatron, wait. I know what your thinking. But I have intercepted these Earth transmissions called "James Bond Movies" and I noted a patern. Don't tell him our plans, just kill him already! He will just escape and foil

"No Triple H! Don't use the sledge hammer on Optimus. You win...again. You can keep your championship belt, but you can't have the Matrix. I don't care who's daughter you marry."

[Seasprayâ„¢] "Darn Bumblebeeâ„¢, I forgot my line again." [Bumblebeeâ„¢] "Um, Seasprayâ„¢ we don't have lines. Some dude draws us and other people talk for us." [Seasprayâ„¢] "Oh, well then how come I

"Hasbro© did what Bumblebeeâ„¢? Thats it! I Seasprayâ„¢ demand that all Transformers® fans buy only Takara© brand reissues or used figures. Who needs Hasbro's© crappy 3 inch long missiles and mismolded

"No, no Seaspray. Just because they won't make a reissue of you like they do with all of us "cool" guys doesn't mean you suck. It just means your....well OK I can't lie. You suck.

[Scene from the lost episode "The Girl who loved Seaspray"] Bumblebee: "Look Seaspray, it happens to all of us one time or another. The next time your with her, Just think about Powerglide. It keeps me from discharging to quickl

No Bumblebee, I'm not really Seaspray [pops off head] I am really Jack Osborne! And this isn't Regular Pepsi©. Its Pepsi© mixed with rum, whiskey, Extasy and special K. Oh, and Seaspray....my dad bit off his head and fe

Eject: Hey guys...do you hear that? Its coming from up in the heavens. I hear a distant voice coming from heaven's gates saying..."Open damnit, open!"

On day 43 the cassettes could take no more...."If you play Kenny Loggins Greatest hits again Twincast, were out of here." ~~Footloose, footloose....kick off your Sunday shoes~~ "Thats it....see ya @%*hole!"

Eject: What does this say on the inside of Twincasts chest....? "Made In China" AAAHHHHHH!!!! He could have SARS! Everybody out. NOW!!!

Back in the 80's before we had Amazon.com, the only way to get the latest Transformers delivered to your door was to phone in the order...wait outside your house with your hands open....and catch. Of course that was instantly stopped the day an 8

Though Ratchet could fix almost any Autobot glitch, there was one problem beyond his programing....Premature ejection.

Ahhh, crap! Blaster's freakin door opened again. I knew Prime shouldn't have bought him off an eBay© seller. I mean the blue paint job should have been a F'N clue, don't ya think?

"Look Megatron, if you push this black button here on the right side of his chest...his head turns right. The opposite happens when you push the button on the left. I know this has absolutely no use here, but when the toy version goes on sale in

We're sorry Megatron, its all Soundwaves fault. He went into cassette mode and started playin that new Justin Timberlake song, and well with that music playing we got all lubed up and....

Vortex "This is all Hasbro's fault. I mean we wait 3 years for a female character, and all we get is Arcee and a Paradron Medic? Why couldn't I have been cast in GiJoe instead!"

Megatron: No you fools, thats not what I meant by saying "Your combiners".

After swiming so fast that he killed every human in the water, Starscream realized that entering himself in the IRON MAN contesest was finally the big opportunity to show Megatron that he truly IS a winner.

I'm a DECEPTICON get me out of here! Coming this month to ABC©

Juuuuust, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fatefull trip. That started back on Cybertron, aboard a mighty ship...

Ahhh!!!!!! Everyone run, its the all powerfull SEASPRAY! Ha, ha, ha, Just kidding Megatron...

Hi Boss, is our workmen's compensation insurance paid? It is good, because I am about to become really freakin' rich...or really freakin' dead!

Ok, I said "Bahweep Grahnah Weep Ninibahn". All they did was look at each other and laugh. Now what should I do?

Look guys, its easy if you want to call Megatron collect you just dial down the center.... crap, I don't think they care!

I said "We can cut costs by using Robots as workers, not Decepticons."

No habla espaniol?

Eager not let what happened at ENRON happen to them, Amgen industies instituded a new "Rub Out" the whistle blower policy. Here we see a training video still frame showing us just how it is carried out.

"Yeah boss, the big purple guy wants to know why we have all these oil barrells in an electric generating plant. Yes, I know it doesn't make sense...about as much sense as the plant having no back wall so that Jets and flying Sony Walkme

No, No, I am pretty sure they are the REAL decepticons...they don't have those ridiculously long Null Ray Cannons. While were at it, make sure you send me the REAL Jazz and Sideswipe, I don't need some fake showing up with missiles that

What? What do mean "I can't deal with that now" You know what Ultra Magnus, why don't you put another Autobot on...hell Wheelie has more balls than you. And NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE!

Once again we see the long term effects of playing to rough with our Transformers as kids. And as usual, I will now have to buy more plastic polish, crazy glue, XActo blades and reprolabels. Damn I need a time machine to go back and warn myself "

Being the caring medic he is, Ratchet covers Wheeljacks eye's as Megatron's new evil "FUTURE RAY" shows the autobots just how lame they are going to be in ARMADA. "No, no Wheeljack...your not going to be a lame

Blurr is forced to eat his words after saying..."I'll @#%/ Kup if Ultra Magnus is named leader of the Autobots!"

After years of promises, Mirimax pictures finally releases the Cybertron version of Trainspotting with Blurr reinacting Leonardo DiCaprio's lead role.

Kup-"This reminds me of this one time with Danny Bonnaduce on Nimbus 3...."

Hasbro©2003 "It is the year 1996 and on the south side of Los Angeles a battle rages...between the low riding Autobots of the east side and the evil decepticon underground on the west. Who will win this epic stuggle? Find out this season

The ground begins to shake...the Decepticons ear receptors begin to shatter...their optical sensors overload...this can mean only one thing. Finally, Earth's greatest threat faces the Transformers. ANNA NICOLE SMITH!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!

Suddenly, the Decepticons begin to lose power as they realize that at $2.59 a gallon for energon...10 bucks worth just doesn't get you as far in battle as it did before this whole Iraq mess!

MMMmmm....Let me look under big American truck hood God Ginrai. AIYYY! TOO BUKU, TOO BUKU!

OK, if you do not cancel ARMADA and FULLY bring back generation 1, I will blow my little japenese head off! But if you do cancel ARMADA.....me love you long time. (wink, wink)

Coming soon from ABC© "I'm in ARMADA, get me out of here!"

Oh, GOD! Not another crappy repaint disguised as a new character. Get us out of this freakin' cartoon! NOW!!!!!!!!

"You want to see a STARSABRE! I've got your sabre RIGHT HERE!!!!!" Hiyaaaaaaaa...

OH GOD! Someone HELP! They said these new "Improved" missiles on the reissue of STARSCREAM were for safety reasons. LIARS! Not only do these things suck, they just blew my thumbs off. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wait, get up Megatron. I don't think the Autobots will attack, apparently the French and Germans believe we DON'T have weapons of mass destruction...those fools! Ha, Ha, Ha.

Skywarp - I am sorry Megaton, the message just came back on the sattelite. They turned down your request to be a judge on "Cybertronian Idol" OK, don't cry! Maybe there is still a chance to get on "Survivor Junkion&