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is that a box of rubbers because i m low on em

Mar 29, 2005

Optimus: Where's the five bucks you owe me?
Alpha Trion: In this box, this box is a paper shredder!

Mar 29, 2005

im f u c k i n g the car

Mar 29, 2005

me scourgy make sand cybertron to destroy

Mar 29, 2005

I just had a dream that my mom just ****ed me up the ass! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I need some water but hand it to me through the door.

Mar 29, 2005

oh god megatron is not gay so i can't make love with him

Mar 29, 2005

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

The next time Mary Jane Elizabeth trys to steal my roses, I'll shoot her in the ass in between the eyes!

Mar 29, 2005

you know we don't blend right in right?

Mar 29, 2005

And on the left you will see the no leg men and on your right you will see the red booty men!

Mar 29, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

blurr: Oh ---- I thought this was just a game
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Mar 29, 2005

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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