Captions by Tzarinchilla

I thought candyfloss would be a great earth mode!

Galvatron: Look Soundwave, I'm a lamp post!

Galvatron: I saw a human do it once.
Soundwave: what happened:
Galvatron: Well, what looked like chocolatey goodness came out and he was in this position.
Soundwave: Psst Cyclonus, I think he's lost it!

Scourge: Damn you Unicron. You never said that this was how I had to make my clones!!

Daniel: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Spike: Whats up daniel?
Daniel: Sorry I just had a dream that I had to have my conscience transfered to a Transformer made out of spare autobot parts!
Spike: Shut up and get back to sleep boy, or you'l

Daniel: "DAD!! MIRAGE IS IN MY BED AGAIN!"

Slingshot: "This could be dangerous Prime!"
Prime: "Stop being a wuss, jetfire lets me do this all the time!"
Slingshot: " Oh OK! By the way where is Jetfire these days?"
Prime: "Erm........"

Slingshot: "I've got one thing to say prime..... cut down on those energon snacks man!"

Prime: "The autobot mafia take lending money veeeery seriously!"

Optimus: "Who's your daddy!"

Guard: "A kilo of coke, a large bottle of dom-perinwhatsityon and some wicked tunes, man working for the decepticon mafia is way cool!"

Suddenly realising that he's joined the same side as Starscream, Bombshells circuits begin to shut down one by one!
Bombshell: Damn you starscream, you ruin all the cool things!

Guard: Damn these professors, all they ever leave lying around is cr*p that no-one wants!
Soundwave: Hey wait a minute!
Guard: Well come on a robot that transforms into a tape player...... ohhhh thats so scarey!
Soundwave: You watch it you, or i'l

Guard: All I got for Christmas was a lousy violin case, a dodgy old cassette player and the box it came in. I'm boycotting santa from now on!