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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Ultra Primal

Ultra Primal has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Prime: UH no worry kids! Uh this cave is completly stable! this is not toxic smoke!

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Galvatron: oh c'mon!!! first you say you want to be part of the test for my new rifle and you pull a stunt like this after i test it!? i need your opinion!!
Nooooooooooooo!

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Megatron: NO! NO! NO! that is not how you do the dance, how are we gonna make to dancing with the cons!? HUH?! you tell me!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Starscream: Haha very funny Skywarp and Thundercracker. we'll see who gets the last laugh after i shoot you guys out of the astrotrain HHAHAH!

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Unicron: so Galvatron, you sure your ok?
Galvatron: Yeah yes! of course why do I look fat to you?
Unicron: Uh no no not at all.

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Spike: so this is where transformers come from!

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