The Ultimate Caption Contest
Wheeljack and Ratchet share a moment
113 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet, " Ah, ha, ha, you're not serious about giving the Dinobots small brains are you? Wheeljack?"
Rainmaker says:
Wheeljack: ...and last night I caught Spike and Carly...
Ratchet: Wheeljack, I don't think I wanna know...
trailbreaker says:
"....and you won't believe what I caught Daniel doing this morning in his room!!"
megatron1322 says:
Ratchet: how bout we keep what just happened between us...Wheeljack: dude...teletraan recorded the whole thing its probably on every porntube on the web as we speak
trouvadour62 says:
R--I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
W--You know the fellows' names?
R--Yes.
W--Well, then who's playing first?
R--Yes.
W--I mean the fellow's name on first base.
R--Who.
W--The fellow playi
Swoopscream says:
Oh my Primus, 'Jack, you had it all on film? ...Wait, WHAT TAPE DID SOUNDWAVE STEAL?!? YOU TOLD ME IT WAS OFF! WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY RECORD!?!
EXSkywarp says:
Ratchet: I made out with Moonracer? Damn, just how wasted was I?
Wheeljack: Don't talk to me...
Prism Scarlet says:
Ratchet: The question is, what IS a Mahna Mahna?
Wheeljack: The question is, who CARES?
Both: DOH-HO-HO-HO!
snavej says:
Ratchet: Would you like a scraplet enema? It'll clean you out inside.
[Wheeljack backs away slowly and calls security.]
snavej says:
Ratchet: We could just nuke the Decepticons and save ourselves a lot of aggravation!
Wheeljack: As soon as you give up your medical qualifications for even suggesting such a thing! No, let's carry on killing them slowly and terrorising the humans for
Silver Snake says:
Wheeljack: And so then I took the Matrix into my spark chamber, and the world was saved.
Ratchet: That's some fanfiction those little girls are writing.
jack270606 says:
1.21 Gigawatts - the only way to get that kind of energy is from a bolt of lightning. This Doc Brown - He crazy
Tripredacus says:
Yeah, that is funny I got a new mouth not 1 day after someone stole yours while you slept!
phase says:
Ratchet: Didja' see the aft on Arcee?
Wheeljack: Yeah... I'm going to my room. DON'T COME IN.
primegatorfan says:
HEY WHEELJACK YOU EVER THINK OF GETTING THEM EARS TUCK DANG MAN YOU GOT SOME WINGS THEIR.
Another Fan says:
Wheeljack: "Ratchet, yo mama is so ugly, she made Erector go into hiding."
Ratchet: "Ohhh, snap."
DarkEnergon says:
Ratchet: "Well, umm, Wheeljack... your 'Movieversinator' sounds powerful, but I'm worried it could potentiall turn us all into ugly robotic monsters, and you into some kind of British Mercedes with hair.
Ratbat says:
(Wheeljack) Look, Ratchet! Michael Bay's version of YOU!
(Ratchet) Hey! I'M the ORIGINAL Ratchet! Bay's Ratchet will NEVER, EVER be as popular as I am!
Red 50 says:
WJ: "Whoa... I was so wasted I couldn't tell my exhaust from my faceplate. And those fembots... I SWEAR I'll never drink again."
R: "Yeah, but look at the bright side: what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas."
Red_Sun says:
Ratchet:"Can i call your Jackie?
Wheeljack: "No..."
Ratchet: "Can i call you Wheelie then?"
Wheeljack: "NO!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ratchet, "Its amazing all this time and STILL a good likeness of my has yet to be captured in plastic."
thedriod says:
R: so ah um ... wheeljack can I see those dreads again?
W: only if I can see your mullet.
Fuhzimota says:
R:The reason you couldn't find the oil drain line is because SHE doesn't have one!
W:Whatever. next cycle, you're doing Arcee's physical exam. Bah, Fembots!
Red 50 says:
R: "So I might have exagurated a bit but how else was I gonna get you to the movie, huh?"
WJ: "I oughta stick one of those boomsticks into your exhaust port..."
MrNuclearGuy says:
Rachet: I'm telling you, turning your head and coughing IS part of the exam.
Wheeljack: Don't talk to me...
Red 50 says:
WJ: "I tought you said I was gonna have a big role in DOTM, but all I did was give humans some trinkets that barely scratch my potential! And not only that the renamed me into "QUE"! I mean What the F***!"
R: "So I might have exagurated a bit, but how el
trailbreaker says:
Ratchet - "So then I found him in bed with Huffer!"
Wheeljack - "We gotta get Spike a therapist."
munkimus prime says:
Wheeljack: And you said hasbro would never make a toy FOC Bruticus.
Ratchet: Yeah well.
Mechalemmiwinks says:
Ratchet: So, do you think Arcee would want to become a Headmaster?
Wheeljack: ...
ALEXD3498 says:
wheeljack: so in order to build the dinobots,
ratchet: wheeljack I am trying to have a serious scientific chat with you but I am failing, and im sorry for that.
optimusprimeswife says:
Rachet: I'm sexy and i know it!!!
Wheeljack: Oh Srap, not this again!!!! I don't know you.(walks away)
spiderbob007 says:
Wheeljack: "How does it feel to no longer be a chairface, Ratchet?"
Ratchet: "Great, now I don't have to constantly run my wipers to see, and I can wear a this cool hat on top of my head."
Marcus Rush says:
Huffer: Quintuplets you say? How did this happen Ratchet? Nevermind I don't want to know. Just what are ya going to name them?
Wheeljack: Well, Grimlock umm Sludge...
Brinakron says:
Ratchet:...So anyway, the Spider-man thing didn't work out, by my hand is still stuck like this.
Wheeljack: Idiot...
Brinakron says:
Ratchet (The Night Before): Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird.
Ratchet: It got weird, didn't it?
Wheeljack: Ya.
turbomagnus says:
Wheeljack: I'm sorry, Ratchet, but I still don't understand the attraction of human females in that position.
MasterSoundBlaster says:
R: soooo there's this video by Dr.Smoov on YouTube about the dinobots...hehehe
WJ:yea yea I know...now shut up
wullbinkle says:
So I says to her, "Honey, I'm gonna do so much more than 'Ratchet' it" Get it?
Red 50 says:
WJ: "Ohh, these nightmares that Dinobots keep havin... They just wake up in the night and start screamin for PAPA like little kids!"
R: "WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'? GRIMLOCK STARTED SCREAMIN RIGHT INTO MY AUDIO PROCESSOR!"
Red 50 says:
WJ: "When I find the louzy two-faced son of a Quintesson who told the Dinobots to be like their DADDY..."
R: (smiling nervously)"Yeah, I wonder who it could have been..."
Mechalemmiwinks says:
"Wheeljack, if I were a truck and not an ambulance, I could've had a V8!"
Nos14 says:
"Well, i used to build smarter Dinobots, Wheeljack. But then I took that blaster to the knee..."
skidflap says:
Ratchet: you hear that...that's the open road calling.
Wheeljack: you must have good hearing.
Godzillabot Primal says:
...and as you see, our biology is fairly similar to the humans. We even have the same downloading locations!
Heckfire says:
"So, uh, did you remember to give the Dinobots brains, or was that my job..?
"...sweet Primus, the carnage..."
Ravage XK says:
Hey Wheeljack, check this out. If I put my left hand here and press here with my right hand I can feel my helmet move!!
paul053 says:
Wheeljack: Can you please put your hand down?
Ratchet: I can't. Hey you know, I never know human's super glue works that well.
Ravage XK says:
Was it you that put glue on my hands? It was wasn't it. WASN'T IT!!!! I dont mind the hand stuck to my head so much but how am I supposed to explain away the one stuck to my groin?
slip says:
So you wanna connect three bots together intake to exhaust ports.
Precisely Ratchet the Robotopede.
Hypershock says:
Ratchet: Heyyy Wheeljack, how's it hangin?
Wheeljack: So YOU'RE the one who canceled the FE Prime line!
Ratchet: Oh, um, hehe....oh gosh, look at the time!
Optimutt says:
Ratchet: Ha! Hey, remember that diagnostic I once gave you where I accidentally plugged your exhaust port?
Wheeljack: You mean after which, I got all confused and turned Decepticon?
Rathcet: Good times.
Wheeljack: Let's just never let it happen again.
Godzillabot Primal says:
It isn't your fualt that the lab blows up daily...well it is actually
sol2004 says:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Powermaster Jazz says:
Ratchet: "You?? A Wrecker?? HAHAHA"
Wheeljack: "I don't see what's so funny..."
Ratchet: "The only things you've wrecked is your science lab"
Wheeljack: "Don't make me hurt you."
bionic_radical says:
..hahahaha!! Aaaand that's when I looked her RIGHT in the optics and said, "No baby! Your butt is fine! I'm just stressed with work.."
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet,"Hey, just throwing it out there; what if...well, what if building these 'Dinobots' with tiny brains, no spark, and a whole lot of lasers and teeth is a bad idea...ah,heh...they could totally level the Ark...just saying...Wheeljack?...wheeljack?"
Road Turtle says:
Wheeljack "Ratchet, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Ratchet, "I think so Wheeljack, but me and Pippi Longstocking? What would the children look like?"
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet "So Wheeljack,what do you want to do tonight?"
Wheeljack,"Same thing we do every night, Ratchet; Try To Take Over The World!"
RoboTopia says:
Dude, Where's my car?!
...Wait, I am a Car?!
Oh... At least i didn't forget where I parked!
paul053 says:
Ratchet: Did you see Prime hit a bus last night?
Wheeljack: Shh........ He is behind us.
notsosmart says:
Really?! We're the only two WHITE autobots that showed up for jetfires party?!!!
Twitchythe3rd says:
"Gee Wheeljack, what're we gonna do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Ratchet. Plot to take over the world!"
BeastProwl says:
Wheeljack: Putchya hand down ya moron!
Ratchet: But ALL the cool kids like ROCK AND ROLL!
dedcat says:
Ratchet attempts to teach Wheeljack a time honored human tradition known as the 'Macarena.'
Ravage XK says:
Ratchet: Awright, 'Jack? See that ludicrous display last night?
Wheeljack: What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
Ratchet: Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.
Lucius Prime says:
"You know, Jackie, I was super excited when you asked me to go on this beer run with you!"
"You're only here cause you got the biggest trunk and Ironhide's settin up the TV... Oh, and call me that one more time and I'll punch ya in the windscreen!"
gtazg19 says:
Wheeljack: WOW, the female robots didn't look like that back in our days!!!
Godzillabot Primal says:
Ratchet: And in this one episode of House MD they...
Wheeljack: *Thinking* Shut up, shut up SHUT UP!
Red 50 says:
WJ: "So, you and Minerva..."
R: "Uh, well... Sorry, Wheeljack. A-are we still friends? Huh, pal?"
WJ: "You better check your bunk before you go to sleep, PAL..."
alternator77 says:
wheeljack "can you get the hell away from me?" ratchet" im sorry i just want to be close to you."
DrLegend says:
Ratchet: So, that was a very awkward script reading.
Wheeljack: You said it. I hope that damn movie flops.
SoundAndShock says:
I'm sorry, Wheeljack, but orders were to seal that mouth of yours shut after suggesting the Dinobots be stupid.
zodconvoy says:
Ratchet: "Wrecked 'em? Damn near scraplets!"
Wheeljack: "...Spike helped you come up with that, didn't he?"
xyl360 says:
I know I'm a doctor Wheeljack, but I still can't seem to get rid of this itchy rash. It's on my head and my...
funklizard says:
Ratchet: And he was all like, "I'm Ironhide and I'm all red and I have big guns and I've seen a lot of things and I'm so manly..."
Wheeljack: Are you still talking?
brianharris74 says:
Wheeljack: Who would've thought that Apple had a patent on DinoBots too!?!?!?
Ratchet: Yeeeaaaah, I kinda thought it would go unnoticed.
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Ratchet: Oh jack look,Photographers! Oh and goodness my hair is a wreck!
gdawg8569 says:
R: "Dude....Wheeljack.....I'm either really stoned or that city just turned into a dinosaur and flew away"
WJ: "Whhhhooooooooaaaaaaa"
reluttr says:
Ratchet: "Wow, Wheeljack, I just realized you are really short."
Wheeljack: "Suddup ratchet, just shuddup."
