The Ultimate Caption Contest

Ravage XK says:

WHAT did you say about my headband?

Apr 11, 2016

Evil Eye says:

Cancer's encounter with Asuka Langley Soryhu at the Giant Robot Anime Character Convention did not go well.

Jan 7, 2013

Heckfire says:

STILL less annoying than Daniel.

Dec 16, 2011

darkqueen01 says:

WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me.
This is not a joke.
You'll get paid after we get back.
Must bring your own weapons.
Safety NOT guaranteed.
I have only done this once before.

Oct 22, 2007

PIME444 says:

wtf ass

Mar 14, 2007

Zeedust says:

This is what happens when you name your son Cancer.

Mar 16, 2005

Zeedust says:

Cancer: "Hey! You at the computer! Get outta here before I hafta come out there an' kick yer ass!"

Minerva: "I think the sweatband fits a bit too tight..."

Jul 11, 2004

Anonymous says:

They call him Cancer because he's malignant.

Dec 30, 2003

Dash Trigger says:

Domon Kasshu's New Groove - Coming soon to the Metroplex 8.
Metroplex: I'm not a movie theater dangit!

Nov 16, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Cancer- What?..You mean I've been wasting my time, I tried out for voltron but couldnt get in, and now I can't even pilot one of you guys, what the hell am I supposed to do then? Prime- Well..um..you can give comic relief to ease the te

Nov 6, 2003

gir says:

"Stop calling me Goku already!!!"

Oct 18, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Gang were going after Santa Clause for not getting me that Red Rider BBgun that I wanted when I was 6 years old.

Others: Oh great he's flipped his lid again

Jun 20, 2003

Unknown says:

Alright, who's the wise guy who said I'd be one of the Street Action Team bozos?

Jun 14, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

I hate Limp Bisket there going get an ass whooping from me. Death to all pokemon

May 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

We will destroy those who created Armada!

May 13, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

I'll get that easter bunny if its the last thing I do.....the hunt is on....

Apr 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

whoever named me cancers gonna get it

Mar 29, 2003

z says:

I'll get them damned Ronin Warriors!!!! Transformers rule you bastards!!!!!!!!

Dec 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

I can't get no UPN. Someone is gonna pay for this!

Dec 6, 2002

Firestorm says:

Cab without his Prozac = something bad about to happen.

Nov 9, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Heh heh...FIRE...heh heh...

Aug 26, 2002

Chachi says:

Cancer: Because my head is so freakisly misshapen, everyone will now receive a severe beating. LINE UP!"

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

First I gave it to Scatman, now for the rest of the franchise.

Jun 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

what did he do loss his crack again?
Yep.

Jun 14, 2002

Spiderman says:

its time that f&micro;&copy;kin Bin Laden bitch get a beating

May 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cancer: If thoes fools plan on making me miss being first in line for Episode 2, they shall PAY!!!!!!
Minerva: I think your taking this a bit too seriously cancer...

Apr 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

All right, who else thinks I look like that Daniel punk?

Apr 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

OK who drew these ugly chicks!!!

Mar 26, 2002

matrix says:

ALL RIGHT WHO STOLE MY RUBBER DUCKY!!!!!

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Yep, the name's Cancer. And just like a cancer, were're gonna kill this franchise.

Feb 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cab:"My stupid punk cousin Ash thinks he's somethin'cause he's a 'Pokemon master, huh? Well, Lets see that little $#!* and his genetically f*cked-up pets take on a Transformer! I'm bettin' on

Feb 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cancer realizes (after watching Robotech and Mobile Suit Gundam for four hours) that the idea of kids with giant robots is not a new thing....

Jan 22, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

The next guy that says I look like Fred from Outlaw f*#%^ng Star is in for an ass whoopin!

Jan 21, 2002

FortMax says:

Squeezeplay: paper covers rock
(background) Minerva: oh him yes he is a special child

Jan 20, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Cab's two friends try to explain to Optimus just why Cab felt compelled to tell them about the time he beat Seaspray within an inch of his life then f&micro;&copy;ked a dolphin.

Cab: And I'd do it again too.

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Goku goku flex flex, hahaha, flex goku flex flex....

Jan 17, 2002

Stelartron says:

So *YOU'RE* the one who designed Rachet and Ironhide's toys!

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Blondes prefer Bullies.

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

We are the Jets!

Dec 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

HEAD ON! HEAD ON! FISTS ON!

Dec 23, 2001

Unknown says:

This guy with the camera has been spying on us for weeks and we never noticed it!

Dec 18, 2001

Anonymous says:

Get ready, HASBRO!

Dec 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

They laugh at MY hair

Dec 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Nelson Muntz Impersonation: Gimme Your Money Old Man, or I'll pound you with my fists!

Dec 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

So I said, Yeah?! If you want that money, you can come find it, cos I don't know where it is, ya balony. You make me wanna wretch!!

Dec 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

Who did this to my freaking giant robot body!?!?

Dec 9, 2001

Wheelimus Prime says:

If I do this long enough, I'll turn into a Super-Sayan!

Dec 8, 2001

Anonymous says:

(BWM VOICE) Yes....excellent.....we shall crush them....

Dec 8, 2001

Joe says:

Grrrr...AH!!!! Enimeas are no fun.

Dec 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

If you don't like the show then change the channel ya prick!!

Dec 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

urgh...they never let me in the show!

Dec 7, 2001

Cerebros says:

lets get them batman!
woops wrong show heh heh

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Alright who's the smart arse who glued my gloves together?

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Look, it's the Princess, Lance and Hunk from Voltron.

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

I am not a ham sandwich!

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

When last we met i was but the student,now i am the master...i'll trade you a pikachu for a bulbasaur what do ya say?

Dec 6, 2001

matt says:

Whattaya mean, 'South Park' beat us AGAIN in the ratings?!!? Now I'm REALLY gonna kill Kenny...

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

When I get my hands on that guy, He'll be the one crying next time!!!!

Dec 6, 2001

matt says:

I want pie, NOW!

Dec 6, 2001

DrSpengler says:

NO! My name is NOT Squeezeplay and if you call me that again or tell me I look and sound like a girl there'll be Hell to pay!!!

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

lets pound somthing and
end it aready

Dec 5, 2001

Mirage says:

Whoever calls me "Monkey Boy" again gets it!

Dec 5, 2001

jinrai says:

hold on while i punch the fly on my nose

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

Ah, yes. Nothing screams 'bastardization of a treasured memory' like RID. Now, let's get out there and suck ass!

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT: You have stolen the Royal Twinkie, now you must die!

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

DEATH TO THE FASHION POLICE!!

Dec 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

FART-OF-FURY!!!

Dec 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

What do you mean I'm not an Autobot!?! I can so turn into a car! Watch! Transform! er...um...that was just a warm-up

Dec 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

I'M NOT KENTO OF RONIN WARRIORS ON CRACK!

Dec 4, 2001

Chains says:

wow! he looks like rambo!
yeah he dose. saddly.

Dec 4, 2001

Unknown says:

Just gettin' ready for my annual Indian Burn fun booth.

Dec 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

Damnit, how come I got the Mullet? Somebody's gonna pay!!

Dec 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

"For the last time, this is how a ball-in-socket joint works!!!"

Dec 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

"All right, gang...Operation: Kick Daniel and Wheelie's Ass is now underway...."

Dec 3, 2001

Bombshell says:

Here's Daniel Witwicky: Age 15

Dec 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

Okay Who's Idea was it to give Minerva a sex change for the US release? Come on, You Jurks!! Tell Me, WHO? And then who's Idea was it to make her an aful blue and yellow?

Dec 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

I caught myself a baby bumblebee...

Dec 3, 2001

Grimlock_Dinobot says:

ok, Lets get us some G1 Reissuses!

Dec 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heh heh...brest plate!

Dec 3, 2001

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

dammit my name's not cancer, it's cab you asswipe.