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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!
132 comments
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132 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Ballet dancing on the weekends ….

Mar 7, 2022

Nacelle says:

"Mighty Galvatron, what is with my lips?"

Dec 5, 2018

ksol71339 says:

CYCLONUS:. " You have such a SWEET & TIGHT ass. "

STARSCREAM:. ( Thinking ) " How I wish that he were BUMBLEBEE."

Jul 4, 2017

Frenchhorngirl says:

Better second in command?
Fans be like: "BRING IT ON!!!"

Nov 27, 2013

Heckfire says:

"...and I call this position 'The Targetmaster'..."
"...sweet Primus, I can taste my own carburetor."

Dec 16, 2011

sonic boom says:

starscream: oh, here comes galvatron!
galvatron: cyclonus! people will think that your SHAGGING him!
cyclonus:?
starscream: oh, roll on armarda......

Oct 12, 2007

Dragon_Convoy says:

need more lube

Jul 12, 2007

Zeedust says:

Cyclonus: "Here you go, Mr Bay. He tried to run, but he didn't get far."

Micheal Bay: "Excellent... Now, please escort the prima donna here... to his new body!"

Starscream: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Jan 23, 2007

shadow minicon says:

Thats not what i ment when i said i needed back up!

Aug 26, 2006

bringo says:

Cyclonus: Take it. Just $%$# take it. Good boy. Now who's my bitch?
Starsceam: I am.

Cyclonus: That's right..

Aug 4, 2006

Demonic Femme says:

Cyclonis, "I searched all his pockets, Mighty Galvatron, and all I found was a picture.. er.. of your sister."
Galvatron, "WHAT?!!!"
Starscream, "Oh, no-"
"Galvatron, "What are you doing with MY SISTER!!??"

May 29, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

*After watching Cyclonus and Starscream
*Galvatron enters and is speechless of what he saw*

Cyclonus: Oh crap, Starscream I knew this was a bad idea!! Um mighty Galvatron, err hehehe...this isn't what it looks like, you believe me don't you

Mar 22, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

*After watching Cyclonus and Starscream Galvatron remained speechless and a little green around the gills.*

Galvatron: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Mar 9, 2005

Tiedye says:

TEACHER- Allright class we will resite our breathing exercises for our two new members of our lamaze class.
CYCLONUS- I can't belive we got pregnant Starscream.
STARSCREAM- It only takes one time Cyclonus. Now get behind me and time my breathing.

Nov 16, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Cyclonus: behold my PLUSHIE STARSCREAM!

Starscreams latest plan to rule the decepticons involed himself a jet transformer and alot of anime watching

Sep 22, 2004

Rainbow Starscream says:

Cyclonus: You know we could do this like those Armada morons do...

Starscream: I hear ya. Let's do it. Cyclonus -- supermode! POWERLINK!

Sep 3, 2004

Zeedust says:

Cyclonus: "Now that our guest of honor has arrived, this meeting of the Guys whose Body Starscream has Borrowed will come to order. Are there any questions before we begin?"

Waspinator: "Why Waspinator have to sit next to city-bot? It

Jun 1, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Cyclonus: yea theres somrthing stuck up there, maybe it's the remote it would explain why everytime you fart the channel changes

May 21, 2004

Magnus says:

Now, you just keep talking like normal and I'm going to pretend my hands are yours. Trust me, it's going to be funny.

Apr 8, 2004

Zeedust says:

Cyclonus: "I don't care WHAT Scourge and Waspinator are threatening to do to you. I'm not helping you find a hiding place."

Jan 12, 2004

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Okay Rocky, you've got one more chance, now get in there and knock'em dead!!
Starscream: Dammit... Cyclonus, have you been watching the Rocky movies again?
Cyclonus: It's very possible...

Nov 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream you're alive!

Oct 3, 2003

Unknown says:

"Megatron, is that you?!"

Oct 2, 2003

PredaKing says:

So this is what they call "back-up"

Sep 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus:are you ready starscream. Starscream:OH YEAH!!!!

Aug 4, 2003

Shadowcon says:

Cyclonus: No, no! This is how you do the Heimlich Maneuver. Starscream: Hey! It's bad enough I have your fists in my gut but could you please keep your probe outta my ass.

Jul 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Dammit, this is the last time I pull up your armor because you go and wax your hands. Starscream: Shut up! You know you love this you spikey, blue bitch. Cyclonus: (murmur)Don't do this to me Starscream.

Jun 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Yup, that's right, a one and a two and a...
Starscream: I don't know you.

Jun 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: what do you want with me
Cyclonus: I want to talk, Starscream you are the most beutiful decepticon than Arcee, join us, Galvitron will never hear about this

May 26, 2003

Bruticus says:

"Cyclonus, I've been meaning to ask you this for a while . . . are you Thundercracker . . .or Skywarp?"

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Don't worry Starscream, I'll help ya out with your constipation."

Apr 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

CYCLONUS: i am giving you a hands on demonstration of what your a** would be after prison, know what i mean.

Apr 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Good thing I know the Heimlich! No, wait, I don't. Ah well, he'll just be back in a week.

Mar 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

And now the next game we'll play on "Who's Line Is It Anyway" will be 'Helping Hands'. This game is for Starscream and Cyclonus...

Mar 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ss: Cyclonus, dude you are freaking me out.

Mar 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

ooooooohhhhh! cyclonus... wow your so small i can barley feel it. is it in yet?

Mar 4, 2003

Battle Angel says:

Look Galvatron! I fixed Starscream for you, now you can kick his tin can just like in the old days!

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Starscream: (hesitantly) Whaddya mean "spread 'em" ?

Dec 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ss: Cyclonus, you are sooo invading my privacy. Now go away.

Dec 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

I dont like this operation human sheild idea it always leads me to the hospital.

Dec 6, 2002

Sledge says:

"Starscream, don't transform or I'll be stuck in your tailpipe"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus:"Damnit, Starscream, laugh!"(As he tickles him)

Oct 29, 2002

astrotrain's first friend says:

Starscream: What are you doing to me?! Cyclonus: i'm gonna rip your wings of muahahahahahahahahaha! Starscream: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY OVERLAGED PURPLE BUNNY!

Oct 23, 2002

Scourge says:

Cyclonus: Screamer, how exactly did this thing get shoved up your tailpipe?

Sep 3, 2002

vash says:

cyclonus: man starscream you have such a nice ass.
starscream:I know optimus and most all of the decepticons told me, however optomus was better than you, you big purple teletubie.so get off before i sick pimp daddy megatron on your ass!

Jul 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

SS: U sure are good at humping Cyc!

Jul 6, 2002

prime says:

Now thats what Im talking about Galvatron!!
Say my name bitch!!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Starscream: GET OFF OF ME YOU FAGOT!

May 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

at least i wasnt trying you out while you were dead.

May 16, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Cyclonus: Why the hell are we standing here when we can fly?
Starscream: Good point!

May 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

You where right, that is a nasty looking dent.

Apr 28, 2002

Nemesis says:

So, Starscream, you wanted a lube- job???

Apr 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

OOOOOOPSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Starscream: ohh Cyclonis... Ohhh!! ohhh!!

Mar 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: BLUE 42! BLUE 42!! HIKE!!!

Mar 5, 2002

ruination says:

I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT BUZZSAW NOW LOOK AT YOUR SELF! CHOKING!!

Feb 1, 2002

Blitzkrieg says:

Cyclonus: "Come on, Starscream! Back that ass up!" Starscream: "Let go of me, you freak!"

Jan 29, 2002

The Chosen One says:

Yes, that's a blaster in my pocket, you sick freak! ...I have no control over where it goes, though

Jan 21, 2002

FortMax says:

Starscream: Cyclonus! is that you
Cyclonus: heres a hint

Jan 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Starscream, the best lap dancer in the biz

Jan 19, 2002

Silverwolf says:

WHY THE fµ©k WON'T YOU STAY DEAD!

Starscream: It's because I love you, honost.

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus, when I become Decepticon leader, you will be my second-in-command. :)

Jan 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Thank the maker I'm not Thundercracker, or this would be really weird.

Cyclonus: I'm never drinking with you again...

Jan 11, 2002

Super Prime says:

Cyclonus: Starscream, are you sure this is how the humans do it. Starscream: Yep I'm sure.

Jan 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Starscream has a Stalker with an Energon Knife

Jan 2, 2002

Unknown says:

Cyclonis Looks Pretty Jealous At Starcream's Ass

Dec 20, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

Is it still there? Make it go away!!

Dec 17, 2001

Stelartron says:

Screamer: Look everybody! I just ran Cyclonus's underwear up the flagpole! *laughs*

Other Decepticons: (all stare at Starscream with "uh-oh" looks on their faces)

Screamer: (slowly stops laughing as he realizes that no one

Dec 16, 2001

Idiot says:

Yay! Piggieback!

Dec 16, 2001

Bumblebee says:

You now cyclonus i have always thought of you in a sexaul waybut i didn't know you were this good at sex, what thats comig out of your waist joint a robotic genitals aw baby bring it on awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dec 13, 2001

Bumblebee says:

You now cyc;onus i have always thought of you in a sexaul waybut i didn't know you were this good at sex, what thats comig out of your waist joint a robotic genitals aw baby bring it on awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dec 13, 2001

Anonymous says:

CYCLONUS:I'm jumping into you like SWAYZE did to WHOOPI GOLDBERG.Play "UNCHAINED MELODY" so we can dance with big-busted Deceptibabe.

Dec 12, 2001

Unknown says:

Hold it, Starscream! Yous ain't goin' nowhere!

Dec 12, 2001

Unknown says:

poor starscream made the mistake of pickeing up the soap

Dec 12, 2001

Anonymous says:

Starscream:Give it to me harder cyclonus.
Cyclonus:Oh Yeah Baby

Dec 9, 2001

Singularity says:

Starscream:. o O(10 seconds in the game, if I can make this Jump Shot) Cyclonus: . o O(Seekers can't jump)

Dec 6, 2001

matt says:

(Cyclonus) Yeah, Starscream. Fight me! I love it when you fight me...! (Starscream ) What the...? Oh no; not again...!

Dec 6, 2001

Mirage says:

C'mon, you know I'm the baddest jet in the universe.

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus, i TOLD you im not tickleish

Dec 2, 2001

Windcharger says:

Cyclonus: Yeah, take it Galvatron
Starscream: What did you just call me?
Cyclonus: Uh, i mean, take it Starscream

Dec 1, 2001

las says:

Hey doc am I supposed to feel both hands on my shoulders?

Nov 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Feel anything yet?

Nov 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Look out there,sombody is looking at us.

Nov 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Due to the lack of sparks, anyone who caught Starscream and Cyclonus in the act only pondered Cyclonus's inferior robo genitals

Nov 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Whoooo's your daddy?

Nov 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

Wha..shut off that damn camera!

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Ya' put your right foot in...

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Cyclonus!, I never knew you had a little Greek in you!"

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Lubrication, Starscream? This is bad sodomy."

Nov 18, 2001

Anonymous says:

C'mon everybody! TOTEM-POLE!!!!!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus:" Nice moe, Starscream! Now I can't get the gerbil out!!"
Starscream:"Won't be the first."
Cyclonus:"Huh?"

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: I caught this one messing with the vending machines!

Nov 14, 2001

Bwg says:

Cyclonus: Want to feel my pig sticker? Starscream: What the fock?

Nov 11, 2001

Roddy says:

Starscream: "Little to the left. Back to the right."

Cyclonus: "There?"

Starscream: "No, that's my ventilation hole. My fueltank opening is right beside it."

Cyclonus: "Found

Nov 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Behind me? Ha! you think I'd fall for that old trick?

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

Hey check out my new backpack!

Nov 9, 2001

Ultimate Optimus says:

Cyclonus: So, you like it rough, huh! StarScream: Ummm....No, back off and I'll pretend I didn't hear that!

Nov 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

Star Scream: Hey Cyclonus, guess what!

Cyclonus: What?

Brrrrt!(Star Scream farts)

Star Scream: HA! HA! HA!

Cyclonus: Ugh! I hate you more than ever!

Nov 7, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Faster! Starscream: Harder!
Cyclonus: faster!
Starscream : harder!
Cyclonus:ok i'll go harder only if you go faster.
Starscream:ok
OH OH OH OH OH!

Nov 6, 2001

APOLLO says:

Cyclonus:"Ever wonder why they colored me purple."

Starscream:"Nooooooooo!!"

Nov 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Cyclonus, wait wait.... is that a security camera?

Nov 6, 2001

Blitzwing says:

cyclonus: What's that smell?

Nov 5, 2001

Ravage says:

Don't worry I can save you with the heimlick!

Nov 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

Please tell me Cyclonus is just adjussting starscreams wings... Please...
Ya know. Starscream really gets around if you take a look at the other captions with him in it ;-)

Nov 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

BACK DAT ASS UP!

Nov 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I said BUDDING, not BUTTING!

Nov 4, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonous: Galvatron! It's not what it looks like!

Nov 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

NO CYCLONUS!!! WHEN I SAID I WANTED THRUST,
I MEANT THE GUY STANDING NEXT TO DIRGE!!!!!

Nov 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

Come on. Pick up the soap.

Nov 3, 2001

Mtx says:

Damnit Starscream you've had this coming to you since episode one!

Nov 3, 2001

Leroy says:

Wonder Twins Unite!

Nov 3, 2001

Powerglide says:

Cyclous:"uh uh ohhh Starscream I didn't know you had it in you." Starscream:"Well this is the last time I let you transfer energon this way." Cyclous:"But its so warm." Starscream: "Y

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

starscream: I am sorry,but I don't think this is how we combine into one....

Nov 2, 2001

ryanna says:

Ace & Gary The Ambigously gay duo!!!!!!!!

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

And the first thing I'm going to do when I take control of you Cyclonus, is walk right up to Galvatron and tell him that I have finally realised that his anger problem is a direct result of his obvious inferiority complex. Oh and then I'

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Starscream:Give me your beridium baloney!

Nov 2, 2001

Bombshell says:

Starscream decides to take the shot for Cyclonus, seeing as how he is a more bad ass jet than he is!

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Now class, you wrap your arms around the choking victim's waist, making a ball in front of their stomach, and precede to...."

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Hey Starscream, let me show you a trick.

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Come on Starscream tell me what I want to hear. WHO'S YOUR DADDY??

Nov 2, 2001

Mtx says:

Damn I guess they don't call him "Mega"tron for nothing. He really opened you up.

Nov 2, 2001

Octavius Prime says:

Star Scream: No Galvatron you can't take him ! I love him !
Cyclonus: I umm uhh oh boy :: Gulp ::

Nov 1, 2001

Justin says:

Starscream: I hope optimus isent coming here he will make us a laughing stock
Galva: I dont know, but speaking of stocks wheres your anus damnit!
Starscream: oh its on my neck
Galva: It seems we have a problem
Optimus: Well well well...

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

(cyclonus and starscream spend some quality time in oswald state jail)
Cyclonus: I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM!
Starscream: NOT AGAIN!

Nov 1, 2001

Jay Prime says:

Cyclonus: When I let go, you run full speed ahead, got it? Starscream: What about that wall? Cyclonus: Silence!!

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Trust me! Just fall back and I promise I'll catch you.

Screamer: Weeeeell..okay. Here I go.

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Have I earned my place in the new Decepticons, my leader Galvatron?

Galva: ~Uggg~ Yes my pet, yes.

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

*starscreem takes over cyclones body and rubbs him sefl in a sexly active way.

Nov 1, 2001

Izzy says:

Na na na na na, getting jiggy with it

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

yeah..starscream thats it...yeah..yeah....

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Come back here Starscreem *Cyclonense grabs Starscreems ghost and throughs it to galvatron* Die again Starscreem.

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus(singing): I put my hands up on your hips then I dip, you dip, we dip!

Nov 1, 2001

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