Devastator is missing an arm!

Triggerdick Megatron says:

The animation errors are going too far...

trailbreaker says:

Another cheap Chinese knock off!

william-james88 says:

Can anyone lend a hand?

Ravage XK says:

I err got a text from Scavenger. He says he stopped to pick up some fencing. He was passing the Garden Centre anyway so..... He says 5 mins max.

Ravage XK says:

Once again, animation budget cuts lead to corners being cut ( quite literally in Devastators case ).

Henry921 says:

Long Haul got so chunky all of Devastator lost an arm to diabetes.

NTESHFT says:

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed.......wait a second

Optimum Supreme says:

"Tis just a flesh wound"

"You're a robot, you don't have flesh"

"Doh!"

william-james88 says:

Marco!

trailbreaker says:

Obamacare doesn't cover missing combiners.

Chrisby says:

I'VE BEEN DISARMED!

Skywarp64 says:

"DAMNIT, SCAVENGER!"

cybertronianjedi says:

D:uhh...guys wheres Bonecrusher????
(movie bonecrusher's head rolls infront of devastator)
devastator's face expression:D:)

Transformation619 says:

Megatron: Constructicons form Devastator!

Constructicons: Yes Sir! *TRANSFORMS*

Megatron: Now Devastator attack the auto...Where's Scavenger?
Scavenger: Shut up! I'm trying to scavenge Devastator's right Fist!

Nemesis Jason says:

Devestator: Any day you wanna finish taking a crap, SCAVENGER!!"

Autobot bubbs says:

Don't shoot! I'm UN-ARMED! *ba-dum-dum* Thank you everyone, I'll be here all week!

Zeedust says:

Out of frame, Doctor Richard Kimble loses bladder control.

Zeedust says:

"Man, Bruticus is lucky to have the Scramble City thing going... If Vortex decides to take trhe day off he can just borrow a Stunticon and doen't have to spend the day like this!

lockepsb says:

Devastator: Megatron... I was wiping my ass and It kinda sucked Scavenger up... and he likes it so much in there he don't wanna come out.

Unknown says:

come on man, get back on. scavenger, hey! dont you get in that taxi. hey dont you go to that airport. hey, scavernger dont you get on that plane. Hey, dont you pay $5 for those head phones. alright now im pissed.

SilentBlaster says:

SCAVENGER STOP PLAYING PACMAN AND COME HERE DARNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

master galvatron says:

Scavenger we told you three times.
We are done playing hide the constructicon

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Bonecruncher: Who told Scavenger he'd be joining the Autobots in Amarda?
Starscream: Never mind about that
Devastator: Betrayal

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Inspiration for Energon Series

...

Which means that Energon was a ripoff of Micromasters.

Korium9 says:

Devastator learns the hard way:
You CAN jack-off too much.

Korium9 says:

Nothing up my sleeve . . .

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Oh dear, would you look at that. My arm's gone. Rather akward, I might say.

Stormshadow says:

Starscream (offscreen): Cna you lend me a hand.
(irritated devastaor throws arm)
"I said a HAND moron"
(irritated devastator exacts harsh vengance, it's no wonder starscreams no quite there in Armada)

crypto199 says:

Now I can't pick my nose!

DarkMechJock says:

Devastator: Give back Devastator's arm!

Omega Supreme: DEMAND: SAY UNCLE.

D: Devastator refuses!

OS: RESULT: DESTRUCTION OF LIMB.

D: Devastator will hand over his lunch money!

egarton says:

(english man) oh he's somewhat 'armless.

soundwavegt says:

SCAVENGER, GET YOUR SCROUNGING ASS OVER HERE AND COMBINE NOW, BEFORE THESE DAMN DINOBOTS SHRED THE REST OF US TO PAPERCLIPS!!!!!

Scatterlung says:

Megatron: Constructicons! Pull yourselves together!!!

Payner™ says:

Just another day in the office: another spectacular animation error.

taylorbaby says:

I have no arm, i have no arm
ahhh forget it I'm a robot anyway.

Dragon Weilder says:

now wait i beg in front of u with both....... oops

one hand

Zeedust says:

Richard Kimble had nightmares for weeks after what he would only refer to as the "robot incident".

TechDech says:

"Go ahead, Defensor... shoot me! I'm... UNARMED!

"Dangit, this is what happens when you can't read the Japanese Assembly Instructions!"

Draego says:

the constructicons should've taken Scavenger's threat of strike seriously

Draego says:

Superion (offscreen): lets give him a big hand, coz lets face it, he's gonna need it.

prime idiot says:

Autobot forces: Oh yeah you and who's army?
Devastator : Me and this ar...oh for 101010 sake! Scavenger you slack bas1010101!

Roadshadow says:

Devastator: Where the f*ck is Scavenger?

*Down in Jamaica, we see Scavenger relaxing on a beach, enjoying a fruity margarita*

Scavenger: Screw the Constructicons, being a Jamaican weed seller is great!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Superion: (offscreen) Now will you let me through?
Devastator: It's just a flesh wound.
Superion: I cut your arm off!
Devastator: I had worse.

galvanostril says:

josh: holy ---- man! you broke my model!
mike: oh please, you used american made glue, of course it would break.
phillip: the arm's over here!
josh and mike: GOOD!

Dragonoth says:

The new cloaking device only covered 17% of Devastator.

Castle74 says:

Megatron:Well this sure is better than those times Long Haul wouldn't show!

Castle74 says:

Once again Scavenger is late for work. Those Constucticons are going to have to do something about his drinking binges!

Ultra Wheelshot says:

BC: He had to call in sick
Scav: Hi guys have I missed anything?
Dev: Scavenger arm now
Scav: But...
Dev: Now

Minicle says:

Scavanger: Hold on! I've just got to go use the portaloo quickly! Be right back!

Devastator: Just make sure you wash your bloody hand this time, okay!

Bonecrusher: Why the Hell do we need to use portaloos anyway!? We're robots!

Devasta

Minicle says:

Devasator: Oh noes! Devastator lost arm! Everyone make that stupid joke now!

muddyjoe says:

Optimus Prime: "Not so funny when it happens to you, is it?!?" (see episode "City of Steel")

Acelister says:

Devestator: "Nobody move! It's around here somewhere..."
Megatron: "It's an ARM, not a contact optic!"

ALISTAIRE_562 says:

Devastator: The bad news is that shipping takes 3 to 5 days, so I'll be a lefty till then, but the good news is that I used "BUY IT NOW" and shipping was free... Thank god for EBAY!

Death Gunner says:

Devastator:I am the strongest decepticon I belong to nobody!!
Unicron: Join me or you'll never get your arm back!!
*Devastator reading hasbro magazine*
"Well theres no way i'm waiting till next summer"

Not Sonic says:

AHHH MY MUSCLES!!!!!!

Suzuki says:

MEGATRON(off screen): You idiot! When I said to lend Starscream a "hand", I meant for you to help him fight the Autobots!
DEVASTATOR: Oops...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Starcream and Skywarp pull the ultimate buddy's passed out drunk joke.

Devestator,"What the? I know I had two arms when I passed out last night."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Devestator,"Look I'm a slot machine! Pull my arm you might see quarters fall outta my crotch!"

ApexPrime says:

Devastator doing his Anakin Skywalker impression

ApexPrime says:

another victim of starwars' limb slashing

Acelister says:

Megatron: "Now do the Ministry of Funny Walks!"

Acelister says:

After being infected with the virus Epedime, the only way to save Devestator's life was to cut off his arm..."
Devestator: "I said LEFT arm! Left! What kind of intergalactic space shuttle can't tell left from right?!"
Astrotra

Acelister says:

On the opening night of the Decepticon Players presents: The King And I, Devestator was litterally shaking to pieces.

Acelister says:

Starscream: "I told you that glue wouldn't hold them together..."
Megatron: "...Shut up, Starscream..."

Acelister says:

Devestator: "Well I've never played before! How am I supposed to know?"
Superion: "It is what human children play! They can't actually put THIER right arm in before doing the Hokey Pokey and turning around..."

ejabba says:

Mr. Megatron Sir. Can I get your backscratcher back I need my arm to fight Superion.

disco$teve says:

"First the purple underwear now this!"

Marv says:

I still just can't believe Scavenger walked out on us for that role in "Armada"...

Marv says:

Devastator was a nervous, paranoid wreck after fanatical toy collectors had stolen Scavenger...

Marv says:

In the words of Ren Höek: he's a great couple of guys, he is...

Marv says:

When Transformers get drunk, they tend to forget how they're supposed to transform. Devastator forgot his right arm, Starscream ended up transforming into a Lada instead of a F-15..

Aconite says:

And you get mad when you're missing a puzzle piece?

Think about how this guy feels.

Galaxy Optimus Primal says:

Devastator: "Nothing defeat the Davastator, nothing! ...Ups, I lost my right arm! Megatron what I'm doing now?! Devastator confused!"

Megatron: "You fool! Yor're yousless just like Starscream! And you Scrapper, you dare call yo

thexfile says:

this is what we cal "cojote ugly"
Aparently young Devastator had a wild night and the chik he spent the night at was sooo ugly that he literaly chewed off his arm so he could leave quikly!!

thexfile says:

and you thought that not finding your contact was a pain.

thexfile says:

this is what we cal a "1 arm bandid"

thexfile says:

did you eaver wake up and felt you did not controle your body

thexfile says:

Devastator : "No you worry megatron Devastator can do job withe 1 hand behind back"

Arsenal 121 says:

Defensor: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
Devastator: 'Tis but a scratch.
Defensor: But your arm's off!
Devastator: No it isn't!
Defensor: Then what's that, then?
Devastator: ... I've had worse...
Defensor: YOU LIE!!!

Acelister says:

Devestator: "I can't do this without my right hand man!"

Acelister says:

Devestator: "I may have lost my arm, stopping that Cuban Missle from launching, but at least I saved all those humans..."
Starscream: "But... Why...?"

Acelister says:

Devestator: "What do you mean 'Where is your arm'? Its right... Oh... I'm sure its around here somewhere..."

Acelister says:

Megatron: "So when you woke up, how many liliputian's were running off with him?"

Sun Runner says:

Devastator: Scavenger c'mon we don't have time for this, were in the middle of a battle. I'm serious you come back here right now we don't have time for games.....fine you win.........MARCO.

Scavenger:...........POLO

trailbreaker says:

The arm isn't missing; Devastator is simply scratching his butt.

trailbreaker says:

Wait! Scavenger is still in the dressing room! CUT !!

Flashwave says:

Why you never play "pull my finger" with Primus

Massdestruction says:

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

saiyan_prime says:

Megatron- What happened to Devastator's right arm?
Soundwave- Well, he saw that pic of that Sue Perienne chick....let's just say that Scavenger got worn out
Megatron- BLAST! Say, now that you mention it, she is rather....what do these fleshba

koalatron says:

!NEW!Generation 1 Devastator.He walks he talks (come back with my pork pie kitty)Hes amazing!!!
Batteries not included
not responsible for loss of right arm or combining problems.Projectiles may cause loss of limbs.Insurance not covered for exploding i

Road Turtle says:

"Scavanger, you're more than just a mere appendage to me! You're my Gun Hand!"

Road Turtle says:

"On Strike! What do you mean You're on Strike!
Scavanger, we're in the middle of a battle here! I can't have my body parts rejecting me!"

Road Turtle says:

Scavanger! Come back! Buddy,I'm sorry! You're my right hand man! Literally, My right hand!
Uh,Help here! My arm just walked off in a huff!

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Factory Recall Notice: All owners of Constructicon Gestalts may experience loss of limbs.

-Ry- says:

Devastator:Okay Omega Supreme, its time to kill you.

Omega blasts his right arm off.

Devastator:right then, just a flesh wound, have at you!!!

OS:Result:Your bloody arm is off!!
(a lil monty python trib)

Head Shot says:

this is what happens to transformers when they fall asleep in Harlem....

Tusko says:

What do you mean union rules say Combiner teams can have no more than 5 participants? Pay a penalty? Lose dental? Just bring me a beer this high and I'll work with what I got.

Master Shake says:

Sesshomaru: Got ya, bit*h!!!!

Bed Bugs says:

Oh great, time for a Scavenger hunt...

Sun Runner says:

I'm just glad it wasn't my genitles.

Massdestruction says:

Devastator: "When I said I'd give my right arm for the Predaking Reissue, I wasn't kidding."

DarkDranzer says:

Devastator: Where is Scavenger?

*Meanwhile at the pub*

Scavenger: Bill Clinton was the better president in my opinion!!

Barney Gumble: President Rosevelt was better!!

S: CLINTON!!

BG: ROSEVELT!!

S: OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT GUMBLE!!

*Barn

Acelister says:

Devestator: "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! Wait... He isn't back yet? Ah slag..."

Acelister says:

Devestator: "Now that's a hell ova gun!"

Acelister says:

Now avalible from Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts! 'Battle Damage' Devestator!

Acelister says:

Devestator: "Where is arm?"
Megatron: "Ah, Devestator... I see you've noticed... You see, when a bot and a fembot love each other very much..."

megatron 2005 says:

You were supposed to be the CHOSEN ONE!!

megatron 2005 says:

we're DEF LEPPARD!!! thank you. goodnight!

Kevinus Prime says:

"GESUNDHEIT!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Quick, Somebody give me a hand!"
(GROAN....)

Air Dawg says:

Defensor isn't the only one with a missing arm. Look at Devastator.

terrordive2020 says:

AAAAH!!! I finaly figured out that scavenger was using his penis to link up to me!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Scrapper,"Constructicons has anyone heard from Scavenger?"
Hook,"Well the Deva Voice mail does say one new message."
Scrapper,"Well? Play it."
Long Haul,"I can't the play button is in my knee,can you wiggle your

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was a stupid mail-in coupon for an arm! Damn Cybertron Post!

Massdestruction says:

The new Diamond Select Devastator Bust is now on sale... 25% OFF.

Prime Nova says:

Something missing here.

Lets see - Mixmaster, Longhaul, Bone crusher ...

scattershot78 says:

Now I have to eat soup with my other hand! That darn fool Bonecrusher has to be the laziest Decepticon I've ever know! He won't even get up for a mock battle!

ApexPrime says:

"Should have gone with the gift set instead of buying every part on his own..."

USDA Prime says:

Devestator: "Damn animation errors!"

DeltaSeeker says:

Oh no! Now I can't count past five!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

Another Gestlat limb reformatted for the Binaltech project......

Next up: seacon Scalor.

Godfather Bluto says:

Devastator: Last time i dare Bruticus to tare off my arm.

Mkall says:

After playing with a live grenade, Devastator is now part of the War Amps program and is now a poster child.

Mkall says:

Devastator has learned never to insult the artist's abilities.

Massdestruction says:

Devastator: "My Scavenger was missing his fist so I contacted Hasbro. They apologized and arranged for an exchange for me. They said they would send a new replacement.

Then they said there was a production delay and this replacement was not availa

Sun Runner says:

Devastator finally realized how dangerous the phrase SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED really is.

Acelister says:

Devestator: "Okay, great gag... Now where is he hiding?!"

Exulted Unicron says:

Devastator becomes the next victim of a vicious lightsabre attack from Anakin

Road Turtle says:

"I want my ho-back! Er, I mean back-hoe!"

Road Turtle says:

"What?! I don't have Scramble Technology?! Gimmie back my arm!!!"

Aeghty 8 says:

I guess masterbation is really a form of self destruction.... In Tyler we trust.

Dragonoth says:

Devastator singing "Incomplete" by the Back Street Boys. I had that song stuck in my head all night! }:(
*starts TF:TM soundtrack* :)

Dark Starscream says:

"Scavenger Hunt"

Me am Grimwave says:

"Uh... Blast Off? Dead End? Rampage? Wheelie? Little help here?"

dmprime27 says:

Duke:"Remember kids fireworks can be dangerous as well as fun,so always remember to be careful."

Devastator:"Now we know!"

Duke:"And knowing is half the battle."

The FlatLine says:

Megatron always warned me about sticking my arm out of Astrotrain. Let this be a lesson kids.

Chromia says:

This is what I get for chosing the Decepticon HMO......

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Unfortunately, when the Dread Pirate Roberts insisted on fighting Devestator "to the pain," he *wasn't* bluffing.

Blaster_6267 says:

You put your right arm in...you take ur right arm out. Wait a minuite, where did it go?

Thanatos Prime says:

*Devastator rips off his right arm* Look at me guys! I'm Waspinator!

Thanatos Prime says:

Dev: Hold on Superion, lemme find my right arm, then we'll fight.

Sup: Stupid Devastator, doesn't even know where he puts his own body parts...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Devestator,"RRRRROAAAAARRRR! Guys! Guys look at me I'm a bear!!!"

Megatron,"Ah jeez we create the biggest badest super robot ever,and he's retarded.
*sigh*
Starscream get me the special helmet."

Demonic Femme says:

Megatron, "DEVASTATOR- WHERE is YOUR ARM? I TOLD YOU TO ATTACK!!"

Devastator, "Hold on- I have a wedgie!"

Jaw Crusher says:

Finally, after weeks on a desperate hunt, with Lieutenant Gerard trailing his every move, Dr. Richard Kimble came face to face with the one responsible for the murder of his wife...

tf_geek says:

Dev: "I'm Devastator. I can do anything."
TFG: "Oh yeah? Clap!"

Massdestruction says:

The Constructicons have the misfortune of app earing in a Home Improvement crossover.

Al Borlen reportedly had warned Devastator not to work with Tim "The Tool Man" Tayler.

Zeedust says:

After Scavenger decided to pursue a solo career, the group just wasn't the same.

Zeedust says:

After Scavenger decided to pursue a solo career, the grou just wasn't the same.

devast8or says:

If you think I'm in bad shape, you should see what I did to TFG!!

DeltaSeeker says:

Don't shoot! I'm unarmed!

DecepticonRedAlert says:

dev.look ma' no hands
megatron.but your only missing one
dev.well damnit what do supose me to do i can't pull it off

saiyan_prime says:

Maybe now I can land a date with that hot one-armed surfboarding chick....

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Devestator,"SWEET! Now I can play drums for Def Lepard!"

Massdestruction says:

Devastator: "Dude, when Grimlock tells you to keep your hands off his sword, he means it."

Massdestruction says:

Lets all give Devastator a big hand!

BLASTERBOT says:

Listen Megatron why are you shouting at me? scavenger said he needed to go potty, it's not my fault!

Dragonmaster Eradose says:

Tell me my Decepticons brothers, why is it that the cloaking tech ONLY WORKS ON MY RIGHT ARM?!?!?!?

XeroSyphon says:

"My name is Devastator, I can put my arm back on you can't. So play safe..... Now were the little sob who shot it off?"

Omega Sentinel says:

'tis but a flesh wound

Thanatos Prime says:

Hmm... that gun blast did more than I thought...

DeltaSeeker says:

I don't think this is how you're supposed to play Strip Poker...

saiyan_prime says:

I'm looking for Dr. Richard Kimble. Has anybody seen him?

Ryu-Shu says:

dev: oh yeah saperion you take my arm so i'll take yours!!

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Dev: Is everyone here?
Scrapper: No
Dev: Oh damn

Jedi-and says:

"How was I suposed to know he was going to call in sick today?"

doomboy536 says:

can someone give me a hand, or an arm?

Overloaded says:

well I just heard that Hasbro UK are not sending out the next wave so I will not be getting my other arm

HookX5 says:

Hrmmm, anyone else need proof that gestalts can get by without an arm or leg?

phantomfish says:

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

permie says:

I know I'm forgetting something, what was it..

Ravage XK says:

"I'm sorry Megatron, he said he was just nipping down to the Petrol Station for some nibbles and drinks. That was 4 hours ago! His mobile is switched off and frankly I'm getting worried."

Dragonoth says:

At least it didn't cost me BOTH arms and my legs (like the Aerialbots).

elmekia says:

Who would have thought Megatron was so literal when asked me to 'give him a hand'?

Laserbot says:

Dev: "man this blows... im right handed!!"

Brawn's Girl says:

Hey! Has anyone seen my arm?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Devestator,"Oh what the hell Scavenger's late again? I hate yardsale season."

Ratbat says:

I'm useless without my right arm!

Ratbat says:

Hey!!! I need my right arm!