>
shop.seibertron.com amazon.seibertron.com Facebook Twitter X YouTube Pinterest Instagram Myspace LinkedIn Patreon Podcast RSS
This page runs on affiliate links — your clicks may earn us a few Shanix. Want the full transmission? Roll out to our Affiliate Disclosure.

The Ultimate Caption Contest

Dirge plugs in Bumblebee

Dirge plugs in Bumblebee
66 comments
Hold up, recruit! You need to be a registered Seibertronian and logged in to drop your caption wit here. Click here to login or register
66 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Dirge will ensure you’re never late trot work again …

Jun 27, 2025

trailbreaker says:

Dirge does not like you interrupting his latest experiment…

Apr 29, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Wait these need AA batteries !”

Aug 9, 2023

trailbreaker says:

Sorry wrong room …

Jun 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Plug the vacuum in here!

Oct 8, 2018

Towline says:

"Sigh" The things we do to protect the fragile environment of the Earth.

Jul 13, 2016

Jetfire22 says:

Confirmation that in the next installment of Transformers, Michael Bay is changing Bumblebee's alt mode to the all electric Nissan Leaf.

May 22, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Dirge: This plug will make him think he's my boy...
*Everyone stares*
Dirge: *steps back* What? I can be gay!

May 10, 2016

BG the Robit says:

Me: Bee, since when were you electric? I saw your Energon last night when we made out...
Optimus: *walks in* You did what now?

May 10, 2016

-Kanrabat- says:

Dirge: "Ho... herr..... It's not what you think!"

Bee: "Sigh... You forgot to lock the door. Again."

Apr 16, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Dirge: ...and this, Thrust, is how to get honey from a Bumblebee.

Apr 2, 2016

william-james88 says:

Where is Liam Neeson's daughter!!!!!!!

Feb 26, 2016

trailbreaker says:

This new electric toilet is hard to figure out.

Jan 19, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"Let's see, where are they... Oh, THERE you are, viewer! Hold still while I plug this into your skull, 'kay?"

Jan 15, 2015

TF Cagle says:

Dirge: Okay Bumblebee let's go, my Iphone needs charged.

Nov 11, 2014

jpmonge1984 says:

I need a cup of coffee!, where's the coffee maker Bumblebee?

Jun 6, 2014

omegasupreme69 says:

ok ok Ill talk I will talk just no more Justin beiber....

Aug 5, 2013

kruiz220898 says:

Plugged what into Bumblebee, I'm afraid to ask

May 24, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Bumblebee reminded himself to stay out of Dirge's bondage dungeon in future.

May 20, 2013

YRQRM0 says:

I pulled the plug on the original thinking it would stop Hasbro from making new Bumblebees. Never have I been so wrong.

May 13, 2013

snavej says:

Denied access to The Daily Squee by a diabolical Autobot cybervirus, the Decepticons became much more sadistic than usual.

May 13, 2013

snavej says:

Dirge: I'm doing you a favour. On this world, yellow is the colour of urine!

Bumblebee: But your wings...

Dirge: Will be resprayed tomorrow, you dopey-looking midget.

May 13, 2013

snavej says:

Dirge: Consider yourself lucky. How many other people die in an electric penis chair? You'll be the talk of Autobase!

May 13, 2013

bigricky30 says:

This one goes in your bum gasketand this one goes in your vocal processor...Uh...wait a second.....no...Its this one that goes in your bum gasket and the other one goes in your vocal processor....

May 13, 2013

Blahzaye says:

"I'm pretty sure that thing's a citrus juicer dumbass!!!"

May 13, 2013

VioMeTriX says:

damn european outlets, this plug wont fit!!!

May 11, 2013

Hectotane says:

Dirge: I shall now do all of those, who are sick of seeing your numerous toys, a favor; Bumblebee. Death by electrical plug.

May 11, 2013

tandrie88 says:

Megatron sir, we are all out of energon maybe I can plug into Bumblebee spark to heat up your morning coffee.

May 9, 2013

alekesam says:

"Get the gimp."

May 9, 2013

trailbreaker says:

Dirge -- "Shut the door, there's nothing to see here!"

Bumblebee -- "Put your pants on!"

May 9, 2013

VioMeTriX says:

Ummm dirge, you cant plug that in here...its an american plug and a european outlet

May 8, 2013

munkimus prime says:

Bumblebee did not fare well against the Brain Plug. Who is strong enough to face the most powerful force in the universe, The Brain Plug. Find out in the next exciting chapter of the Ultimate Caption Compitition.

May 8, 2013

MarkNL says:

Electrical chair before it was cool.

May 8, 2013

SideswipeSunstreaker says:

tough to explain to Megatron.

May 8, 2013

SideswipeSunstreaker says:

Dirge: Now that I've converted Bumblebee into an eclectric beetle, I just need to plug him in to charge.
Bumblebee: Yeah, but you gave me a female plug by mistake.
Dirge: Mistake? You mean you were...? And you weren't a....? Uh oh, this is gonna be tou

May 8, 2013

#Sideways# says:

Bumblebee, what's is snavej's post level on this picture alone!?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNNDDDDD

May 8, 2013

snavej says:

Dirge was mocked for being a conehead, so he became very cruel and sadistic. He tortured Cliffjumper so much that he started to look like Bumblebee.

May 8, 2013

Twitchythe3rd says:

Dirge prepares the ritual sacrifice to the Toy-Making Gods.

May 8, 2013

Fett13 says:

Bumblebee: IACON, IACON!!!

Dirge ignores Bumblebee's cries of the safe word that was previously agreed upon.

May 8, 2013

Big Kielbasa says:

Umm....where do I plug this in??

May 8, 2013

ryanisawesome124 says:

just let me...SHUT UP BUMBLEBEE let me plug this in so i can kill you

May 7, 2013

Zeedust says:

Back on Cybertron, extenension cords were often used for light bondage.

May 7, 2013

wait for it says:

Oh yeah bumblebee? You just laugh. As soon as i find a place to plug this toaster in i will have toast and it will be delicious!

May 7, 2013

Cybertronian says:

Dirge's interrogation looked promising until he saw that Bumblebee was recently upgraded with USB outlets.

May 7, 2013

dedcat says:

Cybertronian toilets seem unnecessarily complicated to me.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Can't you do that wirelessly these days?

Dirge: Possibly, but I'm SO stuck in my ways. [Connects]

Bumblebee: Blagleeglooglum!

Dirge: At last, the secret formula for Reese's Pieces is mine!

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Did you know that your jet mode is obsolete now?

Dirge: I TRIED to get it changed but NO ONE will give me a $10M LOAN!

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

When the cable was connected, some South American housewives came and hung washing on it.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Dirge's work as a roadie for 'The Autobots' became progressively weirder.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

It was another case of 'Why bother with electrocution when your gun is pointing directly at the defenceless enemy'.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Spurting pornographic image discovered in Transformers cartoon.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

The chair failed to work because the terrified Bumblebee lubricated the seat.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Dirge: If this electric chair works, I can sell it for $10,000 in some dictatorship or junk shop.

Bumblebee: I want my cut!

Dirge: Oh, you'll get cut very soon.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Cybertronian technology has always used standard US two-pin plugs. That bit of forward planning was very useful on Earth.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Bumblebee was mesmerised by Dirge's perfect rectangular bosoms.

May 7, 2013

snavej says:

Dirge: KKK? Never heard of them.

May 7, 2013

morphobots says:

Dirge: "The things I gotta do to watch Netflix."

May 7, 2013

paul053 says:

Hasbro won't kill me by doing this right? I know no body likes Bumblebee.

May 7, 2013

#Sideways# says:

Wait... If that is a female end of a plug... That means that there is a male end somewhere on Bumblebee's body...

By Primus...

May 7, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

DIRGE: "Dammit, someone else must remember that lost clip of me tackling Optimus just before he fought Megatron in TFTM, and I'm gonna' probe the memory of every Autobot until I can prove it!"

BEE: "Not a clip showing how you survived getting eaten?"

May 7, 2013

Ravage XK says:

Lord Megatron, this connection has no Earth!

May 7, 2013

Road Turtle says:

Dirge, "Back! or I'll plug you in!"

May 7, 2013

Heckfire says:

"...wait...there's an ELECTRICAL CORD in an INCAN TEMPLE?! They WERE more advanced than we thought!"
"Oh, yeah? Then why is it a female socket?"
"..."
"Really advanced there."
"...shut up, Autobot scum."

May 7, 2013

spartanH85 says:

Dirge: Megatron this connector wont work! Megatron: dont give me that garbarge make it work...Dirge: i need a male connector! And I will not install one on bumblebee...but at least we know now why he...excuse me she has pink interior

May 7, 2013

Zonniwoop says:

...Never an extension-cord around when you really need one...

May 7, 2013

BeastProwl says:

All right Hasbro, you've gone and done it! I'm unplugging the Bumblebee Press! DEATH BE TO THE YELLOW SWARM!

May 7, 2013

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By [ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]


Transformers and More @ The Seibertron Store

Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #11 Cvr A Image Comics 2024 Skybound 0624IM358 11A (CA) Johnson"
TRANSFORMERS #11 C ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "THE TRANSFORMERS #1 40th Anniversary Cvr A Image Comics 2024 Skybound 01A"
THE TRANSFORMERS # ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #8 2nd ptg Cvr B Ultra Magnus Image Comics 2024 0524IM977 Howard"
TRANSFORMERS #8 2n ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #15 Cvr A Image Comics 2024 Skybound 1024IM428 15A (CA) Johnson"
NEW!
TRANSFORMERS #15 C ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #2 2nd ptg Cvr A Duke Image Comics 2023 1023IM897 (CA) Howard"
TRANSFORMERS #2 2n ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #2 2nd ptg Cvr A Duke Image Comics 2023 (CA) Howard 250626"
TRANSFORMERS #2 2n ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Transformers WORST BOT EVER TPB Image Comics 2025 0425IM471 TP (CA) Marz Jr"
Transformers WORST ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Transformers Deluxe HC Book 01 Direct Market Exclusive Image Comics 0125IM467"
NEW!
Transformers Delux ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #13 Cvr D 1:25 Image Comics 2024 0824IM445 13D (CA) Fornes"
TRANSFORMERS #13 C ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Transformers Deluxe HC Book 01 Image Comics 2025 0125IM467 (CA) Johnson"
NEW!
Transformers Delux ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "THE TRANSFORMERS Compendium TP Vol 01 Direct Market Image Comics 2025 0325IM840"
THE TRANSFORMERS C ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #15 Cvr B Image Comics 2024 Skybound 1024IM429 15B (CA) Corona"
NEW!
TRANSFORMERS #15 C ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TRANSFORMERS #2 2nd ptg Cvr C Cliffjumper Image Comics 2023 (CA) Howard 250626"
TRANSFORMERS #2 2n ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Transformers WINDBLADE #4 con cvr Vol 2 IDW Comics 2015 convention"
Transformers WINDB ...
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.

Featured Products on Amazon.com

Buy "Transformers MPM04 Optimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Attacker 15 Kramer Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Power of The Primes Deluxe Class Dinobot Snarl" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Legends Class Cindersaur" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Bumblebee -- Energon Igniters Nitro Series Optimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Studio Series 07 Leader Class Movie 4 Grimlock" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Evolution Optimal Optimus" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Series PK Bruticus Action Figure	B3899" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Slugslinger and Caliburst" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Deluxe Class Protectobot Streetwise Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Master Furos and Hardhead" on AMAZON
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.