Jetfire22 says:
Confirmation that in the next installment of Transformers, Michael Bay is changing Bumblebee's alt mode to the all electric Nissan Leaf.
BG the Robit says:
Dirge: This plug will make him think he's my boy...
*Everyone stares*
Dirge: *steps back* What? I can be gay!
BG the Robit says:
Me: Bee, since when were you electric? I saw your Energon last night when we made out...
Optimus: *walks in* You did what now?
-Kanrabat- says:
Dirge: "Ho... herr..... It's not what you think!"
Bee: "Sigh... You forgot to lock the door. Again."
Riptidemtmte says:
"Let's see, where are they... Oh, THERE you are, viewer! Hold still while I plug this into your skull, 'kay?"
Evil Eye says:
Bumblebee reminded himself to stay out of Dirge's bondage dungeon in future.
YRQRM0 says:
I pulled the plug on the original thinking it would stop Hasbro from making new Bumblebees. Never have I been so wrong.
snavej says:
Denied access to The Daily Squee by a diabolical Autobot cybervirus, the Decepticons became much more sadistic than usual.
snavej says:
Dirge: I'm doing you a favour. On this world, yellow is the colour of urine!
Bumblebee: But your wings...
Dirge: Will be resprayed tomorrow, you dopey-looking midget.
snavej says:
Dirge: Consider yourself lucky. How many other people die in an electric penis chair? You'll be the talk of Autobase!
bigricky30 says:
This one goes in your bum gasketand this one goes in your vocal processor...Uh...wait a second.....no...Its this one that goes in your bum gasket and the other one goes in your vocal processor....
Hectotane says:
Dirge: I shall now do all of those, who are sick of seeing your numerous toys, a favor; Bumblebee. Death by electrical plug.
tandrie88 says:
Megatron sir, we are all out of energon maybe I can plug into Bumblebee spark to heat up your morning coffee.
trailbreaker says:
Dirge -- "Shut the door, there's nothing to see here!"
Bumblebee -- "Put your pants on!"
VioMeTriX says:
Ummm dirge, you cant plug that in here...its an american plug and a european outlet
munkimus prime says:
Bumblebee did not fare well against the Brain Plug. Who is strong enough to face the most powerful force in the universe, The Brain Plug. Find out in the next exciting chapter of the Ultimate Caption Compitition.
SideswipeSunstreaker says:
Dirge: Now that I've converted Bumblebee into an eclectric beetle, I just need to plug him in to charge.
Bumblebee: Yeah, but you gave me a female plug by mistake.
Dirge: Mistake? You mean you were...? And you weren't a....? Uh oh, this is gonna be tou
#Sideways# says:
Bumblebee, what's is snavej's post level on this picture alone!?
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNNDDDDD
snavej says:
Dirge was mocked for being a conehead, so he became very cruel and sadistic. He tortured Cliffjumper so much that he started to look like Bumblebee.
Fett13 says:
Bumblebee: IACON, IACON!!!
Dirge ignores Bumblebee's cries of the safe word that was previously agreed upon.
ryanisawesome124 says:
just let me...SHUT UP BUMBLEBEE let me plug this in so i can kill you
wait for it says:
Oh yeah bumblebee? You just laugh. As soon as i find a place to plug this toaster in i will have toast and it will be delicious!
Cybertronian says:
Dirge's interrogation looked promising until he saw that Bumblebee was recently upgraded with USB outlets.
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Can't you do that wirelessly these days?
Dirge: Possibly, but I'm SO stuck in my ways. [Connects]
Bumblebee: Blagleeglooglum!
Dirge: At last, the secret formula for Reese's Pieces is mine!
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Did you know that your jet mode is obsolete now?
Dirge: I TRIED to get it changed but NO ONE will give me a $10M LOAN!
snavej says:
When the cable was connected, some South American housewives came and hung washing on it.
snavej says:
It was another case of 'Why bother with electrocution when your gun is pointing directly at the defenceless enemy'.
snavej says:
The chair failed to work because the terrified Bumblebee lubricated the seat.
snavej says:
Dirge: If this electric chair works, I can sell it for $10,000 in some dictatorship or junk shop.
Bumblebee: I want my cut!
Dirge: Oh, you'll get cut very soon.
snavej says:
Cybertronian technology has always used standard US two-pin plugs. That bit of forward planning was very useful on Earth.
#Sideways# says:
Wait... If that is a female end of a plug... That means that there is a male end somewhere on Bumblebee's body...
By Primus...
Bumblevivisector says:
DIRGE: "Dammit, someone else must remember that lost clip of me tackling Optimus just before he fought Megatron in TFTM, and I'm gonna' probe the memory of every Autobot until I can prove it!"
BEE: "Not a clip showing how you survived getting eaten?"
Heckfire says:
"...wait...there's an ELECTRICAL CORD in an INCAN TEMPLE?! They WERE more advanced than we thought!"
"Oh, yeah? Then why is it a female socket?"
"..."
"Really advanced there."
"...shut up, Autobot scum."
spartanH85 says:
Dirge: Megatron this connector wont work! Megatron: dont give me that garbarge make it work...Dirge: i need a male connector! And I will not install one on bumblebee...but at least we know now why he...excuse me she has pink interior
BeastProwl says:
All right Hasbro, you've gone and done it! I'm unplugging the Bumblebee Press! DEATH BE TO THE YELLOW SWARM!