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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down
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90 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“Me Grimlock have head lice !”

May 22, 2024

trailbreaker says:

Me Grimlock wonder what Sharkticon taste like…

Mar 9, 2022

trailbreaker says:

"Me Grimlock breaking all my Predacon toys!"

Jul 27, 2017

transmasterc says:

Me Grimlock forgot where me put my keys.

May 9, 2016

Optimum Supreme says:

Why Predacons give me Grimlock lice?

Apr 26, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Me, Grimlock, vows loyalty to all of my superiors. What did I just speak of?"

Nov 26, 2013

gema says:

Me Grimlock think me over drink last night

Jan 10, 2012

Zinger says:

Me Grimlock no understand you! Me thinks you're just trying to confuse Grimlock with fancypants wording!

Aug 2, 2007

Unknown says:

whats that annoying bump behind me?

oh, its just predaking. no worries

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

where grimlock?

uh-oh, grimlock say not again.

grimlock must stop drinking bacardi!

Mar 29, 2006

master galvatron says:

me grimlock not know why me scatch head.
maybe me scrath cause it ich???
maybe it ich cause me scrath????

Feb 27, 2006

bringo says:

Is it jackal? a jackal? jackal, jackal? Is it a Jackal?

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

ok where did I leave my car keys?

Nov 16, 2005

crypto199 says:

"Should Me Grimlock work at Mcdonalds or Burger King? Hmmmm"

Sep 8, 2005

soundwavegt says:

Urrrr... Preds, that last time we try the 90W. It give me headache!!!
Divebomb: I feel like I ate a Technorganic rat!!
Rattrap(from inside Divebomb): That's because you have you slaggin 'con!!! NOW LET ME OUTTA' HERE!!!!

Sep 2, 2005

shockwave_inoz says:

Razorclaw: 'No, it wasn't for what you actually did, it's for something I think I thought you did, I think...uh, hang on."
Grimlock: "Wait, so this like that little bit of paper on wall you read closeup says 'Please note: If

Aug 26, 2005

Suzuki says:

"Hey, where cream filling?!"

Aug 7, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"Me Grimlock wonder why Howard Dean is such an ass...."

Aug 2, 2005

Dragon Weilder says:

i thought i had hair on my head leave alone brain in my head

Jul 30, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Now who says Grimlock can't be a battlefield philosopher huh?

Jul 29, 2005

lockepsb says:

me grimlock think you predacons are full of berillium bologna.

Jul 24, 2005

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Why No-one else notice Primacron Assistant have same voice as Me Grimlock when I become Super Smartest Dinobot of All!?!

Jul 24, 2005

galvanostril says:

grimlock: (thick british accent) wuts all dis, den... why did dose american toips make me look all stupid like that!?
predaking: change the channel, dr. who is coming on!

Jul 23, 2005

Light Blade says:

Grimlock: so shiney their like letters what are they

Predaking: there numbers

Grimlock: so many numbers what to they mean ,ahhh who care me grimlock smash!

Predaking hello, yes I was wondering if you could send a shuttle to
pick me up as this

Jul 23, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Grimlock, "Me search everywhere, Me search everyone. Where me put Daniel? Why butt itch?"

Daniel, "Urum-muph! Umm-Muph! Muuumph!!!"

Jul 22, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Grimlock,"Ohhhhhhhh Grimlock's head hurts. How much me Grimlock drink last night?"

Looks to left,then his right.

Grimlock,"Ohhhhh me Grimlock slept with Predaking again. Time for me Grimlock to put Kup's Coyote Ugly story to

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Rub head, pat belly...rub head, pat belly....DAMMIT!"

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Say something funny...hmmm...got nothin'. Sorry."

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Me Grimlock think Divebomb tastes like chicken."

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Geez...where'd my hair go? And I'm getting fat too..."

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Me Grimlock no understand Cybertron accents either."

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Oh, crap! Me Grimlock hate waking up with stranger in bed."

Jul 22, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"I reversed polarity of the magnetic field of his magnetic parts...OOPS! I mean, 'me got mad.'"

Jul 22, 2005

zeo269 says:

Just seconds before everyone passed out. Grimlock noticed his armpit lacked serious deodorant and then everyone started feeling a little Woozy.

Jul 22, 2005

Light Blade says:

Me Grimlock say: we in deep dodoo, mabey if we press switch.........

Jul 22, 2005

Knightshadow says:

Predaking:"GRIMLOCK....I AM YOUR FATHER."
Grimlock:"ME Grimlock think NOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!"

Jul 21, 2005

Road Turtle says:

Um...what happen? Why butt sore? Why Divebomb look like that? Why no remember? Why mouth taste like Rufie-colata?

Jul 21, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"Um, me explaine...See, me drunk...and well Prediking there and me there...thing happened and...me no remember..."

Jul 21, 2005

MinorDemon says:

Me Girmlock need grammatically correct subtitles.

Jul 21, 2005

ejabba says:

"Me Grimlock, Me Confused, Why Everything Me Say Start In Big Letter?"

Jul 21, 2005

MinorDemon says:

Me Grimlock no like everyone make fun of me.
Me Grimlock need new friends.

Jul 21, 2005

SNAPCASE says:

Me Grimlock fallen and can’t get up

Jul 21, 2005

Knightshadow says:

Me Grimlock....Me lay smack down on Candy Ass!
Me king of ring! ME.....errrr.....ummm....Me take to many blows to head.......

Jul 21, 2005

Draego says:

Grimlock tries to improve himself by finding his language sub-routines.

"Me Grimlock not know what are subb root-ins"

Jul 21, 2005

Draego says:

Grimlock shows the rest of the Autobots his impressive dance moves... most of which seem to include sitting

Jul 21, 2005

Racer X says:

Me Grimlock never drink spiked energon again!

Jul 21, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Man, what a party! I can't believe Swoop drank me under the table!

Jul 21, 2005

The Convoy says:

And they say Grimlock can not rub his butt and his head at the same time...

Jul 20, 2005

Jackrabbit says:

Me been on to you from start! Not once did you pull any wool over this dino¹s eyes! You come in here and sprinkle place with powder and spray perfume and cover the light bulb with paper lantern, and lo and behold the place turn into Egypt and you a

Jul 20, 2005

Not Sonic says:

me grimlock say if i find botton on back of head..i make eyes lite up!!

Jul 20, 2005

DeltaOmega says:

Me Grimlock. Which way did he go George... Which way did he go?

Jul 20, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Grimlock,"Honestly. Who throws a shoe?"

Jul 20, 2005

Dr Buffalo says:

oh what hollow vitory my heart doth feel, for whilst I celebrate victory of war, my heart grows with boundless futility of an overwhelming cycle of war violence and death... me want tacos.

Jul 19, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Cybertron's "Abs of Titanium" workout was so rough, only Grimlock made it to the sit-ups.

Jul 19, 2005

XeroSyphon says:

Grimlock says Predacons should be flea dipped

Jul 19, 2005

Galaxy Optimus Primal says:

"Uh, Me Grimlock tired from make munch metal from this Decepticons. Maybe the last one not My head use to take down. Grimlcok's head is hurt."

Jul 19, 2005

jinx_4010 says:

UUUHHHH! What happened? Last thing, me Grimlock, rememberes is slamming another energon cube at frat party. Now, me Grimlock, wake up in bed next to Preadaking. Me Grimlock feel so used. Never again do me Grimlock go to party with Optimus at College Unive

Jul 19, 2005

Draego says:

Grimlock sits down on the job wondering who to fry next

Jul 19, 2005

Jackrabbit says:

Damn! Me am one SEXXY Dinobot! Oooh yeah!

Jul 19, 2005

Acelister says:

Grimlock: "Grimlock have very bad dream... Optimus died and Dinobots had to kick giant butt..."

Jul 19, 2005

Starscreamsghost says:

The Preadacons were floored when they heard the at home voters voted Grimlock's Dino-Macarena the winner of "So, you think you can dance-Cybertron"

Jul 19, 2005

Pierrimus says:

"OK Reflector, Me Grimlock done bashing Predacons. You take Me picture now that I'm all clean and shiny."

Jul 19, 2005

Pierrimus says:

"Hmm. Now you tell Me Grimlock that I supposed to use white sheet to surrender! Why, Me Grimlock Kicked but?!?"

Jul 19, 2005

Aleta1 says:

Come on everyone! Vouge with me Grimlock!! Stike a pose there's nothing to it!

Jul 18, 2005

Aleta1 says:

Me Grimlock was wondering why me Grimlock is smarter in the comics then in the cartoon?

Jul 18, 2005

Aleta1 says:

What wrong? All me Grimlock do was fart. Must have been bad energon me Grimlock ate for lunch.

Jul 18, 2005

kennyman says:

Grimlock: hmm....five predacons taken out by one grimlock equals what?

Jul 18, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

"No, Arcee, me not know where Daniel is...oh, me Grimlock think someone should clean this place up better; me Grimlock slip and fall on something squishy, make red stain all over bottom."

Jul 18, 2005

Kidlockdmh says:

"Me Grimlock wonder why us Dinobots can't make big robot like Predaking"

Jul 18, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

uhhhhh why is predaking behind us ?

Jul 18, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

were the hell is my remote ?

Jul 18, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

Were the Hell is the remoe ?

Jul 18, 2005

Knightshadow says:

.....and me Grimlock want a new Laser Blaster....and me want a new Water hole....and Me Grimlock want Santa to bring me.........

Jul 18, 2005

Airlift says:

Where me Grimlock put keys to Autobot shuttle?

Jul 18, 2005

Death Gunner says:

After flying on Predaking over neverland with tinkerbot, Grimlock had to decide, was MJ guilty or innocent. Lets how he didn't learn from the quintessons

Jul 18, 2005

Death Gunner says:

I've heard of Cybertrons dumbest criminals but one autobot stealing 5 Decepticons?

"Me grimlock not no how they get here"

Jul 18, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Me Grimlock wonder where Constructicons went...

Jul 18, 2005

Blaster_6267 says:

Where did me Grimlock put predacon toys?

Jul 18, 2005

Marv says:

Me Grimlock say this nice room with lots of light, but space could be managed much beter. Maybe make interior postmodern, with some Art Déco influences...

Jul 18, 2005

Marv says:

Me Grimlock say: we fell asleep in front of TV again! We late for work again!

Jul 18, 2005

Marv says:

Me Grimlock thinks strings make lousy bungee cords. What do Predaking think?

Jul 18, 2005

Zeedust says:

"Me Grimlock kick butt, but me Grimlock really need help with dandruff problem..."

Jul 18, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Grimlock: Me grimlock no like predaking.
Optimus: well I think you made that pretty obvious, now can you just get off of him.
Grimlock: who?

Jul 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Grimlock: "Who knew drinking contest would end Cybertronian wars...?"

Jul 18, 2005

snavej says:

Predaking make comfy bed, but me Grimlock not need sleep!

Jul 18, 2005

Acelister says:

Grimlock: "Me Grimlock knew me could drink stupid Decepticons under table."
Rodimus Prime: "Told you, Galvatron, now pay up!"

Jul 18, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

Hmm...me Grimlock forgot something, but don't know what...

*Meanwhile random Decepticons are pouring in and out of Metroplex while hauling various junk*

Runabout: He,he!! Hey dude!! If you were going to the medicine cabinet you're too late

Jul 18, 2005

Wolfguard says:

Me Grimlock have big problem with Decepti-lice.

Jul 18, 2005

Unknown says:

Hmmm me Grimlock am tired after thumping silly Beasty Decepticons, Me take a nap now.

Jul 18, 2005

Ratbat says:

Hmmmm...what me Grimlock gonna do with all these Decepticons?

Jul 18, 2005

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