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Grimlock's eyes on fire

Grimlock's eyes on fire
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154 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

"This generation, the fire in our eyes..."

May 25, 2022

digigirl411 says:

Fire? You mean I can't shoot laser beams from my eyes!

Apr 2, 2017

Airman343 says:

WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE ME GRIMLOCK'S LAST ENERGON CAKE SLICE?!

Dec 7, 2016

Victinoko says:

ME GRIMLOCK HAVE EYE OF THE TIGER!

Mar 26, 2016

Miester-Jazz says:

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

Mar 10, 2016

jaystar2000 says:

"ME GRIMLOCK MAD YOU EAT LAST DONUT"

Mar 11, 2015

Frenchhorngirl says:

"ME, GRIMLOCK, SEE MILEY CYRUS!!!!!

Nov 26, 2013

cusd220 says:

Grimlock: me grimlock shouln't have eat that spicy buurrito for lunch.

Apr 16, 2013

BERSEKAEL says:

Me grimlock not good cutting onions...

Dec 17, 2012

Swoopscream says:

This is the last time I go to THAT optometrist.

Sep 10, 2012

JaffleMaker says:

Me grimlock say you no fly poop Swoop anymore!! And what Energon you eat? Me smell spicy Neutrinos!

Aug 19, 2012

Zeedust says:

"Me Grimlock's eyes! Where Ben Stein when Me Grimlock need him?!"

Aug 18, 2012

Silver Snake says:

WHY ME GRIMLOCK OPEN UP OPTIMUS PRIME'S MAIL? ME GRIMLOCK CAN'T UNSEE!

Jun 11, 2012

Chrisby says:

Me Grimlock shouldn't have looked directly at solar eclipse!

May 21, 2012

jack270606 says:

I am zuul, You must choose the form of Gozer the Gozarian, the traveller has come

Apr 26, 2012

Tripredacus says:

No Prime, I,ve never even heard of X-tasy, why do you ask?

Apr 4, 2012

popo5 says:

Mad dinosaur,not Auot-good. Human dinosaur goes to wild beast. Had to be dino-angry. He's dino-crazy

Apr 4, 2012

dirtysock47 says:

Megatron: and that's what happens when u get habenaro juice in your eyes

Mar 6, 2012

Cyber Bishop says:

HOLYCRAP.... MY EYES BUUURRRRRNNNN!!!

Feb 25, 2012

lordtigerhawk says:

Makeup makes my eye burn!!!

Feb 23, 2012

Evil Eye says:

ARGH! Me Grimlock just seen Kiss Players!

Feb 16, 2012

DreadstarCybph says:

I got Sore Eyes!

Feb 16, 2012

Megatron1 says:

WHO TURNED ON THE SUPER-BRIGHT LIGHTS!!!!!

Feb 15, 2012

DarkEnergon says:

AAGGGG! Movie Arcee burn Grimlock's eyes!!!

Feb 10, 2012

Red_Sun says:

Who puts candles in Grimlocks eyes?

Feb 6, 2012

mesugeneh says:

ooo I'm charging ma laser!!!

Jan 31, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Wheeljack thought it'd be a great idea to build giant Dinobots with lasers, flamethowers, missiles,impenetrable armor,and sharp pointy teeth while giving them tiny cybernetic brains and leaving out any conscious spark from Vector Sigma.

Optimus Prime t

Jan 30, 2012

StrafeRun says:

Me Grimlock so cool and brave, even my eyes know how to rave!

Jan 30, 2012

funeralthirst7 says:

What?!!! Swoop more expensive on secondary market than me,Grimlock?

Jan 30, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

He just saw that he got his ass whooped by Shockwave in Spotlight

Jan 30, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Transformers:more then meets the lazer eyes

Jan 30, 2012

necr0blivion says:

Me, Grimlock trying to preorder TFCC 2012 figures on first day!

Jan 30, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Grimlock and the Dutch Cookie Caper, tomorrow night on A&E

Jan 30, 2012

PaxCybertron82 says:

PIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!!!

Jan 30, 2012

Poyguimogul says:

"Every bodies Starry Eyed, and me Grimlock knows!"

Jan 30, 2012

EdabanG says:

Grimlock attempts the Solar flare he saw Goku using on DBZ

Jan 30, 2012

transhammer says:

Me, grimlock want to know who put anti-freeze in the visine bottle? NOT FUNNY!!!!

Jan 30, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Grimlick:Wait...WHAAAAATTT???

Jan 30, 2012

Me Grimlock King says:

Me Grimlock blast brains maybe blast yours

Jan 30, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Grimlock was never quite the same after he looked through Optimus's internet history

Jan 29, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

He see's dead people

Jan 29, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

He just saw the number of captions on this contest

Jan 29, 2012

pWEN says:

THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES

Jan 29, 2012

Hellscream85 says:

an endless supply

Jan 29, 2012

Hellscream85 says:

After ranting and raving that his appearance in animated would mean that it would be the first Transformers series to reach 5 seasons, Grimlock never could get the egg off his face... ofcourse it didn't help that Sludge and "real" Snarl appeared to have a

Jan 29, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Me Grimlock eyes nearly fall out when me see what Arcee doing with pointy stick.

Jan 29, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Me Grimlock eat funny mushroom. Now me Grimlock see into future.......it orange!

Jan 29, 2012

SamDrew says:

Me Grimlock never see ones like those before!

Jan 29, 2012

SideswipeSkywarp says:

Me Grimlock no like you, Fruitloop Maxipad! (Grimlock to Fortess Maximus)

Jan 29, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Oh crap! He found the Dorito stash!

Jan 29, 2012

El Duque says:

Lasik fail!

Jan 29, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Look out Prime,Grimlock's got the touch Today

Jan 29, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Grimlock's interpritation of the big cute eyes didn't go very well

Jan 28, 2012

Badass Grimlock says:

Me Grimlock say that Ark of Covenant BAAAD.

Jan 28, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Me Grimlock wanna be Night Elf Mohawk

Jan 28, 2012

rockman_fan says:

woah... slag, what was in that energon?

Jan 28, 2012

Another Fan says:

Grimlock's version of the surprised prairie dog on YouTube.

Jan 28, 2012

optimusprimeswife says:

Grimlock: me grimlock can't stare at pretty human lady any more. pretty human lady shot grimlock with a firegun in grimlock's eyes!
Optimus Prime: i told you grimlock. (rubbing eyes) she did the same thing to me

Jan 27, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

He just relized what SOPA is

Jan 27, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Me Grimlock Say, BEIBER ALBUM SOUND BETTER MELTED THAT WAY....
And ME GRIMLOCK curse Wheelie's copy of hooked on phonics.

Jan 27, 2012

dlinvader says:

me grimlock say look out superman grimlock can shoot lasers from eyes too!

Jan 27, 2012

snavej says:

Me Grimlock say this is normal dinosaur behaviour. All dinosaurs have freaky eye beams! Look it up on Wikipedia!

Jan 27, 2012

snavej says:

Me Grimlock kill Bay and take billions of dollars from his attic!

Jan 27, 2012

snavej says:

Why me no blend in on Earth? Me Grimlock confused!

Jan 27, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

That's some great light-piping!

Jan 27, 2012

Another Fan says:

Bumblebee: "SSSHHHHhhhhhh!!!!! How do you expect us to sneak up on the Decepticons if you keep screaming like that!"
Grimlock: "But me stepped on something wet. ewwW EWWW!!"

Jan 27, 2012

Another Fan says:

Who's reflecting sunlight in Grimlock's eyes!! GAWWW!! Me, Grimlock seeing spots!!

Jan 27, 2012

Another Fan says:

After enduring hours of obnoxious impersonations, a good slap in the face finally stopped him from reciting Jar Jar Binks's lines.

Jan 27, 2012

slip says:

Me Grimlock spend two straight days beat fire n flames expert level.

Jan 27, 2012

slip says:

The power of primus compells you.

Jan 27, 2012

Another Fan says:

Ratchet: "There, now with your own bug zappers, you don't have to worry about the Insecticons when you sleep."
Grimlock: "But eyes too bright to sleep!"

Jan 27, 2012

Another Fan says:

I told you that he doesn't like cold hands.

Jan 27, 2012

Another Fan says:

"WHY LUAU TORCH DANCERS ON ME FACEeeee???!! AAHHH!!!"

Jan 27, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

David Bowie can turn into a Grimlock now

Jan 26, 2012

maroyasha says:

Me Grimlock no more use matches

Jan 26, 2012

tc14forever says:

ME GRIMLOCK Not like Michael bay Transformers!

Jan 26, 2012

SoundAndShock says:

Grimlock no like this "Twilight"

Jan 26, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Grimlock did not react well to his first prostate exam.

Jan 26, 2012

zombiebunny says:

Me Grimlock think Wheeljack had greeeeat idea giving Grimlock lazer eyes.

Jan 26, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

Dinobots maybe in alliance with the autobots,but that does not excuse the installation of high-beams in Grimlock's eyes.

Jan 26, 2012

FurStreak says:

Me Grimlock only have flaming laser eyes for you!

Jan 26, 2012

vegetta6667 says:

Does me Grimlock have to choke a *****?

Jan 26, 2012

vegetta6667 says:

Me Grimlock forgot Ruby Quartz glasses!!

Jan 26, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Welcome to your fascist future

Jan 26, 2012

Banjo-Tron says:

Ratchet, me Grimlock not like robo-rectal probe...

Jan 26, 2012

Another Fan says:

Ratchet: "Oh, he said 'remove the ice'. Oh crap."

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

"So this is what's going viral on YouTube with more than 2 million views? But it's a 10-minute video of just a still image of Grimlock! Wow, how we lack imagination nowadays."

Jan 25, 2012

LordTwann says:

The Visene, it BURNS! Damn you Ben Stein!! Damn you!!!

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Studies show that crying and showing your sensitive side in boy band music videos do not always get you the girls.

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Wheelie: "Okay, I'm not getting it. You are a chipmunk. Right? You are a chipmunk climbing a tree. Right? I’m tired of guessing. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW?"

Jan 25, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

I thought he'd react better to those eye drops

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Grimlock's girlfriend: "My mother does not look like that! And I'm not going to end up looking like her!"

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

(First attempt at creating Shattered Glass Grimlock.)
"Um, I don't think making his eyes shiny makes him look evil enough. At least color his Autobot symbol purple. That should do it."

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

"Hey, don't give me that look! You know it's your turn to do the dishes!"

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Arcee: "Okay, you have to stop watching Hallmark channel movies with me. All your crying spoils the moments."

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Action case against Johnson & Johnson tearless baby shampoo. See exhibit A.

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

And here's a Dinobot doing his mating ritual.

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Mom to Dad: "Hey idiot! Stop scaring our kid with that puppet! He'll keep sleeping in our bed till he turns 21!"

Jan 25, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Why Bay not put me in third movie?!!

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Faith Healer: "May the Lord of all Heavens release your grip on this innocent soul! DEMON BE GONE!!"
Grimlock: "Stop hitting Grimlock!!"

Jan 25, 2012

Another Fan says:

Ironhide: "And the winner of this year's Halloween contest is Grimlock as Paris Hilton!"
Jazz: "Where's the dog he used as prop?"
Wheelie: "Uh... I think he ate it."

Jan 25, 2012

Skywarp64 says:

Looks like Grimlock walked in on Breakdown. Someone go get the Black Arachnia pictures.

Jan 25, 2012

youngku says:

Me Grimlock say blinders not working because be can't see a thing!

Jan 25, 2012

WolfSpider1979 says:

Me, Grimlock, wish me no see THAT!

Jan 25, 2012

badjimmy76 says:

Eye lasers, greeat idea.

Jan 25, 2012

procyon says:

Me, Grimlock, put on all this makeup, and STILL not get roll as Kermit in Muppets movie!

Jan 25, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

He just saw the number of teenage girls in line at a theater showing Twilight

Jan 25, 2012

Heckfire says:

The common reaction of G1 fans to "Kiss Players."

Jan 25, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Crap! Who left the Kissplayers page up?!!! Grimlock's seen it!

Jan 25, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Me Grimlock know Korean animators make mistakes, but this ridiculous.

Jan 25, 2012

Watcher says:

"Why this happen to eyes? Because me watch 357 episodes of Futurama back-to-back?"

Jan 25, 2012

Baneblade says:

SURPRISE: Even the hardest get it

Jan 25, 2012

ronAXIDENT says:

Me Grimlock no think Lasix surgery good idea after all!

Jan 25, 2012

Deltabot says:

You smell smoke?

Jan 25, 2012

trailbreaker says:

AAAAH! I just saw Sparkplug without his shirt on !

Jan 25, 2012

turbomagnus says:

Grimlock: Yosh! Me, Grimlock's Flames of Youth burn bright!

Jan 24, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

What has been seen, cannot be unseen

Jan 24, 2012

TORCHED112 says:

Snipers! Take out their eyes! Oh crap, he's an Autobot...

Jan 24, 2012

Me Grimlock King says:

Me Grimlock have burny eyes me need visine

Jan 24, 2012

rpetras says:

Ahhhhh!!! I'll never unsee that!

Jan 24, 2012

Octocon says:

For Dry Red Eye, Soreeyes is awesome.

Jan 24, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Grimlock didn't get the part as Cyclops in the X-Men movie. He still has yet to take off the makeup, though...

Jan 24, 2012

Switchback says:

"ME EYES. GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"

Jan 24, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Bright eyes,
Burning like fire...

Jan 24, 2012

grimlock16 says:

Artie Lange: Fiya!

Jan 24, 2012

SentinelA says:

BACON! Me smell bacon!

Jan 24, 2012

morphobots says:

"Where Grimlock's ruby glasses? WHERE!?"

Jan 24, 2012

Xephon0930 says:

Apparently,what Grimlock saw Hotrod was doing to Daniel was so horrible,he never had the dino balls to tell anyone.

Jan 24, 2012

ranger says:

Me Grimlock have fire eyes, where me put the visine?

Jan 24, 2012

CONVOY_PRIME says:

Me Grimlock see Arcee, naked.. Oh my eyes. She not fembot, she male. Talk about robots in disguise, UGH

Jan 24, 2012

reluttr says:

Me Grimlock say for last time. DINOBOTS NO COMBINE LIKE SISSY DEVASTATOR!

Jan 24, 2012

1111111222233333 says:

ME GRIMLOCK NEVER WANT SEE SNOOKI AGAIN

Jan 24, 2012

Road Turtle says:

WHAAAT?! Michael Bay hate Dinobots!!!

Jan 24, 2012

einhazard says:

The trip to the optometrist ended in unforeseen tragedy...

Jan 24, 2012

BeastProwl says:

In other news: Grimlocks 2 Girls 1 cup reaction video went viral after he mortally wounded the cameraman and six others watching from a distance...

Jan 24, 2012

DrLegend says:

These are your eyes.
These are your eyes after watching Revenge of the Fallen.
Any questions?

Jan 24, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!!

Jan 24, 2012

iguanabytes says:

turn around bright eyes...every now and then I fall apart
turn around bright eyes...every now and then I fall apart
-From the song total eclipse of the 'bot

Jan 24, 2012

USDA Prime says:

WAAAAA! Why Grimlock no appear in live action movies?

Jan 24, 2012

Evil_the_Nub says:

Grimlocks brain exploded when he realized how fervently some people worship a cheesy cartoon from the 80's.

Jan 24, 2012

USDA Prime says:

If you think the picture above is bad, trust me you don't want to know what's going on below Grimlock's waist.

Jan 24, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Me Grimlock think me in love.... Or maybe it optic infection.

Jan 24, 2012

Another Fan says:

Optimus: "Whose stupid idea is to have EyeMasters!" Now Grimlock can't see whenever they go on break!"

Jan 24, 2012

Red_Sun says:

Me Grimlock got lasereyes. Now Wheelie dies!!
Oh scrap, me Grimlock speak likes Wheelie....

Jan 24, 2012

Another Fan says:

Grimlock with eye make-up: "Look everyone, me is Arcee. Blah blah blah. Smoochie smoochie Hot Rod."

Arcee: "YOU DIE NOW!"

Jan 24, 2012

PurdueAv2003 says:

During his brief cameo on "Jersey Shore", Grimlock had the misfortune of walking in on Snooki in the bathroom.

Jan 24, 2012

gdawg8569 says:

Me, Grimlock, thinks me smoke too much energon grass.......What be Nebulon's??!!

Jan 24, 2012

mecham says:

No words describe oain me, Grimlock, feeling.

Jan 24, 2012

dedcat says:

Dinobots take lasik surgery VERY seriously.

Jan 24, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Grimlock listens to Ben Stines new Album "Do the Hula," while looking for his bottle of Visine.

Jan 24, 2012

Twitchythe3rd says:

After seeing himself in the Fall of Cybertron trailer, Grimlock's eyes exploded from awesomeness overload.

Jan 24, 2012

5150 Cruiser says:

Me- Grimlock,- site for sore eyes

Jan 24, 2012

freaky777 says:

Me eyes are burning!!

Jan 24, 2012

merthos says:

Me Grimlock wish me never watch Revenge of the Fallen.

Jan 24, 2012

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