People in line at the Dancitron

trailbreaker says:

People lining up to slap Putin in the face.

trailbreaker says:

McDonalds is always packed during the holidays.

dirtysock47 says:

what do u know people showed up this is a nerd convention

Godzillabot Primal says:

Actually a showing of Twilight and a exclusive preview of Glee

grimlock1972 says:

This what happens when you hire The Terrorcons as bouncers.

moonie says:

gotta pee! gotta pee! gotta pee!

moonie says:

i really really gotta pee....

moonie says:

i really gotta pee....

moonie says:

but i gotta pee.....

moonie says:

seriously, the "DANCITRON"????

Q_Silverbolt says:

"When you come to think of it, you stand here for half an hour or more to get in, and then there's no seats inside, plus there's about 200 plus people inside... It just doesn't seem worth it."

Freddery says:

(The doorman just so happens to be Scottish ... and pissed) "Come on I'll foight ya's, I used to be a boxer when I was a lad!"

ChevyTron says:

Guy at Door: You guys look exaughsted, You'd think they campedout for a week to see the new Transformers Movie or something.

Angelbot says:

Alpha Trion: (sigh) I told Optimus and Elita not to invite too many humans to their wedding. Those two never listen to me.

Swerve says:

Unlike the other Decepticons, Dancitron's source of power was not derived from consuming Energon but rather consuming people dressed badly in circa 1980's clothes.

Road Turtle says:

Um, we're here for the Britney Spears 20 minute comeback concert.

Road Turtle says:

After over twenty years, Jem and Holograms reunite for a comeback tour that promises to be Truly, Truly Outrageous!

Unknown says:

So optimus is stripping to night?

darth_paul says:

Guy in purple: Oh S#@t! I waited all this time to see Stan Bush and I forgot my wallet!

trailbreaker says:

"Man, I hate it when only one toilet works!!"

prehistoryanimal says:

Zarak and Scorponok: Where Are They Now?

hot rod 907 says:

Do you have enough pie for all of us?

1337W422102 says:

"Is this the line for new UCC image submissions?"

snavej says:

Ron Jeremy, famous fat, moustachioed porn star, about to attempt a world record for consecutive blow jobs. He's not too fussy about his partners.

snavej says:

Bouncer: All the imbeciles look at me!

Ha ha, you're all imbeciles! Na na na! Uuhuuh! La la li li lu lu!

[Gets shot.]

DISCHARGE says:

This ain't so bad. The line to get my commemorative Soundwave was longer.

hot rod 907 says:

Guy in purple: "Is this the Who concert?"
Bouncer: "Who?"
Purple: "Yes, the Who."
Bouncer: "Who?"
Purple: "Yes I'm looking for the who!"
Bouncer: "Who the hell are you looking for!?!"

snavej says:

All the freaks, weirdos, nutters, loonies, gays, hippies, ravers, psychos, pikeys, radicals, lefties, deadbeats, dropouts, scroungers and other good-for-nothings were 'resettled' to the Dancitron, where electric shocks made them dance until they

hot rod 907 says:

Tickets for the live K Fed performance: $0.99
Tomatos to throw at K Fed: $7.99 each

hot rod 907 says:

Guy in blue: "STEP RIGHT UP TO SEE ANNA NICOLE'S BABY! BUY A BAG OF THE BABY'S VOMIT FOR JUST $17.97! TAKE A PATERNITY TEST FOR JUST $19.53, AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET THE $80,000,000,000! Oh, and baby what's her face. TICKETS JUST $72.86!

hot rod 907 says:

A daycare owned by Michel Jackson, what could go wrong?

snavej says:

The world record attempt at human domino toppling was about to start. Big Billie Bluecoat had been chosen to push the first domino.

Unfortunately, some giant f***ing robots then showed up and ruined the whole thing.

shockwave_inoz says:

Potential Clubber: "Uh.. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun??"
Bouncer: "No, sorry - that was last weeks password. Mind you, I'm impressed you managed to say it all in less than

Byrerprime says:

Ryan: This is the Jet Blue flight back to Chicago?

snavej says:

Clubber: Is this the line for MP-5 Megatron?

Bouncer: No - this is the line for M-16 bullet in the head.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"I don't know, she and a couple of friends just ran out of here screaming that the roller coaster was going to collapse."

snavej says:

Clubber: I'm here to dance away my sorrows because I was ripped off by a comics company.

Bouncer: I know, it's hard. I was ripped off too, years ago. That's why I work here. I can take out my frustrations on the drunken punters.

snavej says:

Bouncer: You can't come in. You haven't got enough bangles, piercings, tattoos or hideous nylon clothes on.

Would-be clubber: I'm outraged! I'll write to my local member of parliament!

Bouncer: No true clubber would do that.

Kevinus Prime says:

"I hear James Brown has been kept here since 2006."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Is this the line for Anna Nicole Smith paternity testing?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Y'know, Journey just isn't the same without Steve Perry..."

snavej says:

Somewhere in the queue...

Father: One day, son, we WILL get in to see 'Star Wars'.

Son: But Dad...

Father: Enough of your arguing! I haven't waited thirty years in queues just to give up now! Give me Star Wars or give me death!

Stormrider says:

Michael Bay is inside. Let's tell him what we think of his TF movie.

Archanubis says:

Man, this line is long. I've been here for over two weeks now!

Botacon says:

So this is what happens to Vector Sigma in the future...

Dragonslayer says:

Everyone was excited to see Rumble duke it out with Iron Man in 9 rounds of bare-knuckle boxing.

Brakethrough says:

It is the year two-thousand five. Mankind apparently forgets how to dress itself between here and there.

Brakethrough says:

Man, the lineup to get out of the eighties is way too long! I'm just gonna go watch the A-Team and listen to Van Halen all night.

Unknown says:

naa sorry its krillin singing the puppy song again dam karaoke night!

Autobobby1 says:

Little do they know that inside is actually...a showing of X-Men 3! Mwahahaha!

Autobobby1 says:

Crowd: THE TRANSFORMERS!

Bouncer: What's with the disguise?

Crowd: THE TRANSFORMERS!

Bouncer: God, I hate these lines!

snavej says:

Man at back of queue: Hey, this is all fine and dandy but where are the Giant F***ing Robots?!

ThunderThruster says:

guy1:so whos playing here tonight?
guy2:i heard it was Stan Bush!
guy1:Thats just prime!

snavej says:

Clubber: Is Fat Boy Slim playing here tonight?

Bouncer: Don't be ridiculous! How can a fat boy be slim?

Clubber: It's one of life's mysteries.

Bouncer: Hold on, are you making fun of my weight? If you are, I'll put you in ho

snavej says:

Bouncer: Go home, sonny - you're not gay enough to come in this club.

Would-be clubber: In that case, I'll have to take lessons - from Tracks. Or possibly Elton John.

† Sunstorm says:

what the..DAMN, we have waited in the wrong line! this is the gayclub!

Ultra Markus says:

Inside is the greatest battle of the dj's between Blaster and Soundwave.....and later the cyber dance off
with jazz and wheelie vs wreck-gar and danny

Unknown says:

Where's the biscuits?

chrisgoldbug says:

What Botcon would have looked like if it started in the 80's.

snavej says:

Bouncer: Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

[From 'Life of Brian' film. Copyright Monty Python]

1337W422102 says:

Strict Dress Code in Effect: Only Oranges, Browns, Purples, Beiges, and Grays will be permitted.

snavej says:

Excuse me, but what the f**k is COLD SLITHER? Is it an anagram or something? Perhaps it is related to Al-Qaeda lookalike 'Cobra'?

Operation Ravage says:

"Whoo! I'm so stoked about this Great White concert!"

snavej says:

Inexperienced clubber: So, this Deceptibrand will let us back into the club if we go out for a while.

Bouncer: Yeah.

Inexperienced clubber: Will it wash off afterwards?

Bouncer: No, you are now a slave of the Decepticon army.

Inexperienced clu

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"These Trek cons have really weird dress codes."

Tom_Servo says:

I heard that COLD SLITHER is opening.

Tom_Servo says:

Dance-RA finally got some real competition.

Dclone Soundwave says:

--You ever see a line this long to get into a night club?

--Nope, but I did see a bunch of people waiting to see this movie about people that were waiting in line to see a movie about people waiting in line.

--What?

--.........Wanna dance?

--.

1337W422102 says:

Jazz: Come on Blaster, you have to battle. Soundwave's gonna be there!
(Blaster adjust his tuque and looks at his face in the mirror)

Ravage XK says:

The queue for the bathroom got a little out of hand.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Just another night of free sex with Britney Spears.

hot rod 907 says:

Guy in purple: "Do you sell the wii here?"

Bouncer: "You want wii? I'LL GIVE YOU WII!"

Bouncer throws guy in purple.

Guy in purple: "WHEEEEEE!"

Road Turtle says:

Bouncer, "Uh-Uh, No! I can't let you in unless you can do the Robot!"

Guy in Purple, "...but I'm a Pretender Autobot! I'm the real thing!"

Bouncer, "Well can you dance the dance?!"

Guy in Purple, &quot

Road Turtle says:

Cos-Play at a Comic-con?
Club kids at a trendy nightclub?
Rocky Horror at the local theater?
Drag Night at the Blue Oyster?
Nope, just another episode of Transformers.

Road Turtle says:

"It's Bad Fashion Night here at the Dancitron!!!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Even dead James Brown still packs them in at the Dancitron months later.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Is this the line to post captions?"

DeceptiGojira says:

A chocolate cookie for the one who finds Count Dracula on this picture.

Ultra Markus says:

the new transformers dance club for offical autobops and deceptichops ,fleshlings pay cover charge with there lifes

snavej says:

The young crowd followed the trail of white powder to their doom. They were given overdoses and made to dance until they died of exhaustion and dehydration.

Hey, I find it funny!

snavej says:

Frenzy put on his white disco trousers and worked as a doorman. It was better than being constantly beaten up by Autobots.

snavej says:

Megatron's latest evil plan wasn't going very well, so he hired dozens of clueless teenagers to be his hostages for the episode.

ninjabot says:

Its the Autobots against the Deceptions in the Anual Robotic Step Show!!!
Come see if Prime can out roll Megatron!!!

Ratbat says:

Stan Bush is gonna blow the roof off the Dancitron with his power ballads!

Liege Evilmus says:

I can't believe you got Twisted Sister tickets on such short notice!
And I hear Cold Slither is opening for them too!!!

Liege Evilmus says:

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Liege Evilmus says:

Thats right 2 of each kind, I'M DOING YOUR WORK LORD!

1337W422102 says:

"Come one, come all! Gather 'round to see Mikey Bay's Metal Freak Show! Leave your brain at the door!"

Zeedust says:

"Dorri Dutton reporting... We're live from the Dancitron night clug, where, in a bizzarre twist of fate, the top of the Epcot Center is being held hostage..."

Acelister says:

Ratbat (off panel): "Impressed? I call it the Dancitron of Doom!"
Soundwave (also off panel): "Ratbat needs hobby..."

xxaMaxx says:

Sure there's a long line, but I heard Cold Slither is playing tonight!

snavej says:

Bouncer: That's a big weapon you got there.

Would-be dancer: No, dude - it's my Masterpiece Megatron MP-5!

Bouncer: Well, don't let it discharge in your pants - it'll burn your leg clean off.

snavej says:

Bouncer: Does my ass look big in this?

Would-be dancer: No, you overweight guys SHOULD have fifty-inch asses! It's the law of nature, man!

Bouncer (displeased): No ugly people. Clear off!

snavej says:

At the Dancitron, the 1970s never stopped.

Stormrider says:

Eric Cartman's line ride.

Seibertron says:

Wow ... it's like the line to get into the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Down_Shift says:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR ALL OUT OF PLAY STATION THREES!!! LETS RUSH 'EM!

Optimusizzy says:

Bouncer: Listen up everyone dressed in anything resembly an animal must go. And will be considered geeky by all the nerds that dressed like robots.

hot rod 907 says:

geek: "I can' wait to get in to see Star Wars episode VII: Those danm sith are back!

dork: "I Thought it was the line for the Matrix Reactivated

nerd: "Who would line up for that?"

TransX says:

Dancitron, schmancitron.

snavej says:

Star Wars fans loved Dancitron because the entrance looked like Darth Vader's TIE fighter. With bouncers.

snavej says:

Right above the door of the new nightclub was the largest popcorn popper in the world, ever!

snavej says:

In the future, gas chambers will be much tackier and harder to detect by the young and stupid.

dabattousai says:

And thus begins the line for the TransFormers Movie Midnight Premiere!