Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

misfire19d says:

The awkwardness passed after a few lapse

Rainmaker says:

Dragstrip: HOW DO YOU NOT FIT IN ME RUMBLE, YOU TURN INTO A FREAKING CASSETE

Towline says:

Rumble is desperate to get in on the latest Combiner wars action.

Bumblevivisector says:

RUMBLE: Whaddya' mean, "Deja Vu much?"

Chrisby says:

Lookit me, I'm Mario Andretti!

shadow minicon says:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bringo says:

Whoever said this was a bad idea, was wrong. Driving you is so %$#% fun. You don't even seem to mind my crotch in your camshaft...

bringo says:

Our love feels so right.

Judynator says:

*Driver

Judynator says:

Forma1 Driwer

Unknown says:

Rumble: Come off!
Dragstrip: I'm not a damn LEGO Kit!

Dragonoth says:

Rumble's uncharacteristically ingenious new plan: stealing Autobots while they're in stasis lock.

shockblaster5 says:

Dragstrip; I'm not a Decepticon yet! I'm still just another race car!
Rumble; Pipe down or I'll tell Motormaster!
Dragstrip; NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Korium9 says:

You have two seconds to remove your hands from there.

soundwavegt says:

Man! How the hell did that Nigel Mansell guy manage 200 laps every week?

Scatterlung says:

"Come on, Dragstrip! You can't let that fatalistic pile of scrap beat us to the Energon Pub!"

Roadshadow says:

Rumble: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragstrip: How the hell did I ever talk myself into this?

*12 hours earlier, at a Cybertronian pub...*

Dragstrip (drunk): Hey who wants ta ride me? I'm so wasted, I could puke myself. *Passes out

Blaster_6267 says:

Rumble: "VVVVVVVRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM"

Flashwave says:

I specificly told soundwave to get a toy car, make sure it's one i can fit in!"

Dragonoth says:

What's next? Decepticons delivering pizza?

Dragonoth says:

Decepticons have infiltrated professional racing!

optimus9504 says:

Rumble said "dragstrip, I need your ride,"

Dragstrip said "sure, but before this I will tranaform if need for emergency battle okay."

Rumble said "okay, not for long way just for short time. and enjoy for the racing"

gauthic_angel7680 says:

let's get the hell out of here, megatron is on the warpath. starscream didn't get the sh*t stains out of megatron's thongs again.

Road Turtle says:

Rumble, "Give me back my Stan Bush CD!"

Dragstrip, "You got the Touch! You've got the Power!..."

Rumble, "Shut up and gimmie back!"

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Dargstrip: Get out or I will Transform
Rumble: Uh...no go faster Hot Rosd is catching us
Dragstrip: Shut up he isn't even chasong us
Rumble: Riight

sideswipe6520 says:

Rumble: "POW POW POWER WHEELS, POWER WHEELS, POW POW POW POWER WHEELS, POWER WHEELS!!!!!!
Dragstrip: .... SHUT UP!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Rumble: oh come on dragstrip can't ya go faster, you know i like it that way.
Dragstrip: man get off me. you know i like to be on top.

kewlcastud says:

Rumble: Come on Drag Strip, quit playing around, where is it? .... I know that damn toilet paper is in here somewhere...I don't want to have to use Laserbeak again...

Pokejedservo says:

Rumble's good-natured but all too odd attempt of a birthday present for Frank Welker's recent 60th birthday.

star_sabre86 says:

Rumble: I'm a big boy now

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Rumble joins the shriners.

Powerstorm says:

Maybe they'll make a Scalextric version...

Jetplague says:

*Grumble*Grumble* Damn cheap Hasbro...can't even afford a decent sized car for me ride to the Transformers movie premiere. HONK! HONK! Hey nice signal jerk! Oooh real cute Soundwave...put that finger down and just speed up will ya!

Road Turtle says:

Rumble, "Hey!!! Gimmie back my Stan Bush CD!"

ninjabot says:

Hurry up, we gotta win, I want that 2000 picce Craftman tool kit.

Atlanticus Prime says:

Speed Rumble.

Road Turtle says:

Doomed to transform into an obsolete magnetic cartridge, Rumble the Cassettacon swore to rip the CD players from each and every vehicle he came across.
Rumble, "Down with Digital! Analogue Forever!"

Hide your MP3's.

Ratbat says:

Once we get enough cars, we'll be able to fight the Autobots on their own turf!

jmananquil says:

Rumble: "Damn, "D"! You had WAY too many cybertronian cocktails! Let ME drive YOU home!"

doodoobrova says:

Rumble: "Ah slag, friggin' traffic. If you weren't in the bathroom primping yourself like a little bitch we could have made this. Megatron's gonna be pissed. I'm gonna choke ya, ya bastard.

Shermtron says:

Dragstrip: rumble dont poop on me

Shermtron says:

Rumble wins the Indy 500!!!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

Al right, that's it! The designers at Tyco are officially scraping the bottom of the barrel....

1337W422102 says:

Next week:

"Scattershot gets a ride on Mirage" !

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"What the.....Backstreet Boys CD's?"

Dragstrip,"Uhhhhh those belong to Tracks."

Rumble,"So you and Tracks are sorta what dating?"

Dragstrip,"Once or twice,but I'm still seeing Swindle."

Emerarudo_chan says:

Dragstrip: Soundwave better pay me double for looking after his kid!
rumble: WEEEEEEEEEE!

Emerarudo_chan says:

R: hey man whats with the snow plow for a nose, i mean theres no snow!

Emerarudo_chan says:

R: we all live in a yellow--
DS: sing the song ONE...MORE...TIME and I'll pearsonally snap you in two!

Emerarudo_chan says:

The new and improved Banana boat!

Emerarudo_chan says:

Rumble: damn my butts to big to fit in you slagin seat!
Dragstrip: I like big butts and I can not lie!...

Emerarudo_chan says:

Rumble: AHHHHH!
Dragstrip: What? What is it, Autobots?
Rumble: No your tapeplayer is trying to eat me!
Dragstrip:....

Emerarudo_chan says:

DS: seatbelts please, remember Rumble saftey first!

Cap'n_falcon222 says:

"uhhh.... dragstrip?" "yeah, rumble?" "I GOT MY FINGER STUCK IN YER CIGGARETTE LIGHTER AND IT HURTS LIKE THE PIT!"

Dirtbag says:

Rumble: *reaches for mint* ahaa!! Dragstrip I got my hands stuck in your compartment!!!

Dragstrip: This reminds me when I was reaching for my favourite music cassete in sound wave and he closed the door on me...

TheRoMan says:

"For the Last time Rumble, quit makin' fun of my six wheels!" Rumble–"Why? Thier outdated, and whats with the snow plow on your nose?"
Dragstrip– "You know Rumble, some day, and soon...Cassette tapes will be replaced by

Minicle says:

Ever heard of the phrase, "Touch and go"?

Minicle says:

Dragstrip: GRRR! Soundwave is so gonna regret recording the Speedracer theme onto Rumble!

Kit says:

Rumble, RC car mechanic extraordinaire

terradive2020 says:

damb it! I am not a porta-john

terradive2020 says:

wow! I havnt sat on this much power since prison

Road Turtle says:

Rumble, "KITT! Turbo Boost!"

Road Turtle says:

So how long before Rumble realizes that his not the one driving?

Road Turtle says:

Zoom!Zoom!Zoom!
Hey,Hey,Hey!...

Arc the ZAKO says:

Rumble: weee! We're gonna win this race!
*Rumble sees a brick wall ahead*
Rumble: AH! AH! AH! FOR GOD SAKES! USES THE FRICKIN BREAKES!!!*Drag Strip slamms on he breaks, sending Rumble off of him and slamming into the brick wall, an imprint of Rum

Arc the ZAKO says:

Rumble FASTER MOMMY! FASTER!
Drag Strp: I ain't your mommy! Get off of me or else I'll blow you up!(I'll blow you up anyway for riding on me in the first place)

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dragstrip,"This would be alot easier if you transformered into cassette mode."

Rumble,"WEEEEEEEEEE!"

Zeedust says:

Dragstrip: "Get your hands off of that!"

Rumble: "Easy, man, just shiftin gears for ya..."

Drag Strip: "I'm NOT a stick-shift!"

Rumble: *Confused pause, then relization dawns.* "EW!"

Tammuz says:

Dragstrip: I am NOT a bidet

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dragstrip,"What are you doing?"
Rumble,"I saw Battletrap do this once."
Dragstrip,"But were not a Duocon."
Rumble,"Yeah so?"
Dragstip,"So it won't work you moron.Are you really this stupid?"
Rumb

Warhead says:

GOCARTS!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Hey what's dis button do?"
Dragstrip,"Don't that's the ejector seat!"

BOINGGGGGGGGGGG!

Dragstrip,"Idiot."

1337W422102 says:

For some strange reason, most Americans still prefer NASCAR.

Chaingun says:

Damm rumble, I knew you were strapped for cash, but I never thought you'd resort to digging in the cracks behide our seats.

Mixxin says:

Rumble:Man i got the squirts real bad.

Dragstrip:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

darkwind25 says:

Rumble: Oh man, I think I've got the trots! Ohhh, gotta hold it in. C'mon Rumble, don't do this now.... not with the big "Look like a Moron on a decepticon car" race.

Drag-strip: Get the freak offa me, you little turd!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dragstrip,"There goes my suspension."

RogueDeathangel says:

Rumble: NOW can i be a gestalt peice?

Megatron: *tee-hee* uh... yeah... sure... gestalt peice... one more lap.
(to soundwave)- once this tape hits the 'net, it'll be bigger than that star wars kid.

olimus prime says:

finally, a game to rival super mario kart!!

steve2275 says:

dragstrip: you better not fart on me
rumble: too late

Minicle says:

Rumble: Is this a gear stick, or are you just pleased to see me?

Minicle says:

Rumble: I'll giv em Congestion charge!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble was met by a hail shotgun blasts when he compared himself to the Intimidator.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

With the finger from a rubber glove filled with gears,wires and 10w30,Rumble preformed a little psychic surgey on Dragstrip,supposedly curing him of carborator burn.

Dragstrip died 3 weeks later.

-Ry- says:

And it's Rumble taking the lead on top of Dragstrip err....Frenzy maybe?..nope ots Rumble wait maybe?

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble provides the Decepticons with a little hot lunch.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble was disqualified from the Boyscouts,soapbox derby.

Needless to say him and Dragstrip laid waste to nearly all of Troop 420.

Funerals are scheduled for the next few weeks.

Marv says:

Scene cut from the G1 cartoon episode "the key to Vector Sigma", in which Rumble's pulled over by the state partol after being stupid enough to steal a car on a live TV broadcast...

Marv says:

Photo taken during the Decepticon teambuilding weekend 2002. Rumble and Drag Strip cheated in the kart race!

Marv says:

Now all Rumble needs is a clown outfit and this pic's trully complete....

Marv says:

Rumble: Darn! The humans noticed we're
not a normal racing team!
Darg Strip: I wonder what tipped them off?

Marv says:

Failed Energon Conservation Plan #94: Carpooling

galvanostril says:

when trying to recover ravage from the 8 track player...

galvanostril says:

nelson: HAW-HWAH!
rumble: do you find something comical about my automobile!?

galvanostril says:

dr. rumble performs high speed surgery in transformers the movie 2: return of GRUMBLEBEE!

galvanostril says:

the collectors of gen1 merchandice reach a new level of tenacity and greed...
rumble: GOTTA CHACHUM ALL! GOTTA CACHUM ALL!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble(singing),"Ride! Ride like the wind.."

Dragstrip,"Nnnnnnn when are you gonna stop singing the theme song to Hardcastle and McCormick?"

Diablocon says:

Rumble: So what are you exactly? Some kind of Racing car/Snowplow/Monster truck hybrid?

1337W422102 says:

Dragstrip: "Isn't your ass a bad spot for a Powerlink point?"
Rumble: "You should see Skywarp. HE has to stick this fists in his mouth and do the splits!"
Dragstrip: "Damn, we should have NEVER stolen the technology behind

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

As strange as this is you should see the picture of when Dragstrip got his hands stuck in Frenzy.

Kevinus Prime says:

"Dammit! Frenzy's head is stuck in the player again!"

Kevinus Prime says:

Rumble qualifies in 5th place at Daytona this weekend...

Kevinus Prime says:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Kevinus Prime says:

Rumble: "Why is your steering wheel so small?"
Dragstrip: "So the Mexicans can drive me too!"

(I know, old joke...lol!)

Kevinus Prime says:

"MOM! Just one more quarter, PLEEEEEZE?"

Kevinus Prime says:

Rumble joins the Shriners parade...

Kevinus Prime says:

Dragstrip: "Uhh, that's NOT my gear shift!"
Rumble: "EWWWW!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"#$!^#%@ Go-Bots..."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Bumper cars RULE! Did you see the expression on Starscream's face?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Soundwave,"Rumble commence Operation:Doughnut Run!"

Dark Monkelus says:

dragstrip: pile driver arms and fairy wings. Aren't you on the wrong website?
rumble: ...I prefered it when I was on that train...

USDA Prime says:

Rumble: "Damnit, my hand's stuck!"
Dragstrip: "Just let go of the Bananarama tape, then your hand will slip right out."
Rumble: "NEVER!"

Pierrimus says:

Rumble: "Damn it, I can't seem to find any loose energon chips that fell out of my pockets."
Dragstrip: "Urp! Sorry I thought those were my tip."

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

They finally thought of some way to make Pole Position more exciting.

Thanatos Prime says:

Dragstrip: You know, I really can do whatever I want to you and your helpless to do anything because I can just leave here in the middle of nowhere!
Rumble: Oh yeah? Well...I got your um...steering wheel!

Thanatos Prime says:

Rumble: Heave! Geez that bom..Imean rock is really stuck in there.
Dragstrip: WHAT!? A BOMB!! YOU SAID IT WAS A ROCK!!!

DeceptiGojira says:

Dragstrip: Rumble¡¡ for the last time, GET OFF ME¡¡
Rumble: c'mon, DR¡¡, dont tell me you dont like it.

Dragstrip: hell Yes...I mean No¡¡Dammit, you little perv¡¡

Jelze Bunnycat says:

Drag Strip: This is the last time we play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with you, Rumble!
Rumble: Your teammates won the last four times, so shut up. You aren't exactly lightweights you know, especially Motormaster!
Drag Strip: But why have I l

wobblefunk says:

dragstrip: im not meant for transformers, im meant for humans rumble, so get off

rumble: but i am a human..humaniod that is

dragstrip: you've always got an excuse. *grumble* *grumble*

wobblefunk says:

rumble:you know you said not to go fast?

dragstrip: yeah

rumble: well...speed up man, you're going granny roblt pace, even i could catch tyo0u as a tape!

wobblefunk says:

damb, the steering wheels too small, ah curb!

Bed Bugs says:

Dragstrip: You know rumble, if you transformed, you could fit inside of me.

Rumble: No way! I'll fit, just a little more...*crunch*

Bed Bugs says:

Rumble: Tickle, tickle, tickle, hehe
Dragstrip: No, haha, stop, haha, getoff!

Bed Bugs says:

Rumble: He took my Wing Sabre and won't give it back!

Dragstrip: It's mine!

Bed Bugs says:

After the gestalts decided to play a game of football, they soon realized that they needed a center, and something to throw...

Dark Monkelus says:

Rumble: you got the touch!
Dragstrip: nah, you got the touch!
Rumble: No baby, you got the touch. I got the power, ahhh yeah

DeltaSeeker says:

He followed me home! Can I keep him?

quetze says:

Soundwave: Rumble your meant to use the controller for the slot car set I bought you!

Sinister Mentor says:

DS: Uh... Rumble?
R: Yeah? What is it NOW, you whining piece of scrap?
DS: Remember the time I said that my steering wheel was a TAD loose?
R: Yeah, so?
DS: Well, if you don't let go in approximately two seconds it will snap straight off and I wi

Acelister says:

Dragstrip: "Are you sure this is what Megatron meant by 'car sharing'?"

Acelister says:

Rumble: "Uhhh... Soundwave! Its not how it looks!"
Soundwave: "Rumble... How could you?"

crazyfists says:

whenever i drive you dragstrip, i keep hearing that same old cake song in my head.

Bed Bugs says:

Due to his numerous failures, Megatron demoted Dragstrip to "Porto-potty Patrol"

little_fly says:

r:i wonder how fast you can go around this track ? ds: i think over a hundred miles per hour you better hold on!
r:i hope i dont fall off

AfterImage says:

Rumble: C'mon, man! Let me ride you!

Dragstrip: Hey, man, I checked with Megatron. You can only do that once!

Nemesis Cyberplex says:

The only thing more curious than why a human-sized transformer couldn't fit into a indy car, is why the indy car has 6 wheels.

Skylord says:

aarggh - "Made in China" - I should have known, that it would shrink in the rain.

Dirtbag says:

After Megatron stole the vehicle alts and used them as bodies for decepticons.....He realized that Dragstrips vehicle mode was an old school hot wheels toy! Rumbles enjoys riding on the bite sized car until he breakes the steering wheel off and cries.

Dirtbag says:

*shake shake rumble*

Rumble: WOOHOO!!! THIS IS A FUN RIDE!!

Man: hey give this 3 year old a turn! besides you need another qurter!

Dirtbag says:

Soundwave: ahaaa...Rumbles first hot wheels toy.......

Dirtbag says:

Soundwave: ahaa............Rumbles first hto wheels toy.........

Minicle says:

Dragstrip: Are you sure you know what your doing!?

Rumble: Pfff! If Optimus and Monkey bot could do it, then so can I!

Minicle says:

Rumble: Aww crap! My hands are stuck!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dragstrip,"HELP! HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!!"

Rodimus sucks says:

Rumble drives of fast after shooting Xzibit for the unauthorized pimping of Dragstrip!

King Grimrob says:

Rumble: dual exhaust! Lift kit! Spinner rims! and.... eight track??

Dark Monkelus says:

Dragstrip: What is it with you and having to be inside other transformers?
Rumble: Soundwave is like a biiiig blanket

Dark Monkelus says:

Rumble: Push Dragstrip, push. just l little more, come on, I can see the head!

USDA Prime says:

New from Rockstar Games, "Grand Theft Auto; Iacon"

Zeedust says:

Rumble: "I hate to break this to you, but six-wheeled race cars aren't exactly inconspicuous..."

Drag Strip: "And purple cassete tapes are?"

Nemesis Sturmvogel says:

Uuuhh, Rumble is too big for ride on Dragstrip

Mystery says:

Dragstrip: Get off, Rumble. NOW.
Rumble: I know who's been responsible for the recent energon shortage...
Dragstrip: *grumbles*

Suzuki says:

Little known vacation photo, of the Decepticons at the Faimily Fun Center.

DeltaSeeker says:

After years of suffering abuse from Megatron, Dragstrip and Rumble quit the Decepticons and join the Shriners.

cecilia says:

Rumble learns the problems with driving if you attached a joystick instead of a steering-wheel to a go-kart.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Megatron,"Dammit Rumble I asked for a real car no a slot car!"

Napalmscreamer says:

Rumble: You fool Dragstrip, the car sterio has chewed up Ravage!! Soundwave is gonna kill me! May you turn into a Retooled Windcharger!

Air Dawg says:

Dragstrip: Get off me, Rumble!

Rumble: NEVER!!

Air Dawg says:

Losing my religion.

Lorekeeper says:

Look what we unlocked in the new MarioCart! I knew something good had to come of that Armada game... even though neither is from Armada... and Armada was on the PS2...

DarkPrime says:

Dragstrip: "Whoa! That ain't the stick shift!"

Dark Monkelus says:

Dragstrip: ...but I'm an automatic...

Dark Monkelus says:

Thank god we can disguise ourselves as everyday Earth objects, otherwise we'd really be drawing attention to ourselves right now...

Dark Monkelus says:

Michael Schumacher: hmmmghhg...brrrgrrrdd...errrggggggg... *gasp*

Dark Monkelus says:

dragstrip: so Rumble, as a cassette I guess you're pretty much obsolete.
rumble: and what are you, a car and a left arm?
dragstrip: I feel so dirty, and I can't get clean

Omegawrath says:

"Now turn your wheel and cough."
or
"GAH! It's just an 8-track."

Dark Monkelus says:

rumble: gas... break... gear shift... Which one did you say was the flush?

Brakethrough says:

Dragstrip: Is this really necessary?
Rumble: Yeah, since I don't have a vehicle mode, I'm authorized to commandeer Stunticons.
Dragstrip: But couldn't you just hop into soundwave? he flies!
Rumble: Less talk, more drive, you six-wheeled

buddhaquest says:

"Rumble, you (grunt) aren't a licensed proctologist, are you?

Acelister says:

Dragstrip: "You'd best watch out for my engine..."
Rumble: "Why do you say... ARGH!! Hothothot!"

Dark Ops says:

Rumble: C'mon Frenzy, time for some double dash!

wraeth_x says:

Do you find something comical about my appearance while i'm driving my automobile?

ThunderClap says:

Rumble: Daddy I'm stealing, I'm stealing!
Soundwave: That's my boy!

redsky says:

"I think I got my arms stuck..."

overdrive says:

rumble: i'm a big boy now.

Magnus says:

"When you suggested we go to a drive-in movie, this is not what I had in mind."

"Shut up. I'm getting you in for free, ain't I?"

RichGarner says:

Rumble: "Can't... get... finger... out of... cigarette... lighter!"

King Slick says:

and qualifying on the last row of this year's Indy 500, Rumble in the yellow Decepticon entry.

Diablocon says:

Rumble couldn't put his finger on it, but something seemed awfully wrong at the size-matter converter in Drag Strip.

FortMax says:

Hey, Frenzy! How do you hotwire this thing again?

Wolfman24 says:

Rumble, "Can't this thing go any faster?!" Dragstrip, "Would you rather get out and walk?"

Jaw Crusher says:

"...this ride sucks. I wanna go on Space Mountain!"

Cybertron's Last Hope says:

How many buttons does this car need. It looks like the Mark-5 minus Speed Racer.

Tails says:

Weeeee!!! Lets go around again!!!

Roux says:

This is the part where Rumble gasps and realizes he can't drive a stick!

Casual Matt says:

Rumble: (mockingly) This was the largest auto I could afford...

Dragstrip: Put a sock in it.

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Hey, I thought Rumble was only as tall as Spike!

DeltaOmega says:

Go, Go, Go-cart

Dark Starscream says:

Man, I hate it when I drop M&M's in the car!

Ratbat says:

Geez! It's gonna be a real challenge, gettin' this thing to headquarters! Megatron's gonna be really upset if I don't bring it to him!

GetterDragun says:

Is that the NOS button?