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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Side Burn holds on to X-Brawn in the water

Side Burn holds on to X-Brawn in the water
66 comments
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Optimum Supreme says:

Side Burn and X-Brawn "experimented" in college. They prefer not to speak of it.

Apr 11, 2016

Evil Eye says:

Michael Bay's Titanic was not a success.

Aug 22, 2014

omegasupreme69 says:

next time just pay the $5 for the ferry and quite being so cheap

Jan 13, 2013

Swoopscream says:

Side Burn, I really think we need to see a counselor. Seriously, when we have to go through this EVERY time...

Sep 10, 2012

Zeedust says:

Side Burn: "How the hell are you floating?"


X-Brawn: "My tires are full of helium."

Aug 18, 2012

VioMeTriX says:

ok im going to let you go and see how fast it will sink and you can get out

Jun 16, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Side Burn: T-Thanks for saving me from the seaweed, bro. I've heard it can swallow a bot whole.

X-Brawn: Oh, brother...

Jun 11, 2012

wardawnapocolypse says:

"Jimmy Hoffa WAS in the detroit river.... "

May 8, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Let's see a crazy earth woman or a little green lizard get you outta this!

Apr 5, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

Sadly, this did not make it in Titanic 3D

Mar 29, 2012

Vector sigma326 says:

take! it all you dirty girl

Mar 23, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Prime, help! X-Brawn's airbags are deflating and this water is making my ink run!

Mar 16, 2012

Red_Sun says:

Sideburn:" Oh, its you X-Brawn... I was hoping Pamela Anderson in her red swimsuit would save me. :( "

Mar 15, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Transformers, a XXX porn parody

Mar 12, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

X-Brawn:Great! Of all the places we could get stranded in,its the Frakking ocean! Could this get any worse?
Sideburn: Well,we could be in a Micheal Bay Movie right now.

Mar 12, 2012

Mememe says:

You know you're in trouble when you have to cling on to a truck for floatation

Mar 12, 2012

BeastProwl says:

Hey guys look! Hasbro's making RiD pool toys!

Mar 12, 2012

stealthshdw says:

X-Brawn: This isn't what I meant when I said we should Carpool

Mar 11, 2012

transgeek2345 says:

Looks like sideburns found a new meaning for the term "MotorBoat"...

Mar 11, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Side Burn: "If you thought this was undignified X-Brawn, you should have seen last weeks caption contest"

Mar 11, 2012

ObiTom23 says:

One: Cut a hole in X-Brawn...

Mar 11, 2012

MINDVVIPE says:

Sideburn: Now... i finally know... why they call you X-Brawn.

Mar 10, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

I saw Hound do this to a human once.

Mar 10, 2012

combiner711 says:

Sideburn: Times like this I prefer to be with seaspray!

Mar 10, 2012

chizer says:

hey kids, this how hybrids are made

Mar 10, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Side Burn, "So this is how the G1's drove to Africa?"

X-Brawn, "Yup!"

Mar 9, 2012

Road Turtle says:

In case of a water landing, X-Brawn can be used as a flotation device...

Mar 9, 2012

Stormrider says:

Whole new meaning to "water sports".

Mar 9, 2012

d_sel1 says:

I, d_sel1, want the advertisement on side with Megan Fox in provocate pose removed immediately! It is making think the Autobots are doing something improper!

Thank you,
d_sel1 ;)

Mar 9, 2012

Trittbrettfahrer says:

These inflatable cars are really nice to play with on a hot day.

Mar 9, 2012

Prime0080 says:

Side Burn: Ah...we're finally alone.

X-Brawn: WTF are u talking about?

Mar 9, 2012

Grappler821 says:

"...Why can't I quit you, Brawn?"

Mar 9, 2012

Poyguimogul says:

Sideburn : "Did you see that video about the invisible kids?" X-Brawn : "No, But I wish I was invisible right now."

Mar 8, 2012

Poyguimogul says:

Sideburn performs the postmortem baptism of X-Brawn to assure his spark a place in heaven as is mormon tradition.

Mar 8, 2012

Grimlock1 says:

K I'm no scientist but I'm sure as hell that a truck and a cybertronein sink not float so leave see rescues Seaspray

Mar 8, 2012

xyl360 says:

I can haz carburger?

Mar 8, 2012

phase says:

Uh, X-Brawn, I may be the kid-appeal guy, but I'm not Bumblebee, and you're sure as hell not Seaspray.

Mar 8, 2012

bionic_radical says:

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

Mar 8, 2012

Ryuki says:

and that's exactly why the shipments of your Transformers figures from Japan took so long...

Mar 7, 2012

rockman_fan says:

just walk there, they said.

global warning is a myth, they said

Mar 7, 2012

paul053 says:

Sideburn: "Man! I thought G1 was better. They got water skis."

Mar 7, 2012

Delicon says:

Sideburn - Don't drown yourself, X-Brawn! I'm sure you'll get a TCC toy, too!

Mar 7, 2012

AutobotCliffjumper says:

Brother, you are what they call a life sized bath toy!

Mar 7, 2012

Blackstreak says:

Sideburn: "What kind of sexual content do you think the humans will come up with for this situation?"

X-Brawn: "Not sure but you better lay off my tailpipe."

Mar 7, 2012

Foximus says:

X-Brawn: You saved my life Side Burn! Thanks! Primus knows I would've drowned.

Side Burn: You don't breathe, X-Brawn.

X-Brawn: Pft! Semantics.

Mar 7, 2012

trailbreaker says:

Hey, get that thing out of my tailpipe!

Mar 6, 2012

combiner711 says:

Swimming lesson 101

Mar 6, 2012

TraitorJ says:

Sideburn: Are you sure this is what a boat looks like?

X-Brawn: Yeah, I'm sure! Just keep pushing.

Mar 6, 2012

Hypershock says:

Sideburn plays with his life-sized SUV bath toy

Mar 6, 2012

Powermaster Jazz says:

mmm....not as good as that hot red sports car, but you'll have to do.

Mar 6, 2012

Midnight_Fox says:

Sideburn: Man, fans aren't kidding about these scale issues.

Mar 6, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Race 'ya out of the pool!

Mar 6, 2012

paul053 says:

Don't make me go into water again. This is all I can find.

Mar 6, 2012

dirtysock47 says:

Hey dude can i have a piggyback ride

Mar 6, 2012

mecham says:

Sideburn: Wow! That Space bridge just tossed us into the middle of the ocean. Glad I found this floating car...

X-Brawn: Sideburn, get off of me!

Mar 6, 2012

welcometothedarksyde says:

X-brawn: Why don't you just get one of those floaty foam noodles?

Mar 6, 2012

Trikeboy says:

Next time on Transformers Rescue Bots...

Mar 6, 2012

turbomagnus says:

Side Burn: You know, X-Brawn, I think this 'stealth' thing would work better if one of us were an actual boat...

Mar 6, 2012

Screamfleet says:

All this to avoid bridge toll.

Mar 6, 2012

Baneblade says:

That better not be my exaust-port you're prodding

Mar 6, 2012

MarkNL says:

Side burn: Sorry X-Brawn, I've lost my toy boat, but you're a good replacement for it in my bath.

Mar 6, 2012

DISCHARGE says:

X-Brawn just can't seem to fill the void left since Megatron stole Sideburn's rubber ducky.

Mar 6, 2012

MobileBattleBunker says:

when you ran out of gas you didn't say exactly where you were...

Mar 6, 2012

combiner711 says:

Yeah!!!Baby....Yeah!!

Mar 6, 2012

Twitchythe3rd says:

I'm telling you man, there was a little red mer-car out there!

Mar 6, 2012

Silver Wind says:

After this embarrassing photo came to light, Sideburn finally broke down and promised to install the unattractive amphibian technology.

Mar 6, 2012

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