Skids' token appearance

Vapor-03 says:

"Scientists and geeks they all been guessin', look out world here comes Skids,the Theoretician."

snavej says:

Skids: the American Pickers years. Mike and Frank bought a lot of 'rusty gold'. Skids got a terrible rust infection.

snavej says:

Full of Skiddy, Vanly goodness!

snavej says:

Skids had a bright future as the van of a child abductor.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Take note, IDW!

Nacelle says:

On the bright side, still better than rotf skids

Castle74 says:

The latest Transformer Skids was created to appeal to Soccer Moms everywhere. "Look son you can tell all your friends you ride an Autobot to practice!"

Ravage XK says:

I'm a van, a an with teeth and a wonky wheel. Great, just great.

Cmdr. Trailblazer says:

Hurry, buy me before I'm gone!

Cmdr. Trailblazer says:

Yes! Finally, I'm a main chara-what was that? I get no more screen time after this. Darn it, Prime!

bumblebeej8 says:

Where is the "Free Candy" sign?

Riptidemtmte says:

"Oh crap, my wheel's falling off."

TF Cagle says:

Skids: Well at least in the movies I look cool.

Mellow Gadget says:

"I'm still relevant!"

Bluespindash97 says:

Quick if I don't get my audition tape in I might not make Dark of the Moon!

RatchetJazz says:

Um i forgot to get the others on the way back all i was doing was talking

Sigmus Prime says:

Ooh, am I late?

greenlanterncorpsman says:

Speed lines...coming from too many directions...I think I am going to lose my oil change.

omegasupreme69 says:

here he comes here come speed racer.....

Venowtron says:

here I come to save Day!

kruiz220898 says:

What crap has he stolen for Starscream this time!!

maroyasha says:

He's speeding to get away from the wrath of Michael Bay.

YoungDoctor says:

"At least they didn't send me into a nightmarish limbo for over two years like Galvatron did!"

#Sideways# says:

Speeding into obscurity.

Towline says:

The goverment's latest plan to catch the A-Team is to hire Skids and paint him as the A-Team van.

SideswipeSkywarp says:

Or... Maybe if I hurry I can get to the writers and see if I can get written into the next episode.

SideswipeSkywarp says:

I could't think of much for this shot but a following shot in his near future would be playing the song by Faith no more...Collision!!!

epicvoiceguy says:

Wow, that Jazz is such a stereotype. Glad they never write ME that way.

epicvoiceguy says:

C'mon, guys! Wait for me!!! I overheat if I go faster than 70!

epicvoiceguy says:

But with these blacked out windows I can't even see! How'm I s'pposed to fight?

MagnetarPrime says:

I need to stop chasing all these tornados,,,can I just do the weather report instead ?

Axelbro says:

rolling around at the speed of sound.....

wombatman says:

I wish I could Webvan could give me a job

snavej says:

Skids started thinking deeply about advanced theoretical physics. While he was thus distracted, his interior was occupied by a family of hippies.

snavej says:

Skids: Die-cast, bee-atches!

snavej says:

Those who sneeringly referred to Skids as 'a streamlined blue brick' were not so happy to see how heavily armed he was.

snavej says:

Skids was clever enough to do the minimum acting work for the maximum salary.

snavej says:

Skids was a theoretician by vocation, so he was glad that his participation in this cartoon would be largely theoretical.

snavej says:

When the police dash-cams recorded a minivan travelling at over 200 mph, the officers knew that they were going to appear on 'World's Wildest Police Chases'.

snavej says:

From down here, Skids could see that Jetfire wasn't wearing any panties!

snavej says:

Optimus (by radio): No Skids, follow the YELLOW brick road!

snavej says:

Being stuck inside a tornado was no fun, even for a tough old Transformer.

snavej says:

Skids was about to have an unfortunate encounter with a Mr. B. A. Baracus, who would claim to own him.

snavej says:

It was technically a pussy wagon, if you liked blue pussy.

snavej says:

Mr Hasbro, sir, why did you have to name me after a dirty mark found in underpants?

SentinelA says:

IS THERE NO GOD?

Super Megatron says:

Com'on, Primus, let me bite the big one! The boys back on Cybertron are having a bet to see if I can die and come back to life more times than Optimus! Why do you have to make Optimus a red shirt? Why? Why?!?

Road Turtle says:

Still more air time than Hualer!

Marcus Rush says:

I knew I should have listened to Ratchet regarding my Decepticrones disease!!!

Wraith47 says:

Here he comes, here comes Skids Racer!

ReinaHW says:

"I wonder if anyone even remembers me" *Sees his Bay movie version and begins crying before transforming and making for some secluded place for a cry* "NO ONE LOVES ME! MY NAME'S BEEN RUINED!"

welcometothedarksyde says:

Skids: From the people who brought you ROTF Megatron's alt mode

welcometothedarksyde says:

Take the picture! Take the picture!

Valandar says:

"So I'm a subcompact hatchback in my toy - so why the HECK do they always draw me as a minivan?"

WolfSpider1979 says:

"Here I am... AGAIN... with the SAME four kids! What 'creepy' venue are we going to see now? WHY ISN'T THAT HORSE OF A DOG ON A LEASH!?"

WolfSpider1979 says:

They call me... Mister Roboto!

Bumblevivisector says:

"Dammit, this isn't doing it for me. After living with Charlene, going through an automated car wash just feels like...what do the humans call it? MASTICATION? No, but the word's something close to that..."

Mindmaster says:

"They see me rollin'... they hatin'..."

#Sideways# says:

I made it! I made it on TV! I finally ma-

*Screen cuts to Bumblebee*

lonrac says:

I am sooooo going to run over the artist that drew my grill like a mouth, or bite him.

Clerihan says:

...need....repaint......

Marcus Rush says:

Lift me up boys, this is my only number!

MagnetarPrime says:

DAmn it!!! Jazz!!!,,,, turn down that crazy human music that you like so much for the love of Cybertron !!!

Ravage XK says:

Damn you Wheeljack!! You didn't tighten my wheel up after my check up.

Nemesis Maximo says:

Hey Skids! I have candy!

Heckfire says:

"HEYA, folks! I get WAY cooler in 2012!"

SpaceSkull says:

They said Metroplex has a colon and I should have taken their word for it.