The Ultimate Caption Contest
Sparkplug volunteers!
154 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
trailbreaker says:
Sparkplug the caffeine addict.
“Yes Prime, I’ll take a 10th cup of coffee!”
trailbreaker says:
“Yes Prime, I need a small loan to afford the new Tidal Wave figure.”
DedicatedGhostArt says:
Sparkplug: I volunteer to be the next person to be blown up by Jazz!
Evil Eye says:
Sparkplug: This is obviously God's will...
Jazz: What's the matter with joo?
trailbreaker says:
Sparkplug shows everyone his studly "Saturday Night Fever" pose.....
Scatterlung says:
Optimus: You, Daniel Witwicky, have been found guilty of becoming the most annoying and pointless waste of animation time, and are hereby damned to an eternity of beatings and endless cruelty. Who here shall shoulder the burden of carrying out this senten
Roadshadow says:
Sparkplug: And THIS is the finger that I used to pick my nose last night!
Jazz: That's it. To the crazy house with you.
snavej says:
Sparkplug: I am John Travolta! Staying alive, staying alive, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Bumblebee: May I please have your autograph?
Jazz: I pity the fools.
seminole1 says:
Jazz(thinking to himself): What the hell is he volunteering for...he'll only be in the way , wit his fat ass.
Zeedust says:
"As the only one here without a fender, I feel I have a unique perspetive, and blah blah blah..."
The REAL reason everyone was so eager to return to Cybertron.
Demonic Femme says:
Optimus Prime (off screen): Okay Autobot's, the Deceptico- gosh damn it! I stepped in another one of those foul icecream sandwhishes! Who's responsible for these?!!
Sparkplug: "I am sir!"
Decepticon Commander says:
Bumblebee:I would pay someone $5 if they would go to the bathroom for me.
Sparkplug:I will.
Jazz:That would be $2.50.
Marv says:
Prime: ...first of all, I'll need a volunteer to...ah, yes, thank you Sparkplug, you'll be shouting insults at Devastator and Bruticus to distract them from us sneaking into the Decepticon base...
Jazz: Don't worry buddy, we'll b
Kal-Seth says:
Sparkplug is the only beam in the transformers universe FOR the idea of Armada and "dissappers" after the movie
shockwave_inoz says:
OPTIMUS: "I want a volunteer to.."
SPARK (interrupting): "I'll do it, Op!"
OPTIMUS: "...clean out Grimlock's litter tray. Thankyou, Sparkplug."
SPARK: "D'OH!!"
JAZZ: "You're on your own
Shadow Fox says:
Sparkplug- Come ooonnnn Optimus let me do it. Look at me, I'm fat and human, I'll be forgotten about in less than a year into the series, I just want to go on 'one' mission so I'll have something good to write
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug: Taxi!
Jazz: We don't have a Taxibot, Sparkplug.
Sparkplug: Oh.
BlItZeR says:
"I will bring down the rest of the village people for the party tonite"!!
Zeedust says:
All they said was, "Anyone who wants to help animate Armada, raise your hand." This tragedy wan't supposed to happen.
Anonymous says:
Prime (in Cybertronian): "I need a volunteer for the suicide mission." Sparkplug: "What'd he say?" Jazz: "He said 'Who wants to go get donuts?'"
Zu Darkness says:
Sparkplug: I have an idea I have a bomb strap to myself just let me sneak into the depection base and I'll plant it. Jazz: Okay then. Picks up sparkplug and chucks him at megatron and wateches him blowup. Jazz: Damn he wasen'tk idding to
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug: I just want to let you know that Chip Chase, Raoul, Archeville, Sean Berger and myself, will not all be in the movie!
Zu Darkness says:
Sparkplug: I for one agree that the Aranda anime is much better than the origional. i get to go from a fat what ever the F--- I'm suppose to be to a minicon (blah blah blah). Jazz: Oh shut the F--- up already. shoots Sprakplug's head off
Zu Darkness says:
I have a plan I'll use my magic finger and make all the despitions disapper. Jazz: Oh thats it: shoots Sparkplugs head off
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug: Prime, I would be honored to fulfill this mission for you.
Bumblebee: Psst, Jazz, has anyone told Sparky here the chances of survival are slim?
Jazz: Hush Bumblebee. Some things must be learned by experience.
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug: Prime, I don't like the fact that I'm going to be a Minicon in Armada!
Beast Simpson says:
Seeing as I'm the only organic lifeform here, I'll be the animal sacrifice.
Beast Simpson says:
I feel a rumbly in my tumbly. When're we gonna break for lunch?!?!
Zu Darkness says:
I got a plan. Send Yami in and he'll take care of those depectons insted.
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug: "Uhh, Prime? I can't transform but I can roll out with Bumblebee here."
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug-This looks like a job for "Fat Homely Contrustion Man"! Away! *Farts into the air*
ryo777 says:
Sparky: Er, Prime. May I be excused? I hafta do a #2!!
Prime:Sure, Sparkplug.
Jazz: Damn, I thought ALL OLD Earth humans wore DEPENDS.
ryo777 says:
Sparky: I volunteer Prime.
Jazz: HaHa, friggin LOSER, little does he know, he just volunteered to be the Dinobots OWN personal Pooper Scooper!
ryo777 says:
Dennis Leary: HEY!! STACEY!! Why don't YOU be ORIGINAL!! NOT ONLY is that LAME!!, but SOMEONE else already POSTED that!! STRAIGHT CORNY!!
ryo777 says:
Prime: Anyone KNOW the answer?
Sparky: OOOOO OOOO!! I KNOW!!
Prime: Er, yes Horshack, uh, I mean, Sparkplug?
Jazz: Great, now I'm getting flashbacks of "Welcome Back Kotter".
Bumblebee: I HATE playing 70s week!
ryo777 says:
Sparky: I tell ya Ironhide, that Viagra REALLY works. Mr. Happy grew SKY high!!
Jazz: A lil TOO MUCH INFO, pervo!!
Bumblebee: No, keep talking.
Jazz: DON'T encourage him,DUMB@SS!!
Silverwynde says:
Sparkplug: "Hey, I know where Cybertron is... it's up there!" Jazz: "No $&!+ Sherlock. Bumblebee, slap him."
Bumblebee: "You got it."
Anonymous says:
Prime: Alright, who wants the suicide mission, where there is a 99.999999999% chance of getting killed? Sparkplug: I'll take it.
Anonymous says:
I have a plan!
Jazz I hope it aint that stupid rin and hide routine again!
Sparkplug:......I withdraw my plan.
dino says:
Sparkplug: Hey Prime I'll do it. Jazz: bad move man. Sparkplug: why Jazz: you do not want to do it or want to know
starscream88 says:
Optimus was handing out the order from popeyes chicken: Who ordered the mega bucket with 50 buscuits and mashed taters, fries, gravy, extra wing, extra leg, oh and a DIET coke? Sparkplug: Right here Prime!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Okay, who here thinks they can take Megatron in one-on-one combat? ...Sparkplug, how many drinks have you had today?"
Wolverine says:
While optimus and megatron are fighting sparkplug interrupts. "Hey Guess what? IM FAT!"
Anonymous says:
prime are you really going to trade me for the soul purpose of seeing megatron nude
Anonymous says:
It was me, Prime. I had the affair with Elita-1! What ya gonna do about it, sucka?
Anonymous says:
Prime and megatron fights in front of the Autobots and the Decepticons and all of a sudden...
Starscream: Ok the rest of you, who thinks Megatron will win?
All the Decepticons raised their hands
Starscream: Who says Prime will win?
All the autobots ra
Anonymous says:
All those opposed to crucifying the pudgy, older human, raise your hands...
Anonymous says:
Prime: Anyone has a suggestion?
Sparkplug raises his hand
Prime: yes sparkplug?
Sparkplug: I have one! Lets go to the culture club concert!!!
After sparkplug said that, all the autobots transformed and heads back to the ark
Anonymous says:
Prime:Trivia time, Bots;How come Sparkplug isn't going to be in the movie, or season three?"
Sparkplug:"Same as you, Optimus;Im gonna die!"
Jazz:"That aint no $h!t, Mr.'I can eat the whole menu at Mc
Silverwolf says:
And then I said, GET YOU'RE OWN BUTTERED HAM, THEN PUT IT IN YOUR PANTS TO WARD OFF THE BRA MONSTERS!
Optimus: .......... You have lower the IQs of every one in this room by at least 10 points. I hope you rot in hell.
Jazz: We could use him
Anonymous says:
SPARKPLUG:"I want to add that I won both the Ralph Kramden(Honeymooners)AND Archie Bunker(All in the family) look-alike contests.
Anonymous says:
It's been 1 year since I stopped working the oil rig. My clothes are now a part of me.
Anonymous says:
Optimus:"Damage report, Sparkplug." Sparkplug: "I've got one heck of a splinter."
Unknown says:
Prime: aNy volunteers?
(spark Plug raises his hand)
Prime than falls to the ground laughing insanely
and then gets back up and says "ok"
Windcharger says:
"It's impossible to flag a cab down in this city, why did you guys have to go and become Action Masters?"
Anonymous says:
"Is it just me or do Bumblebee's nether regions take up more space in this shot that I do?"
Anonymous says:
I'll give credit where credit's due. I challenged Jazz, and he refused to pull my finger.
Anonymous says:
Ah ha.. I bet you can't guess were this fingers been!
ArCee,Cally and Danel all Blush.
Anonymous says:
Prime: Ok, since all of you cant be in the movie, which one of you is the Weakest Link ?!
Jackpot says:
It was creepy enough that Sparkplug somehow always managed to snag the Matrix by the end of his magic act, but the way he'd casually spin it on his finger made everyone more than a little wary.
Anonymous says:
I just volunteered to be a stunt double in the "Village People" Movie!
Jackpot says:
With smug realization, he grazed the edge of the cel. All I need is a paintbrush, he thought. So simple, this whole time.
MEGATRON says:
Prime : Tracks is missing, does anyone know where he is?
Sparkplug : I looked in his room, I found his list of favourite gay sex shops. He'll be at one of them Prime
Anonymous says:
Sparkplug: This is a job for... Oil Rig Man! Defender of Justice and hero of the Union!
With an oily flash, the protector of petrol strikes fear into the hearts of giant energy-thieving robots across the globe!
Snake says:
rasie your hand if your soooooo lame they wouldn't put you in the movie ,when they put ultra magnus and kup in
Anonymous says:
Yeah me! I know a funny story! It all started in the winter of '41, the snow was so... Hey were are you all going!
Anonymous says:
May I take the lead, Optimus? I know this cave like the back of my hand! Then again...so does Osama bin Laden!
; )
Anonymous says:
I have a dream that all Transformer Series will be shown in US...even Beast Wars NEO.
