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this is going to leave one hell of a battle wound

Aug 12, 2006

Megatron: Nobody move, I have lost my optic sensor.
In back ground crunching noise
Starscream: oops I think I just found it.
Megatron: You fool when we get back to the base you will be scrapmetal!

May 21, 2006

Stop your pathetic whining I have heard enough!

May 21, 2006

Hey that was a cheap shot!!

May 21, 2006

Hey if you are gonna sit there and watch I need another roll of toliet paper and a new magazine I read this one already

May 21, 2006

eat you heart out barney!!

Jul 5, 2005

he he he... Optimus has gum in his jet pack again

Jul 5, 2005

Aww! come on the ride is broken again, Prime you really need to have Rachet look at this and fix it the right way!!

Dec 24, 2004

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

Uploading Brain Restore Program,
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Time logged out
(Computer Freezes)
Shoot the servers down again

Nov 13, 2004

Ahh Liquid metal headache!!

Nov 13, 2004

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

What the Decepticons have won the cybertronian wars!!

Nov 13, 2004

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		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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