Captions by Metrotitan

First of all, I have the dumbest looking attire on,I mean come on, who the hell wears tight-ass jeans, a gay looking collared shirt right out of K-mart and to top it off dons some charlie brown gollashes?
Bumblebee: dude, you suck ass! Wazzup with the bi

Ramjet: Here comes another laser blast! Eeewww, get it offa me, get it offff!!! Shockwave:Dont be such a girl,Rammie! Aiieeeeee(screams like a girl)!!!!!!!!!!!! Ramjet: Oh Shockypoo, behave.

Megatron yelling from his seat: Hey 34,You Succckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

Oh dearie me, did I forget to turn off the iron back at the house?! Oohhhh,ooohhhh, Megatron is looking at me and im not wearing any make-up!! He's sooooo commanding!

Frenzy-"Stage fright,go away, this is my big day, this is my time to be a star, I can't believe I've come this farrrrrr! Judy Garland eat your heart out!

Can you just imagine it, Optimus Prime. My name on the Marquee stating gloriously:Frenzy and Cats-The broadway musical! I will be a star. OPTIMUS: You are so gay!

Uhhhmmm.... I can't think of anything funny to say. Vector key, uh, sigma tron... put in Soundwaves butt..ha-ha-ha. I give up.

"Yep, this is living. Got a 9 to 5 job, operating a subway train, while supporting my wife and 2 beautiful kids. Uh-huh, yesiree, i am loving it.

Oh god, this can't be happening to me! What have I done to deserve this?! Oh Lord, end m