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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Riseacon

Riseacon has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Heavyload: Oh Prime...If only you had a mouth

Devastator gets slagged!

Devestator: So, Suck on my green painted balls!
Slag: I told you to stop doing chef from South Park impressions when we make love!

Powerglide holding his own head

See, i can take my head off! Oh no, maybe i shouldnt have done that...

Bombshell gets indigestion

Ohhh, I thought that energon smelt funky.

Ratchet w/ gun

Ratchett wants you.....dead!

Dirge & Thrust dance (BW Neo)

Dirge: Fusion!!

Thrust: Fusion!!

(dbz fans will get this)

Dirge & Thrust dance (BW Neo)

Dirge: Shake, Shake, Shake
Thrust: Shake, Shake, Shake
Both: Your booty

Megatron on his hands & knees

Megatron: Woof Woof

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