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"her name is RIO and she dances on the sand"

May 17, 2004

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

NO, George Lucas can't have Optimus's autograph!! slackers

Feb 9, 2002

Stick with the Star Wars, the force won't help you on this show

Feb 9, 2002

TOYOTA!!!!

Feb 1, 2002

I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT BUZZSAW NOW LOOK AT YOUR SELF! CHOKING!!

Feb 1, 2002

I'M TELLIN YOU GUYS FOR THE LAST TIME!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU ARE REALLY GOBOTS!!!

Feb 1, 2002

HERES MY URINE SAMPLE HEH HEH HEH!

Feb 1, 2002

HEY I ONLY SAID THE DRESS MADE YOU LOOK LIKE JANE!!

Feb 1, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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