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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Toonami

Toonami has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot: Well, I was looking for a VW badge but they were all out of stock.

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: NO!!! stop!!! You can't make me.
Kup: Oh yes I can.
Blaster: But I don't like peas. *whimper*
Kup: Just get back in there and finish your dinner or else no ice cream for you.

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Backseat Passenger: I told you this wasn't a drive through car was.

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

If one more of you punks steal my flowers it'll be the last thing you do.

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Prime: So why am I doing this again?
Primal: Remember the christmas party last year when you dyed my fur white for the Pantomime?
Prime: Hee Hee, oh yeh. That was funny.
Primal: Hmmmph

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Primal: ...997...998...Come on you wimp only two more push ups and your done.

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Primal: hmmm.....this feels good.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Now you know why we use a rope in the Interplanetary tug of war. So many people have such dirty minds when looking at these type of pictures.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

And here we see the transorganic go for the title of "The Strongest thing in the Universe". All he has to do is lift the spaceship to more times.
But wait, the judges are going up to him. OH!!! LOOK!! He's been disqualified for having 4

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

The Transorganic obviously didn't like swapping partners at the Annual Space Dinner & Dance.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Transorganic: Next time I call for a cab I need to check its big enough to get inside. Its a bit to breezy out here.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Transorganic: Damn! I knew I should have followed the instructions on that bottle of superglue.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

See, I told you we should have turned left at Albuquerque.

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Mrs: See I told you we should have bought a pink spacecraft but no the insurance was cheaper on a white one.
Mr: mumble mumble...

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