Toonami has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Slingshot: Well, I was looking for a VW badge but they were all out of stock.
Blaster: NO!!! stop!!! You can't make me.
Kup: Oh yes I can.
Blaster: But I don't like peas. *whimper*
Kup: Just get back in there and finish your dinner or else no ice cream for you.
Backseat Passenger: I told you this wasn't a drive through car was.
If one more of you punks steal my flowers it'll be the last thing you do.
Prime: So why am I doing this again?
Primal: Remember the christmas party last year when you dyed my fur white for the Pantomime?
Prime: Hee Hee, oh yeh. That was funny.
Primal: Hmmmph
Primal: ...997...998...Come on you wimp only two more push ups and your done.
Primal: hmmm.....this feels good.
Now you know why we use a rope in the Interplanetary tug of war. So many people have such dirty minds when looking at these type of pictures.
And here we see the transorganic go for the title of "The Strongest thing in the Universe". All he has to do is lift the spaceship to more times.
But wait, the judges are going up to him. OH!!! LOOK!! He's been disqualified for having 4
The Transorganic obviously didn't like swapping partners at the Annual Space Dinner & Dance.
Transorganic: Next time I call for a cab I need to check its big enough to get inside. Its a bit to breezy out here.
Transorganic: Damn! I knew I should have followed the instructions on that bottle of superglue.
See, I told you we should have turned left at Albuquerque.
Mrs: See I told you we should have bought a pink spacecraft but no the insurance was cheaper on a white one.
Mr: mumble mumble...
Charge Our Energon Reserves. Join the Seibertron Elite.