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Wrecked-Gar has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Hmmm... Regular coffee or expresso?

Jan 23, 2004

The ultimate bad New Years party: approx 200 blokes and one Arcee!

Dec 30, 2003

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

SW: You ****ing ****witted ****porr embarressment to the Decepticons! I've HAD IT, you ****! Why don't you stop stroking your own barrel and come up with a GOOD plan that MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK you outmoded bucketheaded old pile of scrap, i

Dec 28, 2003

Dig faster Soundwave! We must find a new picture before we have to read any more wretched ass jokes!

Dec 26, 2003

Megatron holds the vidcam for "Hardcore Leader's Wives"

Dec 16, 2003

SW- Does my bum look big in this?

Dec 16, 2003

Doubting Soundwaves efficiency as communications officer, Megatron purchases a cell-phone

Dec 3, 2003

Transformers / Thomas the Tank Engine crossover flops.

Nov 16, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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