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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by X-Brawn

X-Brawn has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rumble on a Subway train

Rumble:"man if i knew how to stop this thing before it hits that cat it would be half decent "

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Soundwave, what did I tell you obout using plastic components in hiper-distruction weapons?

Optimus laying down on the ground

DAMM! Why didn't I install those stupid airbags?!!

An angry Fred

KAMEEEEHAAAMEEEHAAAA!!!!!!

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Cosmos, I told you to not drink too much, but you never listen to me!

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Put me down, you stupid reptile!!!! Jurrasic Park is recorded in studio next door!

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Optimus, can I go on a rollercoaster, pleeease?

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

Oops, I've farted again

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup- Oh great!!! Do I really have to give them my lunch?
Hot Rod- I think you should, Kup. Otherwise the'll make their lunch from us.
Kup- So what?! It's my lunch and I'm gonna fight for it if I have to!

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

well chap my benders!

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