Captions by X3ROhour

Prime: "What the scrap is this kids malfunction?"

Optimus: "Is it just me, or does my crotch panel seem a bit loose? Oh, well. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

It's no big deal. Chicago teams suck, so no huge loss.

"Hi. My alt mode is a pile of scrap. So... I'm sorry, but I am going to have to get myself killed ASAP."

"Oh! Ow! Hey, little human, I dropped down too quickly and got a bit of Rebar stuck up in my bum. Could you give it a bit of a yank? Oh! Ooooooh! Okay. That frikkin hurt!"

Hod Rod: "I had NO IDEA Optimus was bkack! Did you know that Optimus was black? Wow! Know wonder he never laughed at my racist jokes! Wow! You know a bot for 4 million years, and the whole time he's a black bot! I am a total piston rod!"

Hot Rod: "Betcha I could totally fit my head in there!"

So... THAT was dramatic.

Blaster: ummm... hi!
Arcee: Hey, is that hair gel? I totally ran out! THANKS!

Prime: (in that robust way that Prime sort of announces everything)Come on ape-bot! Let's roll out!
Primal: Ow...ouch...*grunt*...ow!
Prime: What seems to be the problem, my hairy freind!
Primal: Well, old freind, your trailer hitch and 14 gallons