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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Vortex with his hands up in the air
239 comments
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239 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“I can’t reach the cereal !”

Mar 9, 2022

trailbreaker says:

New school crossing guard .

May 21, 2020

trailbreaker says:

“High Five Galvatron !”

Jun 25, 2019

Decepticon Stryker says:

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying aaayyyoh Michael Bayyyoh!

Jun 6, 2016

Rainmaker says:

"Megatron, don't kill Prime yet! He still has my phone! My apps!"

Mar 28, 2016

Riptidemtmte says:

"PROMOTIONS!!!"

Jan 15, 2015

KickBack84 says:

"Praise The Lord and testify!"

Aug 5, 2014

Zeedust says:

"Oh, dear Primus, it's that Quixote guy again! FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A WINDMILL!"

Aug 18, 2012

peacethroughtyranny says:

I throw my hands up in my air sometimes, saying AYYYYO baby let's go

May 30, 2012

Evil Eye says:

OH GOD! IT'S HIDEOUS!

Mar 20, 2012

grimlock1972 says:

have you heard the word of Primus?

Jan 21, 2012

GraveBorn says:

"Y" ....."Y"...come on guys i need you do do the "M"C"A" i can't do this along it doesn't look right.

Jan 14, 2012

Rambo_Prime says:

Wait.... what do you mean they don't just appear whenever I say "merge"... uh-oh

Dec 29, 2011

#Sideways# says:

"ALL ABOARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Dec 8, 2011

Angelbot says:

Don't turn around (uh-oh)
Der Kommisar's in town (uh-oh)

(Vortex wonders if there's anyway to make Angelbot knock off the cheesy 80's references)

Nov 9, 2007

Angelbot says:

Vive le Québec libre!

(Charles de Gaulle now rolls over in his grave...)

Aug 11, 2007

Unknown says:

THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIYAH!

Jul 21, 2007

Nemesis Jason says:

Side Struddle Hops!! Push Ups!! Side Struddle Hops!!

Jul 1, 2007

decipticonhater5995 says:

Go Back.Go Back.I Said Go Back!!!!Don't Make Me Do This!!!!!Alright Ill do It *phhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt*

May 10, 2007

Octocon says:

camera scrolls along the row of combaticons
Vortex: "Y"
Swindle: "M"
Brawl: "C"
Blastoff: "A"

Sep 6, 2006

bringo says:

On guard duty and given no weapons and no possible back up he does the best job he can, by yelling "Halt" loudly and throwing his hands up in surrender to those with weapons and backup.

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

"He's tryin to fly again."
"You would think he could transform into a helicopter or something. Oh he can? Does he know that? No?"

Aug 4, 2006

bringo says:

I drank this many red bulls and I can't sleep...EVER!!!

Aug 4, 2006

Flame Cheetor says:

Blast Off:Yuck! what's that smell!
Onslaught:It smells like stinky armpits!
Swindle:Hey umm Vortex,did you feed your armpits with junk?!
Vortex:it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Jun 19, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Vortex: Momma! Momma!
Bruticus (Missing Vortex as his left arm): Dammit Vortex stop acting like a baby!

Jun 13, 2006

big finale says:

hey baby ooh aah or if your happy and u know it clap your hands

May 9, 2006

starscream_the_eternal says:

Vortex practices for the part of the Y in the village peoples YMCA broadway play.

Apr 11, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Vortex decided to leave the Combaticons and pursue his true career...as a mime.

Mar 30, 2006

Jedi-and says:

Vortex: Okay guys, we're on Rachmaninov, Bar 40, after four... One, two, a-one two three four....

Mar 29, 2006

Jedi-and says:

Vortex: Hey guys! Watch this! I'm gonna do that scene from Golden Eye! Ya know the opener?
Onslaught: Did you cut his rope or did I?
Swindle: I did, don't worry.
Onslaught: Then who's rope did I cut?
*In base*
Megatron: I think I&#039

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

my blades itch.....can you help me??

Mar 29, 2006

Fireblader says:

If your happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Mar 22, 2006

Unknown says:

Holy holy Halleulah!
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
I just got laid!!!!!!!!

Mar 14, 2006

Voyager Prime says:

Vortex: Don't shoot! I'm a Minicon, NOT a Go-Bot!

Mar 7, 2006

JPrime says:

Officer I'm telling you I can't drop the weapons!

Mar 7, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

After a clank on the head vortex thought he was magneto.

Mar 3, 2006

Kamakaze Thrower says:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Feb 28, 2006

Unknown says:

OPEN SESAME!
(3 seconds later)
ABRA CADABRA!
(3 seconds later)
DAMNIT!
(door opens)
WOOHOOOOOO!

Feb 20, 2006

Starazor says:

Vortex : "Aigh! Don't shoot! These are NOT jazz hands!"
Starscream: (off camera) "Fag."

Feb 1, 2006

Stress says:

oo oo look what i can do with my fingers! (i know i know give me a break so i retyped it ok)

Jan 22, 2006

Stress says:

ooo ooo look what i co do with my fingers!

Jan 22, 2006

Death Gunner says:

(Doing a morpheus impression)
Cybertron, hear me! The Humans, are coming with their, armies. To destroy our way, of life! There is only one thing, we can do, to com,bat them. Lets get jiggy with it!

Jan 10, 2006

buddhaquest says:

NO MORE REPAINTS!!!!

Dec 28, 2005

Fananga says:

POWER!!!!!! EXTREME!

(Warning u may need to be at least 20 for this reference lol)

Dec 26, 2005

Suzuki says:

"I'M TRAPPED IN AN INVISIBLE BOX!!!!!"

Dec 18, 2005

Starscream7 says:

Vortex- Hey guys, over here!

Megatron- Fire at will.

Starscream- With pleasure...

Nov 20, 2005

Starscream7 says:

Can I hear a HALLELUIAH!!!!

Nov 20, 2005

bringo says:

I'm open.

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

I swear I had this many beers.

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

Stop, stop...ok back..to the left now..STOP!

Nov 16, 2005

bringo says:

Gentleman, behold. Aren't I not invisible?

Nov 16, 2005

Korium9 says:

CAN YOU DIG IT?!
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
CAM YOU DIG IT?!

Nov 16, 2005

Pokejedservo says:

Hasbro just recently became a corporate sponsor for FEMA recently. They just started so its not much now, but its better than what FEMA did then.

Nov 6, 2005

galvanostril says:

Vortex: Long Live the Fighters!

unseen decepticons: Mua-Deeb! Mua-Deeb!

Nov 2, 2005

shockwave_inoz says:

Vortex: "Uh, okay... I can see you guys are just a bit upset. Well, maybe more than just a bit - more like a lot... look, can't we just talk about this??"
Entire Autobot Army: *KABOOOOOOOOOOOM*!!!!!!!!

Oct 30, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

STOP! Before you cross the bridge of death, you must answer me these questions three.

Oct 24, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Vortex,"HALT! I am the bridge troll. You must answer my riddle if you wish to pass."

Ultra Magnus,"Springer. Dust him."

Oct 23, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

This is EXACTLY what Arcee saw when Vortex tried to 'Tune in Tokyo'.

Oct 23, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Vortex,"HERE! HERE! I'M OPEN THROW ME THE BALL! HEY ONSLAUGHT ARE YOU FRIGGIN BLIND I'M OPEN FOR CHRIST SAKE!"

Vortex,"*sigh* This is why the NY Jets manage to beat us every time. I'M OPEN DAMMIT!!!"

Oct 23, 2005

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Shortly after this shot was taken, the bridge collapsed, the trees came to life, and Vortex had to be dismembered with a chainsaw for attempted soul-sucking.

Oct 23, 2005

Jasen_1500 says:

man put your arms down

Oct 23, 2005

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Vortex unveiled his new Wafty Armpit Sweat Attack with great success. Soon after though, Megatron ordered him dismantled....

Oct 23, 2005

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Say what's that just creeping into the right side of my vision? Why it looks like the worlds biggest eraser. Wow that's pretty neat! Oh wait! No! No! Please Primus, Dear God Help Me!

Oct 23, 2005

dabattousai says:

Vortex: Megatron you are entering the dungeon, the hinch of meldew eminate from the walls....

Megatron: I cannot believe this is what the Earthlings are playing. Who in their minds makes a game that is played with imagination?

Optimus Prime: Yo

Oct 23, 2005

richard says:

See? FIVE FINGERS A HAND! We're not a children's cartoon!

Oct 23, 2005

Sinflux says:

I love you this much!!

Oct 23, 2005

Swindle79 says:

Imagine him running through a field of flowers toward a cute girl decepticon.......

Oct 23, 2005

Swindle79 says:

HEEEEEYYYYYY MAcarana!

Oct 23, 2005

Swindle79 says:

raise your hand, raise your hannnd if you sure!!!!!!!

Oct 23, 2005

Swindle79 says:

Nothing to see here, Please return to your homes and stay there........

Oct 23, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Vortex singing,"I said lets put the X in Vortex. WHAT? What're you looking at? KISS can use this crappy tune in the 80's but somehow I do it and I'm wrong? Screw you! 80's KISS RULZ!!!!!!"

Oct 22, 2005

Quixstrike says:

THESE are spirit fingers!!

Oct 22, 2005

Bravestarr says:

Vortex: OK guys, get out of here.

(Various Decepticons): What are you talking about?

Vortex: Well, I don't know if anyone else is aware, but my toys just aren't selling! It's time for me to have a 20 minute commercial all to myself.

Oct 22, 2005

Bravestarr says:

Vortex: Wait, stop!

Megatron: What is it?

Vortex: Can't you see? They haven't animated the background yet!

Oct 22, 2005

Bravestarr says:

Vortex: Great, what a time for my animation to stop!

Oct 22, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Megatron: (whispers) What's HE doing?
Brawl: (whispers) He's been demoted to a mime.

Oct 22, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Stop!... In the name of love!

Oct 22, 2005

FlamingUnicron says:

Vortex: MOVE IT YOU PIECE OF TRASH!
Tidal Wave: RARRRRRRRRR
Vortex: Easy thier big guy i didn't mean it
Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave smash punny robot
Vortex: Megatron help me
Megatron: Great another Waspinator

Oct 22, 2005

FlamingUnicron says:

Go Power Rangers Go! Air Power Ranger Power

Oct 22, 2005

A.J. says:

I am the reincarnation of some wrath-like god. FEAR ME!

Oct 22, 2005

Frobman says:

V .. O .. R .. T .. E .. X .. stands for Vortex!! Gotta work on my 'X'.

Oct 22, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Vortex,"I give Keri Strug a ten 10!!!!!"

Oct 22, 2005

PrivatePoop says:

Y
M
C
A

Oct 22, 2005

Octocon says:

Vortex: "Wooo YAH i got my own spin off series!"

Oct 22, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"...And I've got one, two, three, four, five
Senses working overtime,..."

Oct 22, 2005

Prime Nova says:

Ok guys - I take it this is the wrong way.

Oct 22, 2005

Arc the ZAKO says:

Vortex: You put your right foot, in you put your right foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you turn a self about! That's what its all about!
Megatron: Riiiiiiight.....

Oct 21, 2005

Lord Grimlock says:

don't go in there for at least 10 minutes.

Oct 21, 2005

kingmenasore says:

its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A

Oct 21, 2005

kingmenasore says:

STOP!!!no one is to go back in the energon pool ever again,dou to the fact that someone left a large turd in the pool!!!

Oct 21, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Go, trained pit-stank! Gag the enemy with your pit-stankyness!

Oct 21, 2005

E.P.Y.A.R.M.S. says:

Hey guys! Watch my megatron impression!....Hi I'm Megatron I lose the war every season but I always come back with the same ideas!.....funny huh?!

Oct 21, 2005

xxaMaxx says:

And it was on this very dam that Megatron used his energy mace for the first and only time.

Now, continuing on with the tour...

Oct 21, 2005

deadnoble666 says:

Quick guys, hide the stash. I just saw a cop finish his coffee and doughnut!

Oct 21, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Vortex tries to tell jokes
"two fish swam into a wall one turned to the other and said damn"
but instead of a laugh; gets a large box.
The moral of the story is if you don't know a good joke; then keep your bloomin mouth shut!

Oct 21, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex develops an inexplicable fondness for grey, levitating boxes.

Oct 21, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex practices for the 'Upper Class Twit of the Year' competition.

OR

Vortex tries to join 'The Knights Who Say 'Ni''.

OR

Vortex attempts to obtain a government subsidy to develop his silly walk.

OR

Vortex

Oct 21, 2005

Acelister says:

Vortex didn't think Megatron's plan to push the wind would be a very sucessful one...

Oct 21, 2005

EnerJolt says:

Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena. Eeeh, Macarena!

Oct 21, 2005

Unknown says:

I am not a crook!

Oct 21, 2005

AirFlare says:

"Up up, baby Vortex wants up!!! MOMMY, VORTEX WANTS UP!!"

Oct 21, 2005

CyberTooth says:

--Hey look guys, Come on... Look! I'm making waves at the dam.

==Shut up, Idiot.

--Well, I thought it was funny.

Oct 20, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

I'm confident, dry and secure!

Oct 20, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Vortex: YOU...SHALL NOT..PASS!
Brawl(off screen): The Autobots are on the next bridge. Moron.

Oct 20, 2005

Binaltech Bombshell says:

Are you threatening me?! I need TP for my bunghole!

Oct 20, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Vortex: Stop. What... is your name?
Optimus Prime: It is 'Optimus Prime', Leader of the Autobots.
Vortex: What... is your quest?
Optimus: To seek the Decepitcon Base.
Vortex: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Op

Oct 20, 2005

Misfits says:

vortex was testing his deoderant strength
thats why he all alone there

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

Don Quixote's epic quest to find and vanquish giant invaders disguised as windmills suddenly changes from fantasy to reality.

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart!

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex moonlights as a wind machine for a Hollywood movie studio. Unfortunately, many actors and crew members are blown to their doom.

Oct 20, 2005

Frobman says:

I can't make snow angles because of these blasted propelers. It makes it look like a fat man with small arms and legs.

Oct 20, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Votex: Hello, anybody there? (waves arms at deceptcions)
Brawl: you hear something
Onslaught: Nope
(Little did Vortex know that he had been cursed with invisibility)
Vortex: Oh now you tell me.

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: You put your both arms in, your both arms out, in, out, shake them all about. You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around, and that's what it's all about! Oi!

Several Decepticons push Vortex off the dam.

Oct 20, 2005

Ransom says:

Vortex: No, stop! Don't do--!

Hasbro: Cybertron is in the Armada/Energon continuity.

Universe (and TF fans: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH!

Vortex: --it... Great, Hasbro, just great. You just destroyed the universe's sanity. *mutters* Cyber

Oct 20, 2005

AirFlare says:

"Stop......HAMMER TIME!"

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

No. Mr. James Bond, I will not let you jump off this dam! Take your enormous film crew and retinue of hangers-on with you! Go and find another dam: this one's mine!

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

I really love that beautiful lady from Futurama known as The Crushinator. When I meet her at a party, I will put my hands on her massive rectangular breasts, like this, and squeeze softly. She may then run me over with her super-heavy tank tracks but it

Oct 20, 2005

AirFlare says:

After the war, Cybertron headed into another Golden Age. Those who were part of Megatron's/Galvatron's ranks went on to do other things. Seen here, Vortex became the first Decepticon mime. He was a very terrible mime and ended his misery with a

Oct 20, 2005

snavej says:

The Combaticons experiment with BO weapon technology. Vortex manages to stun squirrels with his stench.

Oct 20, 2005

AirFlare says:

"Have no fear, Lord Megatron. I'll stop these Autobots with a SPIRIT BOMB!"

"Okay now....Goku stood like this and what did he say again?"

Oct 20, 2005

Abominus_prime says:

they're not spirit fingers! THESE are spirit fingers!

Oct 20, 2005

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Vortex,"Crap. Invisible wall."

Oct 20, 2005

KrouseR says:

"awwww damn, come on guys she isnt that bad looking?" *sighs* "what the hell do you expect for 22 energon credits huh?" *looks over to starscream* "right?"

Oct 19, 2005

LordTyphon says:

Vortex stood there waving his arms about. AS Devistator's foot drew closer. (the black thing to the left of the pic gave me the idea)

Oct 19, 2005

trailbreaker says:

"I'm letting my underarms dry."

Oct 19, 2005

Laserbot says:

::Vortex watches a work out video::

Vortex: And 1 and 2 , and 1 and 2 common ladies feel the burn!

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

If these YMCA jokes don't stop soon, I'll have to join the navy. In the navy, you can sail the seven seas. In the navy, you can roger who you please. And so forth.

But how can I find the navy? I'll ask the people in the village over

Oct 19, 2005

Land Raider says:

Y M C A! Hey why is no one else joining in?

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: Help! A small child has fallen in the water and the only lifebelt has been stolen! What should I do?

Brawl: Well, you are a helicopter. That might be of some assistance.

Onslaught: Read the Decepticon Manual, Brawl - follow the correct pr

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

I've had enough of tossing boxes. I want to go to Iraq with the U.S. military and blow up some innocent civilians or insurgents or whoever happens to be around at the time.

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

Yo' mama's ass is so fat, I have to push it through doorways like this!

Oct 19, 2005

king_dingy says:

Blast-Off: Jump you fool! Bruticus needs his right arm for...well... you know!!

Oct 19, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Megatron points cannon at vortex: you will be the giant fan I need for my latest plan.
Vortex: but I'm not a...never mind >_

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: Don't mess with me: I've got terrible wind. My wind is so bad, it can sweep you to your doom!

Sideswipe (laughing): Looks like I'll have to put you on a strict diet, buddy!

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex just discovered that, in many countries on Earth, this gesture is considered extremely rude.

Oct 19, 2005

snavej says:

Hey, I didn't want to be included in the caption competition. Go and pick on someone else!

Oct 19, 2005

Warbird says:

HEYYYYY MACARENA!!!!!

Oct 19, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"I'm this many years old!"

Oct 19, 2005

Road Turtle says:

"TEN! Ten robotic fingers! HA, HA, HA!"

Wheeljack succesfully downloads The Count from Sesame Street into Vortex's CPU.

Oct 19, 2005

Spinal says:

NUMA NUMA EI! NUMA NUMA EI!

Oct 19, 2005

Dr. Caelus says:

Je renonce! Je renonce!

Oct 18, 2005

Dr. Caelus says:

Jazz Hands!

Oct 18, 2005

Dr. Caelus says:

[quote:"cbff"]Onslaught: Now you've done it Vortex, Combaticons combine and form Bruticus!

Vortex: I didn't mean it, honest I didn't!

*Squish*

Bruticus: Now I need a new arm, I guess I'll need to go find Menasor a

Oct 18, 2005

UFO says:

*very tiny voice* WAIT! WAIT! DON'T STEP ON ME!

Oct 18, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Vortex: Stop! I've been done as G1 Vortex, G2 Vortex, RID Ro-Tor, RID Ro-Tor Urban Camo, and Universe Ro-Tor. I can't handle being repainted another time!

Hasbro Rep.: Just one more time Ro-Tor.

Vortex: It's Vortex. Vortex I say

Oct 18, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Megatron: In an effort to finally defeat the Autobots, I'm painting all of my Decepticons different colors and calling them G2 Decepticons!

Vortex: What color will I be?

Megatron: Light Blue with Purple Camoflage!

Vortex: No!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 18, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Vortex: Don't go across! Defensor destroyed the other 4 combaticons, but I survived.

Megatron: How did that happen?

Vortex: We couldn't find all of our accessories to make Bruticus!

Oct 18, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Onslaught: Now you've done it Vortex, Combaticons combine and form Bruticus!

Vortex: I didn't mean it, honest I didn't!

*Squish*

Bruticus: Now I need a new arm, I guess I'll need to go find Menasor and steal one.

Oct 18, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Vortex: Wait for me!
Bruticus: Oops, me forget other arm!

Oct 18, 2005

Bed Bugs says:

Vortex: Don't do it!
RID Fan Boy: It's Ro-Tor!
Vortex: That's it! You're gonna pay for that!

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex sways and sings along to Rod Stewart:

'We are sailing, we are saaaaiiiiliiiing, home again, cross the sea.
We are sailing, stormy waters, to be with you, to be free.'

Onslaught pushes him off the dam.

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

...so then the kid ran out to see his Dad get out of the helicopter. Dad picked up the kid and lifted him above his head, straight into the rotors. True story! It wasn't me, though. Too bad.

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Hey, anyone want anything chopped up? I've got these cool rotors!

Oct 18, 2005

morgenes says:

Don't shoot! I just came in for some butt repairs. Dang rotor!

Oct 18, 2005

Frobman says:

For my next trick, I'll perform a double-jump, to a hnad-stand, into spinning position ... This will garuantie 1st place in the Cybertroniam Games.

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

The Combaticons play charades...

Brawl: A ten-word answer?! Oh, come on Vortex, we haven't got all day!

Swindle: 'Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit'.

Onslaught: That was too quick, Swindle! Explain!

Swindle:

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Hands up who likes the Smurfs!

Oct 18, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Vortex "Stop in the name of the law"..."i've always wanted to loud shout that"
combaticons look at each other then at vortex

Oct 18, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Vortex tries star jumping, however he never quite got the hang of it...

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Photographers: do you have a problem with red eyes appearing on your pictures? We have a solution - shoot them with a big weapon. No more red eyes!

Oct 18, 2005

DeltaSilver88 says:

Vortex: Look into my eyes.....
You are falling into a deep deep sleep, you are under my power......

Blast-Off: Onslaught! Vortex is at it again!

Onslaught: Ah, let him just do it... *CRUNCH* OK, go get him from under Metroplex.

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Wonderful memories from the Combaticons' summer holiday 1996. Brawl holds his good pal Vortex at gunpoint. Vortex throws a big metal box at him. Onslaught slaps them both and refuses to give them any more energon ice cream.

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Brawl: What are you doing now?

Vortex: I'm practising my surrendering technique.

Brawl: Why?

Vortex: Just look at next week's script!

Brawl: Oh yeah, I see. How does that go? Two arms rotated 180 degrees?

Vortex: You must have d

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Well, we've finished building this dam. I don't need this grey block any more. (Throws it away.) Oh dear, did I hit you, Shrapnel? Shrapnel? No, don't do that! Please, it was an accident! FZAAAAAAK! Aaaaarrgghh!

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: For your own safety, Megatron, keep back! We have an infestation of French Surly Fish in the lake!

[Megatron shoots the lake and vaporises it.]

Megatron: Problem solved.

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: Webs away! Webs ho! Unleash the webs! Let's see some web wrist action!

Blast Off: You're not Spiderman, dumbass!

Vortex: Yes I am! I was bitten by a radioactive spider!

Blast Off: No, that was a rat with diarrhoea.

Vortex

Oct 18, 2005

snavej says:

OK people, move it along, nothing to see here! Except some quite nice scenery, pretty rocks, alien artefacts, big old dam, giant robots fighting - you know, the usual.

Oct 18, 2005

Archanubis says:

"Celebrate good times, come on!"

Oct 18, 2005

Archanubis says:

It's kinda of akward when you're the only one trying to do the wave.

Oct 18, 2005

Frobman says:

Vortex causes trouble and tries to get away with a distracting song.

So long. Farewell. Au rouvoir, auf veiderzein.
I leave before I'm dismanteled again.
...

Oct 18, 2005

Marcus Rush says:

Yet again Vortex falls prey to the practical jokes of the combined forces of Freeway and Swindle as they sap Vortex's deoderent with liquid heat acid bars.

Oct 18, 2005

Castle74 says:

"Y......C'mon Brawl! You're suppose to be the M!"

Oct 17, 2005

Wolfguard says:

Putchyor hay-ands up an` PRAZE! th` Lord Jeezuz Chrast! Hee izyor master and sa-havior. Dooyah fa-heel th` hee-lin? Ah yes...it`s thair ma bratherz an` sisterz - it`s thair fer you. Bask in th` glory of Gawdz ah-some pa-hower. Allz you come hither, an` wo

Oct 17, 2005

Spinal says:

Move over Superman, your turf is mine!

Oct 17, 2005

Spinal says:

Come on guys. Don't leave me hangin'.

Oct 17, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Vortex: Don't worry, it's me.
Brawl: Prove it.
Vortex: You're a dick.

Oct 17, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

Vortex never gets over the embarassment of getting caught by Wheelie...

Oct 17, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Dorothy, can you reach my oil can?"

Oct 17, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"I once caught a Troutacon THIS big!"

Oct 17, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Simon says...jump! Put your hands up! Ha! You're out, Vortex!"

Oct 17, 2005

Kevinus Prime says:

"Come and find me, my name is Macarena...heyyyyyyy, Macarena!"

Oct 17, 2005

Pierrimus says:

Swindle: "Sucker, he he."
Vortex: "Hey where are you going? You brokered this deal remember?"
Swindle: "Looser."
Vortex putting up his hands as Autobots pour out of Metroplex: "I surrender, I want to change sides. I h

Oct 17, 2005

1337W422102 says:

Vortex Simmons: "And 1 and 2 and 3 and 1 and 2... Doesn't this feel good?! Burn those tons away!!"

Oct 17, 2005

Blaster_6267 says:

Put your hands up in the air.....and wave them like you just don't care

Oct 17, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Vortex: Hey guys! Where ya going? I wanna come! I wanna come! Why aren't you stopping? Are you ignoring me? Guys? C'mon, what did I do? Let me come with you, please? I'll be good, I swear! C'mon, guys!

Onslaught: *wips his head ar

Oct 17, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Easy, easy! Did I say our mother was as ugly as you are? I meant "Boy Grimlock, how do you keep the fem-bots off of you?" I swear that's what I meant!

Oct 17, 2005

Dr Buffalo says:

Aww... does sombody need a hug?

Oct 17, 2005

Jaw Crusher says:

Blurr: "Ohnolook! Vortexmustbethechosenone! Hespartingtheredseajustbywavinghisarms!"
Kup: "He's usin' FORCE BEAMS, you hyperactive ass! Just shoot him!"

Oct 17, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

BRAWL HOW'VE YA BEEN YOU SON OF A BITCH I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME !!!

Oct 17, 2005

Death-Ray Charles says:

Y-M-C-A !!! I'M GOIN TO THE Y-M-C-A
HHHHHHOOOOOOO !!!!

Oct 17, 2005

SITHSCREAM says:

During the Annual Decepticon talent show, Vortex did his own rendition of Y.M.C.A.

Oct 17, 2005

HardHead says:

Needless to say, megatron was quite annoyed when the helicopter Vortex was made from was of french origins

Note: Just a little bit of Anglo-french rivalry there for any of our friend amigos :D

Oct 17, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Vortex: Onslaught lookie! I can count to ten!

Onslaught: And Megatron wonders why Bruticus is stupid...

Oct 17, 2005

Tusko says:

No sweat stains here, Brawl's the ones with stains.

Oct 17, 2005

1337W422102 says:

"Praise Primus, the Mighty Creator! First there was nothing, then there was Primus, and Primus came forth and..."

Oct 17, 2005

DeltaSeeker says:

Vortex: "I'm open! Pass the ball here, I'm open!"

Next thing he remembers is waking up back at base after getting tackled by Skylynx.

Oct 17, 2005

Zeedust says:

Metroplex: "Hey guys, come look! Vortex flew right into my window again!"

Oct 17, 2005

Prowl240z says:

I can't belive its not Butter!!!!

Oct 17, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Look guys! No hands!

Oct 17, 2005

Thanatos Prime says:

Guys! It was a joke! I'm not really getting a pink paint job!

Oct 17, 2005

Tusko says:

Combaticons, form on ME to form Vorticus!

Oct 17, 2005

Mkall says:

Vortex was the one who started the YMCA craze. Soon the Combaticons followed suit and became known as the Villagecons

Oct 17, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Vortex decided to leave the Decepticons and carry out his ultimate dream: to be a mime.

Oct 17, 2005

Raiden Gundam says:

Vortex losing a job as a Decepticon does Deoderant commercials.
Vortex: Smelly!!

Oct 17, 2005

Raiden Gundam says:

Vortex: Mommy, I want a hug!
Bruticus: What the hell? Where is my missing piece?
Vortex: Mommy!
Bruticus: Shut the hell up! You can't be my missing piece you dumass. Now what the hell is that thing stuck to your shoulder called?

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: Damn you, Swindle! Why did you trade my glue gun for that farmer's rusty old shotgun?!

Swindle: At least you've got a vaguely lethal weapon now, and I've got a field full of pigs to sell!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

No, you can't go across this dam. Optimus Prime and Megatron will be having a massive fight on it at 2pm sharp. Anyone who interrupts will be sliced salami!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: So I assumed the position like this and he tried to violate me but I chopped it off with my rotors!

Other Combaticons roll on floor laughing.

Oct 17, 2005

Tusk says:

Wait! Don't Leave me Soundwave! I love You!!

Oct 17, 2005

Prime805 says:

v: "So this bird I got my groove on with her ass was this big"

Oct 17, 2005

Warhead says:

Vortex-Go Vortex it my birthday!it my birthday!

Oct 17, 2005

zeroomegazx says:

its!! its!! its magrathea!

Oct 17, 2005

Stormshadow says:

Vortex runs along the road "Wait for meeeee"
Other combaticons "you'd have thought he got the hint by now"

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Kung Fu lessons. Vortex attempts to become one with nature, but it needs work.

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: Whoa there, Trypticon! You're too heavy to drive over this dam!

Trypticon: Grrr! Move!

Vortex flees, hoping to escape blame.

Oct 17, 2005

Shermtron says:

Pass interference on the autobots....15 yard pently loss of engergon

Oct 17, 2005

Frobman says:

Vortex thinks he's Gandulf after watching the Lord of the Rings 23 times.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Oct 17, 2005

Tusko says:

"Guys, I swear the fish I caught was this big. Really!"

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Practising for the next big summer music festival...

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

If I surrender to the Autobots, they'll have to protect me from this week's big nasty creature and they might get slagged in the process. I'm a frikkin' genius!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

10 fingers! Beat that, Shockwave, Scorponok and all you other freaks!

Oct 17, 2005

doomboy536 says:

look ma, i washed my hands for supper!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex: Hey, guys, isn't it my turn to be an arm?

Onslaught: Don't question my orders. Combaticons, unite!

Vortex (forming a leg of Bruticus): Oof! Onslaught, you've put on weight.

Onslaught: No personal jibes either, flyboy!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Vortex is so bored, he starts a one-mech Mexican wave.

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Daddy! You've come home!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Hey, Macarena! Ai!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

Whatever that big grey blocky thing is, I'm surrendering to it!

Oct 17, 2005

snavej says:

It is important to do some stretching exercises before a hard day's terrorising.

Oct 17, 2005

TransformerKing1 says:

I come in peace!

Oct 17, 2005

Powermaster Jazz says:

The quarterback never passed the ball to Vortex because quote "He's a dork."

Oct 17, 2005

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Vortex deeply regreted his defection to the Autobtts. Yesterday he was put under for some:

"Minor Alterations"

And today awoke to find he was now a Windmill...

Oct 17, 2005

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Vortex considered his new Earth disguise form, that of a railroad crossing sign, to be a master stroke of Genius...

Oct 17, 2005

ZeroZ says:

"...here at the YMCA!"

Oct 17, 2005

DarkDranzer says:

V: "Yeah, throw your hands up in the air!! 'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care!! Yeah!! One, two, three times two to the six, jolts in for your hits with the Limp Bizkit mix!!

*Brawl was reading "The WWE Legends"

Oct 17, 2005

Steeleye says:

Just out of Shot Brawl, Swindle and Blast Off are doing M, C, and A.

Oct 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Vortex: "All I was doing was singing 'Can't Touch This'!"
Megatron: "And for that, you will be destroyed!"
Starscream: "But Megatron...!"
Megatron: "Not YOU..."

Oct 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Vortex: "I'm sure, if you think about this, it's actually quite funny..."
Ultra Magnus: "You dropped a gasoline tanker truck on a school..."
Vortex: "... That was filled with KIDS, I might add..."
Ultra Magnus:

Oct 17, 2005

Acelister says:

Vortex: "Whoa! Hold it! To your left! No, your other left!"

Oct 17, 2005

Ratbat says:

STOP, you fools! It's ME, your fellow Combaticon VORTEX!!

Oct 17, 2005

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