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Decepticon Stryker says:
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying aaayyyoh Michael Bayyyoh!
Zeedust says:
"Oh, dear Primus, it's that Quixote guy again! FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A WINDMILL!"
peacethroughtyranny says:
I throw my hands up in my air sometimes, saying AYYYYO baby let's go
GraveBorn says:
"Y" ....."Y"...come on guys i need you do do the "M"C"A" i can't do this along it doesn't look right.
Rambo_Prime says:
Wait.... what do you mean they don't just appear whenever I say "merge"... uh-oh
Angelbot says:
Don't turn around (uh-oh)
Der Kommisar's in town (uh-oh)
(Vortex wonders if there's anyway to make Angelbot knock off the cheesy 80's references)
Angelbot says:
Vive le Québec libre!
(Charles de Gaulle now rolls over in his grave...)
decipticonhater5995 says:
Go Back.Go Back.I Said Go Back!!!!Don't Make Me Do This!!!!!Alright Ill do It *phhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt*
Octocon says:
camera scrolls along the row of combaticons
Vortex: "Y"
Swindle: "M"
Brawl: "C"
Blastoff: "A"
bringo says:
On guard duty and given no weapons and no possible back up he does the best job he can, by yelling "Halt" loudly and throwing his hands up in surrender to those with weapons and backup.
bringo says:
"He's tryin to fly again."
"You would think he could transform into a helicopter or something. Oh he can? Does he know that? No?"
Flame Cheetor says:
Blast Off:Yuck! what's that smell!
Onslaught:It smells like stinky armpits!
Swindle:Hey umm Vortex,did you feed your armpits with junk?!
Vortex:it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Roadshadow says:
Vortex: Momma! Momma!
Bruticus (Missing Vortex as his left arm): Dammit Vortex stop acting like a baby!
starscream_the_eternal says:
Vortex practices for the part of the Y in the village peoples YMCA broadway play.
Roadshadow says:
Vortex decided to leave the Combaticons and pursue his true career...as a mime.
Jedi-and says:
Vortex: Okay guys, we're on Rachmaninov, Bar 40, after four... One, two, a-one two three four....
Jedi-and says:
Vortex: Hey guys! Watch this! I'm gonna do that scene from Golden Eye! Ya know the opener?
Onslaught: Did you cut his rope or did I?
Swindle: I did, don't worry.
Onslaught: Then who's rope did I cut?
*In base*
Megatron: I think I'
Unknown says:
OPEN SESAME!
(3 seconds later)
ABRA CADABRA!
(3 seconds later)
DAMNIT!
(door opens)
WOOHOOOOOO!
Starazor says:
Vortex : "Aigh! Don't shoot! These are NOT jazz hands!"
Starscream: (off camera) "Fag."
Stress says:
oo oo look what i can do with my fingers! (i know i know give me a break so i retyped it ok)
Death Gunner says:
(Doing a morpheus impression)
Cybertron, hear me! The Humans, are coming with their, armies. To destroy our way, of life! There is only one thing, we can do, to com,bat them. Lets get jiggy with it!
Fananga says:
POWER!!!!!! EXTREME!
(Warning u may need to be at least 20 for this reference lol)
Starscream7 says:
Vortex- Hey guys, over here!
Megatron- Fire at will.
Starscream- With pleasure...
Pokejedservo says:
Hasbro just recently became a corporate sponsor for FEMA recently. They just started so its not much now, but its better than what FEMA did then.
galvanostril says:
Vortex: Long Live the Fighters!
unseen decepticons: Mua-Deeb! Mua-Deeb!
shockwave_inoz says:
Vortex: "Uh, okay... I can see you guys are just a bit upset. Well, maybe more than just a bit - more like a lot... look, can't we just talk about this??"
Entire Autobot Army: *KABOOOOOOOOOOOM*!!!!!!!!
Masterpiece Prowl says:
STOP! Before you cross the bridge of death, you must answer me these questions three.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vortex,"HALT! I am the bridge troll. You must answer my riddle if you wish to pass."
Ultra Magnus,"Springer. Dust him."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
This is EXACTLY what Arcee saw when Vortex tried to 'Tune in Tokyo'.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vortex,"HERE! HERE! I'M OPEN THROW ME THE BALL! HEY ONSLAUGHT ARE YOU FRIGGIN BLIND I'M OPEN FOR CHRIST SAKE!"
Vortex,"*sigh* This is why the NY Jets manage to beat us every time. I'M OPEN DAMMIT!!!"
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Shortly after this shot was taken, the bridge collapsed, the trees came to life, and Vortex had to be dismembered with a chainsaw for attempted soul-sucking.
A'Arab Zaraq says:
Vortex unveiled his new Wafty Armpit Sweat Attack with great success. Soon after though, Megatron ordered him dismantled....
A'Arab Zaraq says:
Say what's that just creeping into the right side of my vision? Why it looks like the worlds biggest eraser. Wow that's pretty neat! Oh wait! No! No! Please Primus, Dear God Help Me!
dabattousai says:
Vortex: Megatron you are entering the dungeon, the hinch of meldew eminate from the walls....
Megatron: I cannot believe this is what the Earthlings are playing. Who in their minds makes a game that is played with imagination?
Optimus Prime: Yo
Swindle79 says:
Imagine him running through a field of flowers toward a cute girl decepticon.......
Swindle79 says:
Nothing to see here, Please return to your homes and stay there........
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Vortex singing,"I said lets put the X in Vortex. WHAT? What're you looking at? KISS can use this crappy tune in the 80's but somehow I do it and I'm wrong? Screw you! 80's KISS RULZ!!!!!!"
Bravestarr says:
Vortex: OK guys, get out of here.
(Various Decepticons): What are you talking about?
Vortex: Well, I don't know if anyone else is aware, but my toys just aren't selling! It's time for me to have a 20 minute commercial all to myself.
Bravestarr says:
Vortex: Wait, stop!
Megatron: What is it?
Vortex: Can't you see? They haven't animated the background yet!
1337W422102 says:
Megatron: (whispers) What's HE doing?
Brawl: (whispers) He's been demoted to a mime.
FlamingUnicron says:
Vortex: MOVE IT YOU PIECE OF TRASH!
Tidal Wave: RARRRRRRRRR
Vortex: Easy thier big guy i didn't mean it
Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave smash punny robot
Vortex: Megatron help me
Megatron: Great another Waspinator
Road Turtle says:
"...And I've got one, two, three, four, five
Senses working overtime,..."
Arc the ZAKO says:
Vortex: You put your right foot, in you put your right foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you turn a self about! That's what its all about!
Megatron: Riiiiiiight.....
kingmenasore says:
STOP!!!no one is to go back in the energon pool ever again,dou to the fact that someone left a large turd in the pool!!!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Go, trained pit-stank! Gag the enemy with your pit-stankyness!
E.P.Y.A.R.M.S. says:
Hey guys! Watch my megatron impression!....Hi I'm Megatron I lose the war every season but I always come back with the same ideas!.....funny huh?!
xxaMaxx says:
And it was on this very dam that Megatron used his energy mace for the first and only time.
Now, continuing on with the tour...
deadnoble666 says:
Quick guys, hide the stash. I just saw a cop finish his coffee and doughnut!
Stormshadow says:
Vortex tries to tell jokes
"two fish swam into a wall one turned to the other and said damn"
but instead of a laugh; gets a large box.
The moral of the story is if you don't know a good joke; then keep your bloomin mouth shut!
snavej says:
Vortex practices for the 'Upper Class Twit of the Year' competition.
OR
Vortex tries to join 'The Knights Who Say 'Ni''.
OR
Vortex attempts to obtain a government subsidy to develop his silly walk.
OR
Vortex
Acelister says:
Vortex didn't think Megatron's plan to push the wind would be a very sucessful one...
EnerJolt says:
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena. Eeeh, Macarena!
CyberTooth says:
--Hey look guys, Come on... Look! I'm making waves at the dam.
==Shut up, Idiot.
--Well, I thought it was funny.
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Vortex: YOU...SHALL NOT..PASS!
Brawl(off screen): The Autobots are on the next bridge. Moron.
DeltaSeeker says:
Vortex: Stop. What... is your name?
Optimus Prime: It is 'Optimus Prime', Leader of the Autobots.
Vortex: What... is your quest?
Optimus: To seek the Decepitcon Base.
Vortex: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Op
snavej says:
Don Quixote's epic quest to find and vanquish giant invaders disguised as windmills suddenly changes from fantasy to reality.
snavej says:
Vortex moonlights as a wind machine for a Hollywood movie studio. Unfortunately, many actors and crew members are blown to their doom.
Frobman says:
I can't make snow angles because of these blasted propelers. It makes it look like a fat man with small arms and legs.
Stormshadow says:
Votex: Hello, anybody there? (waves arms at deceptcions)
Brawl: you hear something
Onslaught: Nope
(Little did Vortex know that he had been cursed with invisibility)
Vortex: Oh now you tell me.
snavej says:
Vortex: You put your both arms in, your both arms out, in, out, shake them all about. You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around, and that's what it's all about! Oi!
Several Decepticons push Vortex off the dam.
Ransom says:
Vortex: No, stop! Don't do--!
Hasbro: Cybertron is in the Armada/Energon continuity.
Universe (and TF fans: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHH!
Vortex: --it... Great, Hasbro, just great. You just destroyed the universe's sanity. *mutters* Cyber
snavej says:
No. Mr. James Bond, I will not let you jump off this dam! Take your enormous film crew and retinue of hangers-on with you! Go and find another dam: this one's mine!
snavej says:
I really love that beautiful lady from Futurama known as The Crushinator. When I meet her at a party, I will put my hands on her massive rectangular breasts, like this, and squeeze softly. She may then run me over with her super-heavy tank tracks but it
AirFlare says:
After the war, Cybertron headed into another Golden Age. Those who were part of Megatron's/Galvatron's ranks went on to do other things. Seen here, Vortex became the first Decepticon mime. He was a very terrible mime and ended his misery with a
snavej says:
The Combaticons experiment with BO weapon technology. Vortex manages to stun squirrels with his stench.
AirFlare says:
"Have no fear, Lord Megatron. I'll stop these Autobots with a SPIRIT BOMB!"
"Okay now....Goku stood like this and what did he say again?"
KrouseR says:
"awwww damn, come on guys she isnt that bad looking?" *sighs* "what the hell do you expect for 22 energon credits huh?" *looks over to starscream* "right?"
LordTyphon says:
Vortex stood there waving his arms about. AS Devistator's foot drew closer. (the black thing to the left of the pic gave me the idea)
Laserbot says:
::Vortex watches a work out video::
Vortex: And 1 and 2 , and 1 and 2 common ladies feel the burn!
snavej says:
If these YMCA jokes don't stop soon, I'll have to join the navy. In the navy, you can sail the seven seas. In the navy, you can roger who you please. And so forth.
But how can I find the navy? I'll ask the people in the village over
snavej says:
Vortex: Help! A small child has fallen in the water and the only lifebelt has been stolen! What should I do?
Brawl: Well, you are a helicopter. That might be of some assistance.
Onslaught: Read the Decepticon Manual, Brawl - follow the correct pr
snavej says:
I've had enough of tossing boxes. I want to go to Iraq with the U.S. military and blow up some innocent civilians or insurgents or whoever happens to be around at the time.
king_dingy says:
Blast-Off: Jump you fool! Bruticus needs his right arm for...well... you know!!
Stormshadow says:
Megatron points cannon at vortex: you will be the giant fan I need for my latest plan.
Vortex: but I'm not a...never mind >_
snavej says:
Vortex: Don't mess with me: I've got terrible wind. My wind is so bad, it can sweep you to your doom!
Sideswipe (laughing): Looks like I'll have to put you on a strict diet, buddy!
snavej says:
Vortex just discovered that, in many countries on Earth, this gesture is considered extremely rude.
snavej says:
Hey, I didn't want to be included in the caption competition. Go and pick on someone else!
Road Turtle says:
"TEN! Ten robotic fingers! HA, HA, HA!"
Wheeljack succesfully downloads The Count from Sesame Street into Vortex's CPU.
Dr. Caelus says:
[quote:"cbff"]Onslaught: Now you've done it Vortex, Combaticons combine and form Bruticus!
Vortex: I didn't mean it, honest I didn't!
*Squish*
Bruticus: Now I need a new arm, I guess I'll need to go find Menasor a
Bed Bugs says:
Vortex: Stop! I've been done as G1 Vortex, G2 Vortex, RID Ro-Tor, RID Ro-Tor Urban Camo, and Universe Ro-Tor. I can't handle being repainted another time!
Hasbro Rep.: Just one more time Ro-Tor.
Vortex: It's Vortex. Vortex I say
Bed Bugs says:
Megatron: In an effort to finally defeat the Autobots, I'm painting all of my Decepticons different colors and calling them G2 Decepticons!
Vortex: What color will I be?
Megatron: Light Blue with Purple Camoflage!
Vortex: No!!!!!!!!!!
Bed Bugs says:
Vortex: Don't go across! Defensor destroyed the other 4 combaticons, but I survived.
Megatron: How did that happen?
Vortex: We couldn't find all of our accessories to make Bruticus!
Bed Bugs says:
Onslaught: Now you've done it Vortex, Combaticons combine and form Bruticus!
Vortex: I didn't mean it, honest I didn't!
*Squish*
Bruticus: Now I need a new arm, I guess I'll need to go find Menasor and steal one.
Bed Bugs says:
Vortex: Don't do it!
RID Fan Boy: It's Ro-Tor!
Vortex: That's it! You're gonna pay for that!
snavej says:
Vortex sways and sings along to Rod Stewart:
'We are sailing, we are saaaaiiiiliiiing, home again, cross the sea.
We are sailing, stormy waters, to be with you, to be free.'
Onslaught pushes him off the dam.
snavej says:
...so then the kid ran out to see his Dad get out of the helicopter. Dad picked up the kid and lifted him above his head, straight into the rotors. True story! It wasn't me, though. Too bad.
Frobman says:
For my next trick, I'll perform a double-jump, to a hnad-stand, into spinning position ... This will garuantie 1st place in the Cybertroniam Games.
snavej says:
The Combaticons play charades...
Brawl: A ten-word answer?! Oh, come on Vortex, we haven't got all day!
Swindle: 'Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit'.
Onslaught: That was too quick, Swindle! Explain!
Swindle:
Stormshadow says:
Vortex "Stop in the name of the law"..."i've always wanted to loud shout that"
combaticons look at each other then at vortex
Stormshadow says:
Vortex tries star jumping, however he never quite got the hang of it...
snavej says:
Photographers: do you have a problem with red eyes appearing on your pictures? We have a solution - shoot them with a big weapon. No more red eyes!
DeltaSilver88 says:
Vortex: Look into my eyes.....
You are falling into a deep deep sleep, you are under my power......
Blast-Off: Onslaught! Vortex is at it again!
Onslaught: Ah, let him just do it... *CRUNCH* OK, go get him from under Metroplex.
snavej says:
Wonderful memories from the Combaticons' summer holiday 1996. Brawl holds his good pal Vortex at gunpoint. Vortex throws a big metal box at him. Onslaught slaps them both and refuses to give them any more energon ice cream.
snavej says:
Brawl: What are you doing now?
Vortex: I'm practising my surrendering technique.
Brawl: Why?
Vortex: Just look at next week's script!
Brawl: Oh yeah, I see. How does that go? Two arms rotated 180 degrees?
Vortex: You must have d
snavej says:
Well, we've finished building this dam. I don't need this grey block any more. (Throws it away.) Oh dear, did I hit you, Shrapnel? Shrapnel? No, don't do that! Please, it was an accident! FZAAAAAAK! Aaaaarrgghh!
snavej says:
Vortex: For your own safety, Megatron, keep back! We have an infestation of French Surly Fish in the lake!
[Megatron shoots the lake and vaporises it.]
Megatron: Problem solved.
snavej says:
Vortex: Webs away! Webs ho! Unleash the webs! Let's see some web wrist action!
Blast Off: You're not Spiderman, dumbass!
Vortex: Yes I am! I was bitten by a radioactive spider!
Blast Off: No, that was a rat with diarrhoea.
Vortex
snavej says:
OK people, move it along, nothing to see here! Except some quite nice scenery, pretty rocks, alien artefacts, big old dam, giant robots fighting - you know, the usual.
Frobman says:
Vortex causes trouble and tries to get away with a distracting song.
So long. Farewell. Au rouvoir, auf veiderzein.
I leave before I'm dismanteled again.
...
Marcus Rush says:
Yet again Vortex falls prey to the practical jokes of the combined forces of Freeway and Swindle as they sap Vortex's deoderent with liquid heat acid bars.
Wolfguard says:
Putchyor hay-ands up an` PRAZE! th` Lord Jeezuz Chrast! Hee izyor master and sa-havior. Dooyah fa-heel th` hee-lin? Ah yes...it`s thair ma bratherz an` sisterz - it`s thair fer you. Bask in th` glory of Gawdz ah-some pa-hower. Allz you come hither, an` wo
1337W422102 says:
Vortex: Don't worry, it's me.
Brawl: Prove it.
Vortex: You're a dick.
Kevinus Prime says:
Vortex never gets over the embarassment of getting caught by Wheelie...
Pierrimus says:
Swindle: "Sucker, he he."
Vortex: "Hey where are you going? You brokered this deal remember?"
Swindle: "Looser."
Vortex putting up his hands as Autobots pour out of Metroplex: "I surrender, I want to change sides. I h
1337W422102 says:
Vortex Simmons: "And 1 and 2 and 3 and 1 and 2... Doesn't this feel good?! Burn those tons away!!"
Blaster_6267 says:
Put your hands up in the air.....and wave them like you just don't care
Thanatos Prime says:
Vortex: Hey guys! Where ya going? I wanna come! I wanna come! Why aren't you stopping? Are you ignoring me? Guys? C'mon, what did I do? Let me come with you, please? I'll be good, I swear! C'mon, guys!
Onslaught: *wips his head ar
Thanatos Prime says:
Easy, easy! Did I say our mother was as ugly as you are? I meant "Boy Grimlock, how do you keep the fem-bots off of you?" I swear that's what I meant!
Jaw Crusher says:
Blurr: "Ohnolook! Vortexmustbethechosenone! Hespartingtheredseajustbywavinghisarms!"
Kup: "He's usin' FORCE BEAMS, you hyperactive ass! Just shoot him!"
Death-Ray Charles says:
BRAWL HOW'VE YA BEEN YOU SON OF A BITCH I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME !!!
SITHSCREAM says:
During the Annual Decepticon talent show, Vortex did his own rendition of Y.M.C.A.
HardHead says:
Needless to say, megatron was quite annoyed when the helicopter Vortex was made from was of french origins
Note: Just a little bit of Anglo-french rivalry there for any of our friend amigos :D
Thanatos Prime says:
Vortex: Onslaught lookie! I can count to ten!
Onslaught: And Megatron wonders why Bruticus is stupid...
1337W422102 says:
"Praise Primus, the Mighty Creator! First there was nothing, then there was Primus, and Primus came forth and..."
DeltaSeeker says:
Vortex: "I'm open! Pass the ball here, I'm open!"
Next thing he remembers is waking up back at base after getting tackled by Skylynx.
Zeedust says:
Metroplex: "Hey guys, come look! Vortex flew right into my window again!"
Mkall says:
Vortex was the one who started the YMCA craze. Soon the Combaticons followed suit and became known as the Villagecons
Roadshadow says:
Vortex decided to leave the Decepticons and carry out his ultimate dream: to be a mime.
Raiden Gundam says:
Vortex losing a job as a Decepticon does Deoderant commercials.
Vortex: Smelly!!
Raiden Gundam says:
Vortex: Mommy, I want a hug!
Bruticus: What the hell? Where is my missing piece?
Vortex: Mommy!
Bruticus: Shut the hell up! You can't be my missing piece you dumass. Now what the hell is that thing stuck to your shoulder called?
snavej says:
Vortex: Damn you, Swindle! Why did you trade my glue gun for that farmer's rusty old shotgun?!
Swindle: At least you've got a vaguely lethal weapon now, and I've got a field full of pigs to sell!
snavej says:
No, you can't go across this dam. Optimus Prime and Megatron will be having a massive fight on it at 2pm sharp. Anyone who interrupts will be sliced salami!
snavej says:
Vortex: So I assumed the position like this and he tried to violate me but I chopped it off with my rotors!
Other Combaticons roll on floor laughing.
Stormshadow says:
Vortex runs along the road "Wait for meeeee"
Other combaticons "you'd have thought he got the hint by now"
snavej says:
Kung Fu lessons. Vortex attempts to become one with nature, but it needs work.
snavej says:
Vortex: Whoa there, Trypticon! You're too heavy to drive over this dam!
Trypticon: Grrr! Move!
Vortex flees, hoping to escape blame.
Frobman says:
Vortex thinks he's Gandulf after watching the Lord of the Rings 23 times.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
snavej says:
If I surrender to the Autobots, they'll have to protect me from this week's big nasty creature and they might get slagged in the process. I'm a frikkin' genius!
snavej says:
Vortex: Hey, guys, isn't it my turn to be an arm?
Onslaught: Don't question my orders. Combaticons, unite!
Vortex (forming a leg of Bruticus): Oof! Onslaught, you've put on weight.
Onslaught: No personal jibes either, flyboy!
snavej says:
It is important to do some stretching exercises before a hard day's terrorising.
Powermaster Jazz says:
The quarterback never passed the ball to Vortex because quote "He's a dork."
Hi-Eye-Q says:
Vortex deeply regreted his defection to the Autobtts. Yesterday he was put under for some:
"Minor Alterations"
And today awoke to find he was now a Windmill...
Hi-Eye-Q says:
Vortex considered his new Earth disguise form, that of a railroad crossing sign, to be a master stroke of Genius...
DarkDranzer says:
V: "Yeah, throw your hands up in the air!! 'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care!! Yeah!! One, two, three times two to the six, jolts in for your hits with the Limp Bizkit mix!!
*Brawl was reading "The WWE Legends"
Acelister says:
Vortex: "All I was doing was singing 'Can't Touch This'!"
Megatron: "And for that, you will be destroyed!"
Starscream: "But Megatron...!"
Megatron: "Not YOU..."
Acelister says:
Vortex: "I'm sure, if you think about this, it's actually quite funny..."
Ultra Magnus: "You dropped a gasoline tanker truck on a school..."
Vortex: "... That was filled with KIDS, I might add..."
Ultra Magnus: