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Are these the 1st homosexual Transformers???


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DavidT wrote:.
Are these the 1st homosexual Transformers???


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Nope!

Is this a joke?

I saw these earlier on actually and i honest couldn't believe it. They are just AWFUL looking. The combined alt modes is a joke, just looks like one is **** the other.

Terrible. Naughty Hasbro.

Not what I was expecting. The combination of the two robots is cool, but everything else is hideous or lazy.

Seibertron wrote:Wow ... I think I've even got to thrown in my 2 cents and say these look terrible. Hopefully they're mistransformed or something ... but the combined form looks horrible with the multi-colors like that. How'd this get out of quality control?

Would have been a great concept with the Clones I think, Cloudraker and Fastlane, and if they had one uniform color scheme.

Jetfire deserves a much cooler homage in Animated. He's a legendary character!

Not being a kiss-ass I agree with this 100%. damn right jetfire deserves a bad-ass Animated homage. Perhaps a leader class mold. (Not of the same toy pictured lol.) I haven't been this disappointed in a TF in a long while.

DavidT wrote:.
Are these the 1st homosexual Transformers???


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tracks was gay im certain

while im typing i may as well express my views on these figures; they look like they were made by a man with fingers that are made of poos

woah what a load of crap i mean they look okay, im really disapointed with jetstorm cos i kind a liked him in bm but looking at their combined modes,... i felt sick , theyre elite guards aswell if anyone had noticed major letdown, hope hands at least fold out aswell

chronic wrote:

DavidT wrote:.
Are these the 1st homosexual Transformers???


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tracks was gay im certain

while im typing i may as well express my views on these figures; they look like they were made by a man with fingers that are made of poos

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Maybe, but I think this is the 1st homosexual couple LOL!


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Wow, I'm actually quite disappointed.
While I find the seperate Vehicle modes to be perfectly fine, and tempting to purchase, on their own, the combined vehicle mode isn't so much combining as sitting one atop the other like awkward homoerotic flying car sex.

Individually the robot modes don't look horrible, but they suffer from being too thin. I feel they could do with thicker arms, specifically, and perhaps some more bulk in the thighs. Clearly they could also both do with having actual hands. Unless, in the animation, they have no hands and just guns. Might be kinda cool if that were the case.

The combined bot mode I like. More for the aspect of it borrowing one of the coolest Brave gimmicks, symmetrical docking, than for exactly how it looks. The face could be cooler, an actual "gestalt" head instead of two halves glued together, as it is. But, the biggest turn off, is the continued lack of hands. Feet don't quite suffice for hands. If they had them looking like hands, it'd be copacetic, but they still just look like feet.

Will I buy it? Maybe. The more I look at the pictures, the more they grow on me. The only truly worthless mode is the combined vehicle mode. Would have been better if one plugged in to the back of the other, like Darkwings or Victory Saber. I would, however, not turn it down if someone offered it to me. Still, needs better hands in general.

JazZeke wrote:Okay, I get it... JetFIRE and JetSTORM. They have a fire-ice thing going on there, just look at the transparent parts. It's an interesting concept, but the execution is just bad.

We knew of this concept waaay back when these were first mentioned. That's why we were expecting more from this set.

I went over the pictures again, I used the Windows magnifier, I blew 'em up in paintshop pro, etc.

They're even worse than these pictures show. What makes it suck even worse is that they're Elite Guard! My guess is these guys will appear on the show, which makes me a sad panda. I'll have to break my own rule of collecting figures that show up in the show. (I dunno, I just have to have 'em all to feel that completeness.)

Not this time. Egads, they're awful. They suck. They suck worse than anything that has ever sucked before. (thank you Butthead.)

I have since canceled my preorder on BBTS. I will wait and see what reviews give them, plus see what they look like on the shelves before I waste $20.00

Let's really hope they're mistransformed.

What the hell is that?!

It wouldn't do any good but I got half a mind to shoot Hasbro with a WTF? letter and tell them my 5 year old son asked me if they were indeed "homosexuals'. Hell, theese dudes have prolly already been written into a new season of Animated. Bummer. Jetfire got shafted on this one.

There so damn basic it ain't funny

You can see there feet in this crude vehicle mode

Thats a pretty terrible alt mode, looks like the robot mode laying down...

Not at all impressed with either figure in any mode, the alt mode combination alone is cringeworthy.

Jetstorm and Jetfire better have the two best characters on the Animated show, I cant think of anything else that will sell these guys...

At least we now know that they are part of the Elite Guard...

separate they're not too bad, they do look strange, but not too bad. then they combine to form Two Face the Transformer or space-ships doin' it.

Why did they have to put Jetfire's name on this peice of crap?

Whata disgrace to the most badass Autobot in history.

People keep saying that it's possible they're mistransformed. While that's true, I doubt the pictures are far off the mark here. Sometimes a design is just bad, no matter how much work you put into it.

Here's Entertainment Earth's page on it. (Includes a picture of the packaging.)

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodi ... er=HT83889

No matter how you spin it, this set is pure crap.

erm... right... no hands in individual robot modes... feet for hands in combined robot mode... vehicle modes are.. jets?..

...personally i think this is utter rubbish..

dunno if anyone here is a fan of GaoGaiGar... but i saw that combined mode and it looked like a poor mans ChoRyuJin or GekiRyuJin...

(incase your wondering who and who...
ChoRyuJin - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb-Xjl3HknA
GekiRyuJin - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXqjaRQKMSc&feature=related)

...so yeah... symmetrical docking gone WRONG!!

...i can foresee a bunch of issues with this to.. the first one that jumps out at me is the combined head.. anyone else think itll either not fit right or the paint app wont cover the edge down the middle...

if i pass on only one transformer this year... its this one... ugh -rubs the bridge of his nose and carrys on waiting for henkei galvatron-

=rant ends=

Wow that looks like a big pile of steaming poo. I am definately NOT picking this up. Horrible combined modes and what makes these things fly? THEY DON'T HAVE WINGS.

Tisk Hasbro you can do better than this surely.

WHAT THE HELL! I expected Energon to try and do this stuff to us but not animated.

I'm just going to say some random words that I think when I look at those two.

Pat Benatar

Those stinkin' Habs

Centurions

People who walk their dogs in baby strollers

Tight pants on dudes

Anatidaephobia




... All of the things listed above are also things I'll never understand or just generally don't like.

The same goes for you too, new Animated two-pack

I really hope this is a cruel October Fools Day joke.

Down_Shift wrote:I'm just going to say some random words that I think when I look at those two.

Pat Benatar

Those stinkin' Habs

Centurions

People who walk their dogs in baby strollers

Tight pants on dudes

Anatidaephobia




... All of the things listed above are also things I'll never understand or just generally don't like.

The same goes for you too, new Animated two-pack

I really hope this is a cruel October Fools Day joke.

Autobot032 wrote:*sighs* Well, there's a preorder to cancel. Those are just awful. They didn't even try with these two. Just pointless filler.

So now...Oil Slick, Jetfire, and Jetstorm are total writeoffs.

Can't win 'em all I guess.

Oil Slick is actually pretty cool. I didn't like him, either, until I picked him up. 100% with you on Jetstorm/Jetfire, though.

HighPrime wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:*sighs* Well, there's a preorder to cancel. Those are just awful. They didn't even try with these two. Just pointless filler.

So now...Oil Slick, Jetfire, and Jetstorm are total writeoffs.

Can't win 'em all I guess.

Oil Slick is actually pretty cool. I didn't like him, either, until I picked him up. 100% with you on Jetstorm/Jetfire, though.

Yeah, I don't get what everyone's problem with Oilslick is either. I love the small-hipped, glass-faced, sabre-clawed bastard. Someone in design at hasbro had to look at the design for this two pack and say to themselves...What the HELL am I doing? this is awful....Sorry people, I can't stop bitching about it. I've posted in this thread ten friggin times.