The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:41 am

*runs up and kicks AZ in the nuts*

I don't care if it has no effect, it's still funny in my sugar high affected brain!

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 5:54 am

Absolute Zero wrote:If a taser to the brain (more than once)didn't stop me, that shotgun better be full of slugs.

Did you not know that shotgun blasts are heard as Burn rips and kills at will. He's the man of the hour. A tower of power even. He'll devour.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:01 am

So apparently sleep deprivation trumps sugar highs for making people loopy!

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:12 am

Burn wrote:So apparently sleep deprivation trumps sugar highs for making people loopy!

yes. yes it does.

by **The Potentate** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:28 am

Editor wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:If a taser to the brain (more than once)didn't stop me, that shotgun better be full of slugs.

Did you not know that shotgun blasts are heard as Burn rips and kills at will. He's the man of the hour. A tower of power even. He'll devour.

Burns gonna tie you up and make you understand, that he's not your average man, when he's got a (shotgun) in his hand. DAMN!

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:56 pm

Burn wrote:*runs up and kicks AZ in the nuts*

I don't care if it has no effect, it's still funny in my sugar high affected brain!

*gets kicked, falls over, watches Burn get hit with a boomerang* Ha! I through that **** before you even posted! That's what you get for interupting my kung fu!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:35 pm

How can you go "through" a boomerang? They're small little pieces of wood. It would be like trying to go "through" a wooden ruler.

Stop butchering the English language American!

by **Malicron** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:41 pm

Burn wrote:How can you go "through" a boomerang? They're small little pieces of wood. It would be like trying to go "through" a wooden ruler.

Stop butchering the English language American!

Don't blame us; I'm an American and that sentence still made me cringe.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:03 pm

When kicked in the nuts you are, see how good your english is we will.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:34 pm

This is why neither of you two are the "saviour"!

If Sluman had been there N_V and I wouldn't have been permitted to earn that much xp or come that close to victory.

-edit-

Why has Sluman forsaken his Autobots??

Like steve2275 on Facebook · by **steve2275** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:22 am

The Potentate wrote:
Editor wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:If a taser to the brain (more than once)didn't stop me, that shotgun better be full of slugs.

Did you not know that shotgun blasts are heard as Burn rips and kills at will. He's the man of the hour. A tower of power even. He'll devour.

Burns gonna tie you up and make you understand, that he's not your average man, when he's got a (shotgun) in his hand. DAMN!

i thought he had a shotgun AS HIS HAND

by **Malicron** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:39 am

steve2275 wrote:
The Potentate wrote:Burns gonna tie you up and make you understand, that he's not your average man, when he's got a (shotgun) in his hand. DAMN!

i thought he head a shotgun AS HIS HAND

Burn's a redneck Shockwave?

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:48 am

Malicron wrote:
steve2275 wrote:
The Potentate wrote:Burns gonna tie you up and make you understand, that he's not your average man, when he's got a (shotgun) in his hand. DAMN!

i thought he head a shotgun AS HIS HAND

Burn's a redneck Shockwave?

Makes sense... Have you ever seen Australia?

by **IconJade** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:22 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:
Malicron wrote:
steve2275 wrote:
The Potentate wrote:Burns gonna tie you up and make you understand, that he's not your average man, when he's got a (shotgun) in his hand. DAMN!

i thought he head a shotgun AS HIS HAND

Burn's a redneck Shockwave?

Makes sense... Have you ever seen Australia?

does Max Max count?

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:38 pm

IconJade wrote:does Max Max count?

Judges?

Oooohh Sorry. We were looking for MAD Max. The correct answers we were looking for is Mad Max or The Road Warrior. Thanks for playing, but you won't go home empty-handed, as you will be leaving us with a copy of our home game.

We'll be right back with more 'Misconceptions about Burn's Australia'

Stick around.

by **Malicron** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:00 pm

Editor wrote:
IconJade wrote:does Max Max count?

Judges?

Oooohh Sorry. We were looking for MAD Max. The correct answers we were looking for is Mad Max or The Road Warrior. Thanks for playing, but you won't go home empty-handed, as you will be leaving us with a copy of our home game.

We'll be right back with more 'Misconceptions about Burn's Australia'

Stick around.

I'll take Crocodile Dundee for a thousand, Ed.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:53 pm

Malicron wrote:
I'll take Crocodile Dundee for a thousand, Ed.

For one thousand here is your question:

Is this a knife?

by **Malicron** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:38 pm

No. THIS is a knife:

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:57 pm

no, THIS is a knife

by **Malicron** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:53 pm

No, that's a spoon (I have an internet cookie for whoever finishes this)

by **Edgecrusher** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:58 pm

there is no spoon

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:26 pm

I see you've played knifey-spoony before

by **Stryfe Convoy** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:38 pm

Name_Violation wrote:I see you've played knifey-spoony before

I haven't played knifey-spoony before, but I have played knifey-handy... I still have scars...

by **IconJade** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:05 pm

Editor wrote:
IconJade wrote:does Max Max count?

Judges?

Oooohh Sorry. We were looking for MAD Max. The correct answers we were looking for is Mad Max or The Road Warrior. Thanks for playing, but you won't go home empty-handed, as you will be leaving us with a copy of our home game.

We'll be right back with more 'Misconceptions about Burn's Australia'

Stick around.