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News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:05 pm

Wingspan wrote:I hate you all; mixing that Bush with that bush made me C R Y B L O O D !!

I missed the reference to cry blood. :???:

Don't get it... explain?

News Credits: 3 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:31 pm

I've heard of sweating blood, but crying blood is a somewhat new one on me.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:36 pm

Thunderscream wrote:I've heard of sweating blood, but crying blood is a somewhat new one on me.

Christ did it before he was arrested. But he aint Jesus.

Pillsy(think that's how it's spelled) has a eye stigmata, where he shoots blood from his eyes... But I don't think he's a little squirel either... and if he is, he needs to pass some of them pills around. Like the one to cure death.

News Credits: 3 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:51 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:
Thunderscream wrote:I've heard of sweating blood, but crying blood is a somewhat new one on me.

Christ did it before he was arrested. But he aint Jesus.

I believe it's an actual physical ailment, brought on by intense stress. So it's not just an affliction unique to Christ.

Absolute Zero wrote:Pillsy(think that's how it's spelled) has a eye stigmata, where he shoots blood from his eyes... But I don't think he's a little squirel either... and if he is, he needs to pass some of them pills around. Like the one to cure death.

I know certain species of horned lizards can shoot blood from their eyes, but I've never heard of a squirrel shooting blood from its eyes.

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:58 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:
Thunderscream wrote:I've heard of sweating blood, but crying blood is a somewhat new one on me.

Christ did it before he was arrested. But he aint Jesus.

I believe it's an actual physical ailment, brought on by intense stress. So it's not just an affliction unique to Christ.

I know. But that ruins the joke.

Thunderscream wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Pillsy(think that's how it's spelled) has a eye stigmata, where he shoots blood from his eyes... But I don't think he's a little squirel either... and if he is, he needs to pass some of them pills around. Like the one to cure death.

I know certain species of horned lizards can shoot blood from their eyes, but I've never heard of a squirrel shooting blood from its eyes.

This particular breed of squirrel is extremely rare, and extremely deadly. I've seen it kill a room full of babies.

Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:34 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:This particular breed of squirrel is extremely rare, and extremely deadly. I've seen it kill a room full of babies.

By throwing acorns from trees!

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:39 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:This particular breed of squirrel is extremely rare, and extremely deadly. I've seen it kill a room full of babies.

By throwing acorns from trees!

No no no. That was Foamy, and he killed the mom. Remember? They left the baby to be horribly scared emotionally because it had to see it's mom get decapitated by a acorn thrown by a squirrel. Pillsy killed the babies by giving them horse tranquilizer pills.

Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:18 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:
Merc With A Mouth wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:This particular breed of squirrel is extremely rare, and extremely deadly. I've seen it kill a room full of babies.

By throwing acorns from trees!

No no no. That was Foamy, and he killed the mom. Remember? They left the baby to be horribly scared emotionally because it had to see it's mom get decapitated by a acorn thrown by a squirrel. Pillsy killed the babies by giving them horse tranquilizer pills.

I thought Foamy talked Pillsy into throwing acorns too once. And didn't he kill something? Was that a bird?

News Credits: 1 · Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:34 pm

Merc With A Mouth wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:
Merc With A Mouth wrote:By throwing acorns from trees!

No no no. That was Foamy, and he killed the mom. Remember? They left the baby to be horribly scared emotionally because it had to see it's mom get decapitated by a acorn thrown by a squirrel. Pillsy killed the babies by giving them horse tranquilizer pills.

I thought Foamy talked Pillsy into throwing acorns too once. And didn't he kill something? Was that a bird?

I think Pillsy decapitated her after Foamy took out her leg. It's been a while, so it's a little foggy.

News Credits: 226 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:26 am

So nearly 12 hours after his challenge .... still no sign of Wheelimus.

;;)

Typical Autobot coward. I remember back in my younger days, you could at least rely on steve to turn up at the last second and outnumber you! Sure, it was a cowardly act and a cheap victory, but at least he was around!

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:46 am

Isn't that the HMW Autobot way? Bully and make threats then run away?

Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:20 am

Absolute Zero wrote:Isn't that the HMW Autobot way? Bully and make threats then run away?

you now know why I "belittle" bad'ol Wheelimus? I suspect his 12 years of age have something to do with it...

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:44 am

neliz wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:Isn't that the HMW Autobot way? Bully and make threats then run away?

you now know why I "belittle" bad'ol Wheelimus? I suspect his 12 years of age have something to do with it...

So, what you're saying is you're a grown man who has to pick on a child... You're not doing yourself any favors buddy.

News Credits: 42 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:48 am

The secret Autobot combat training academy has been uncovered!

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:53 am

Psychout wrote:The secret Autobot combat training academy has been uncovered!

I guess that's how they choose who gets the Matrix. Good thing we're going to take it from them.

Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:28 am

Absolute Zero wrote:So, what you're saying is you're a grown man who has to pick on a child... You're not doing yourself any favors buddy.

In a war, everybody is a victim!

Maybe i just like.. you know.. them.. younger? :oops:

News Credits: 1 · Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:33 am

neliz wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:So, what you're saying is you're a grown man who has to pick on a child... You're not doing yourself any favors buddy.

In a war, everybody is a victim!

Maybe i just like.. you know.. them.. younger?

He's your ally, not your victim...

Man I hope they arrest you so you know how your victims feel. Tell Bubba that I said hi, and he still owes me a pack of smokes for getting that Neo Nazi off him for me when you go in.

Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:07 am

neliz wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:So, what you're saying is you're a grown man who has to pick on a child... You're not doing yourself any favors buddy.

In a war, everybody is a victim!

Maybe i just like.. you know.. them.. younger?

Maybe I'm reading that wrong, but that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you admit in public. So I'm hoping that it was a joke.

Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:28 am

Lord Gothika wrote:Maybe I'm reading that wrong, but that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you admit in public. So I'm hoping that it was a joke.

i currently love, hug kiss and touch the private parts of a three month old girl.. i'm DEAD serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e2pCpVPc0I

(and if you're reading it wrong, it's your own messed up mind seeing things, I know what I'm talking about)

Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:12 am

neliz wrote:i currently love, hug kiss and touch the private parts of a three month old girl.. i'm DEAD serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e2pCpVPc0I

(and if you're reading it wrong, it's your own messed up mind seeing things, I know what I'm talking about)

He's referring to his daughter...

Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:15 am

Deadpool. wrote:
neliz wrote:i currently love, hug kiss and touch the private parts of a three month old girl.. i'm DEAD serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e2pCpVPc0I

(and if you're reading it wrong, it's your own messed up mind seeing things, I know what I'm talking about)

He's referring to his daughter...

THATS EVEN WORSE!