The Energon Pub

[Symbiote Spiderman14]

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=336978
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=336951

[Wingspan]

To revitalize this thread: This, is my BOOMSTICK.

Edit:
If only the mission was fairly matched; there would have been more XP to earn.

[doomboy536]

Hey Autobots, come into some missions. Pretty please?

[Wingspan]

Hey Autobots, come into some missions. Pretty please?

Big talk for someone who won't post links to where they are fighting.

Or is that just too much common sense?

[Tammuz]

Hey Autobots, come into some missions. Pretty please?

Big talk for someone who won't post links to where they are fighting.

Or is that just too much common sense?

you and me, 1-11, when you're ready.

[doomboy536]

Hey Autobots, come into some missions. Pretty please?

Big talk for someone who won't post links to where they are fighting.

Or is that just too much common sense?

Autobots invest in common sense, 'cons invest in winning

Not that it matters if you lot turn up anyway, because this happens

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=339439

[Shadow Dragon]

Not that it matters if you lot turn up anyway, because this happens

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=339439

Ooops, did we do that? Our bad. *High fives Doomboy & Joe*

[doomboy536]

*Returns high five*

Thanks for showing up again Autobots, we must do this again soon

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=339479

Ewww, I got Autobot on me

[Shadow Dragon]

It would be nice if the 'cons helped too though, I get bored killing almost all of them by myself. http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=338198

[doomboy536]

Oh never mind Shadow Dragon, you could always tie one hand behind your back if you get bored

[Wingspan]

Oh never mind Shadow Dragon, you could always tie one hand behind your back if you get bored

Don't compliment him too much. It's just embarassing that he was both beaten and stasis locked by my bot in his brag; the little minicon went *boom* too.

It's unfortunately not a coincidence. Frenzy gets beat again. Didn't even need his pair of battle blades.

[Shadow Dragon]

Oh never mind Shadow Dragon, you could always tie one hand behind your back if you get bored

Don't compliment him too much. It's just embarassing that he was both beaten and stasis locked by my bot in his brag; the little minicon went *boom* too.

It's unfortunately not a coincidence. Frenzy gets beat again. Didn't even need his pair of battle blades.

It's not whether you win or lose, but if you take at least half the other side with you. That and I'll gladly sacrifice myself for the Decepticon victory, which is exactly what happened.

Oh, and next time... http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/vie ... _id=338776 you bots could try hitting him at least once, might keep him from slaughtering Speed Jumper and the rest.

His frends like racking up the bodies quick too: http://seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/vie ... _id=339464

[Tammuz]

it feels good to shut out the No.1 Autobot in the game

but sieriously, do i have to prove any futher that one; i'm awesome, two; bot modes are brokenly good, and three; autobots suck.

[Phaze]

Autobots don't always go down without a fight well actually my namesake didn't go down he took down all three cons and survived

[doomboy536]

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... ena_id=393

He ducks! He sidesteps!

He get stasis locked

[Burn]

oh, are we embarrassing Autobots again? Can I join huh huh please?

Let's start off with a good old fashioned 3 second 100% strafe by a tank shall we?

Not fast enough for you liking? Well, there's only one bot who could top that, and that would be the Unholy Goddess of Strafing herself. 2 second 100% strafe ... the only way to do it in style!

What's that I hear you say? We all know Dice can strafe the heck out of things? Well yeah, I guess she can. Put her against some tougher opponents? Sure thing!

Will the utter destruction of a level 9 HardheadM1-cjb and a level 8 Topspin suffice?

[doomboy536]

oh, are we embarrassing Autobots again? Can I join huh huh please?

Let's start off with a good old fashioned 3 second 100% strafe by a tank shall we?

Not fast enough for you liking? Well, there's only one bot who could top that, and that would be the Unholy Goddess of Strafing herself. 2 second 100% strafe ... the only way to do it in style!

What's that I hear you say? We all know Dice can strafe the heck out of things? Well yeah, I guess she can. Put her against some tougher opponents? Sure thing!

Will the utter destruction of a level 9 HardheadM1-cjb and a level 8 Topspin suffice?

We embarass the Autobots just by existing

[Burn]

So embarrassing Autobots is one thing, but Mini-Maximus Prime is an equal opportunist embarrasser, lordy knows how many times he's embarrassed poor old Jetfire.

So who has he turned his attention to now? Why, none ofther than the Maximal, Windracer!

I think he hugged her too much.

[Tammuz]

pair of level 5s tried to get the jump on me.

fail

[Windracer]

So who has he turned his attention to now? Why, none ofther than the Maximal, Windracer!

I think he hugged her too much.

Well, ya gotta love stun... :[

[Tammuz]

dear god the bots suck

[Ram]

dear god the bots suck

your just realizing this now

[doomboy536]

Ram, I am loving the sig. Good to see a fellow Strong Bad fan - I've got one of my team named after a Cheat Commando

EDIT:

Look who got beaten by an Action Master

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... ion_id=801

[Windracer]

dear god the bots suck

So do Decepticons, apparently.

[doomboy536]

I love Ram, I love it so much

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... ion_id=836

EDIT:

Gunhaver picks off 2 Maximals. Oh those silly squishies...

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... on_id=1032