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Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.

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Postby Auto Bot » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:52 am

Prime: "One shall stay, one shall sit..."
Megatron: "Why not share the chair?"
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Postby TRANS+CRAZY » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:52 pm

One thing I know that Optimus Prime would never say in G1:

"Ha, ha! You missed!"

God, I hated Optimus Prime in Armada... he said that to Megatron after he managed to dodge a shot from him. In fact, I don't know why I ever bothered watching Armada... other than to watch it and comment how stupid but funny it was in certain episodes.
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Postby Energon » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:53 pm

Arcee: Want to go to MySpace?
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Postby Predaprince » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:46 pm

Motto: ""Destruction is the fate of all sentient beings.""
Weapon: Sonic Rifle
Omega Supreme: "To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd."

First Aid: "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!"
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Postby Zombie Starscream » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:19 pm

Motto: "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Predaprince wrote:Omega Supreme: "To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd."

First Aid: "Cry havoc and let sleep the dogs of war!"

Bravo, Bravo! :APPLAUSE:
I AM THAT WIERD FANGIRL YOU'VE HEARD OF.
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Postby Auto Bot » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:13 pm

Optimus Prime: "Autobot, transform and hop around!"

Prime should have said this in the Movie, after discussing how to find the Allspark, on top of the white building.

But he didn't.
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Postby Malicron » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:22 pm

Motto: "We're all going to die... You go first."
Weapon: Energo-Sword
Optimus Prime:"Autobots, transform and RUUUUNNN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Postby Tekka » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:34 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Megatron: Save the humans!

Oh wait, he DID say that. :shock:
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Postby Malicron » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:38 pm

Motto: "We're all going to die... You go first."
Weapon: Energo-Sword
Optimus Prime:"Freedom is the right of... ahhh, slag it" (takes out gun and starts randomly fragging everything in site.)
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Postby Auto Bot » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:49 pm

Prime: "The S7 guys are coming. Autobots, transform and roll out! But i'll carry Sam and his chick on my shoulder, and we'll stroll around the park for a while."
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Postby Tekka » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:55 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Scourge: Chim chiminey, chim chiminey chim chim cheree! When you're with the Sweeps you're in glad company!
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Postby Damolisher » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:12 pm

Springer:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

(To Arcee) "Hey, *****! Come here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!"
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Postby scary prime » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:02 pm

optimus: megatron i love you!!!! i love you!!!! you rock so hard!!!!!

kup:and that how the pony got it's rainbow hair clip

optimus:hey hot rod you want to go get drink and bang so girls?
hot rod:nah i'm to busy cleaning the base
optimus:i'm confuzled

megatron:starscream where are you i want to give you a hug?
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Postby Jeysie » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:05 pm

Motto: "Peace, Love, and Rock n' Roll"
Weapon: Dirge Gun
Tekka wrote:Scourge: Chim chiminey, chim chiminey chim chim cheree! When you're with the Sweeps you're in glad company!


*pictures Scourge and the Sweeps dancing around with brooms and bad Cockney accents and DIES* :lol:
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Postby Auto Bot » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:25 am

Perceptor: *zooms in on approaching Decepticons* *transforms* "Ultra Magnus, we're out numbered!"

;;)
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Postby Pyrostrata » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:31 am

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons
Jeysie wrote:
Tekka wrote:Scourge: Chim chiminey, chim chiminey chim chim cheree! When you're with the Sweeps you're in glad company!


*pictures Scourge and the Sweeps dancing around with brooms and bad Cockney accents and DIES* :lol:


LOL! I saw the very same picture when I read that post! And I too DIED!!! :)) :)) :)) :))
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Caboose wrote:Time is not made out of lines! Time is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!


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Postby Dcar14 » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:46 am

one thing u would never hear is optimus ringing up megatron sat would u like 2 come over 4 tea n scones!
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Postby Energon » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:33 am

Pyrostrata wrote:
EnergonCube wrote:Megatron: Pull my finger




*falls outta chair again laughing* This thread is good for the soul! And you HAVE to add an Alabama accent on that


And here is the groaner to add to that:
Megatron: Pull my finger
(insert loud noise here)
Starscream: Now that was a real thundercracker!
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Postby Pyrostrata » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:58 am

Motto: "Autobots just BORE me!"
Weapon: Flamethrower Cannons
EnergonCube wrote:
Pyrostrata wrote:
EnergonCube wrote:Megatron: Pull my finger




*falls outta chair again laughing* This thread is good for the soul! And you HAVE to add an Alabama accent on that


And here is the groaner to add to that:
Megatron: Pull my finger
(insert loud noise here)
Starscream: Now that was a real thundercracker!



Yer right....



GROAN!


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Postby Night Raid » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:39 am

Motto: "You can't hit what you can't see!"
Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
Unicron's head in orbit around Cybertron: "My, that was some fart... EXCUSE ME!"
Life can be pretty sweet when your alt-mode is a B-2 Stealth Bomber.

And for those of you who are wondering... I'M A GIRL!

I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally.
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Postby ThunderZap » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:12 am

Elita-One:Prime, I'm pregnant.
Prime: :shock:
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Postby Justicity » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:31 am

ThunderZap wrote:Elita-One:Prime, I'm pregnant.
Prime: :shock:

Followed by Wheeljack sitting at his desk trying to work out the mechanics behind this & Bumblebee telling Daniel about the "robo-birds & the cyber-bees".
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Postby Damolisher » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:39 pm

Cosmos: "Hey, Optimus, Guni Gugu!"
Optimus: "OK, will someone PLEASE put away the Eddie Murphy DVDs?"
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Postby scary prime » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:19 pm

megatron:ummmm......i'm scared
optimus prime:what?
megatron:whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mommy i'm scared of optimus whaaaa i no want to diez whaaaaaaaaa
optimus prime:wtf
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Postby Predaprince » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:27 pm

Motto: ""Destruction is the fate of all sentient beings.""
Weapon: Sonic Rifle
BW Megs reaches the Ark.

BW Megatron says Yes but it is the "yes" from the "yes-guy" on Simpsons.

Rhinox: "Optimus duh?"

Optimus Primal: "F***!!!" (throws weapon on ground)
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