Posted by blobatron
Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:19 am
Motto:
"Put on a snuggie! (this is said while throwing my hands in the air, as the cheerful white people do on the comercials.)"
Weapon:
Wire-Guided Incendiary Missiles
Just got back from the midnight showing, and mang o mang. It was everything I could hope for in a movie featuring robots.
Sure Michael Bay isn't a favorite among critics, and if I wanted to watch some super well developed story with a deep message, I'd watch something else. But this is Transformers, not to say it can't have a deep story and whatnot, but for a movie about robots, it does its job in spades.
Some of the "humor" was a little much, maybe forced, but I found myself laughing at most of the jokes, even the ones by the twins. I actually found myself liking the twins, and was relieved to see Mudflap survive, and see him and his brother fight as a team. Regarding all the penis and balls jokes, some of it seemed a bit much, but I did enjoy the fact that Devesator had a pair of balls, makes perfect sense since Hightower had wrecking balls. It would've been nice to see some more of Jolt, and the Arcee bikes. I really liked the designs of the robot forms of the bikes and Demolisher. Its nice to see something other than a bipedal Transformer robot mode.
I've read some complaints about reused alt forms, how there are several Long Hauls, Demolishers, and even "Bone Crusher," but it makes sense, since having an Alt form is all about blending in, so why go out looking for something you can change into that's your size, when one of your comrades who's the same build as you already has one that works for him and can work for you. Even we have our own doppelgangers.
As for the fight sequences, ooooo wweeee!!! They were so amazing. Gone are the days of barely watchable Barricade vs Bumblebee fight type scenes. You could actually see who was hitting who, etc etc. And Optimus must have been training hard; the forest fight sequence was face melting, and gut wrenching. The final fight with the Fallen did seem a bit short, but you can't have every fight be a full 5 round, to the score card UFC title fight, some have to end in the first round. I loved seeing Megatron screaming for Starscream like a little Bee-otch, and when Optimus Prime ripped off the Fallen's face... "Give me your FACE!" Classic. And as far as the unnamed Cybertronian form Decepticons are concerned, it made sense to me. Sure its cool to look like you transformerd from another vehicle, but when you're being sent straight into the middle of an offensive push, whats the point of disguising yourself, its not like you can hide yourself after meteoring into the middle of the desert. Every war movie has countless, nameless soldiers who are killed off. This is no different.
All in all, it was what I had hoped for. An action packed mech movie that kept me laughing and saying "oh sh*t oh sh*t" to myself as the ... well, sh*t hit the fan. All in all, I give it a 5/5.
P.S. Wow, I wrote a lot more than I was intending to. Also, Soundwave doesn't transform, in case you're wondering as I had been, but he was done justice in that his form had purpose as an intelligence officer. It would have been cool to see him in robot form and kicking some ass, but seeing him in space was satisfying enough. He'd probably do better fighting in space anyways.