The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]
and bowel problems if they're french or itallian

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn!

[Halo]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it?

[UFO]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it? [/quote]
*Poke*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it? [/quote]
*Poke*[/quote]
now go wash your hands with fire.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it? [/quote]
*Poke*[/quote]
now go wash your hands with fire.[/quote]

Fire is so primitive. Wash your hands in this. They'll be so clean they'll shine.

*Quickly blacks out "liquid oxygen" from an open container*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it? [/quote]
*Poke*[/quote]
now go wash your hands with fire.[/quote]

Fire is so primitive. Wash your hands in this. They'll be so clean they'll shine.

*Quickly blacks out "liquid oxygen" from an open container*[/quote]
Now everyone into the hot tub.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it? [/quote]
*Poke*[/quote]
now go wash your hands with fire.[/quote]

Fire is so primitive. Wash your hands in this. They'll be so clean they'll shine.

*Quickly blacks out "liquid oxygen" from an open container*[/quote]
Now everyone into the hot tub.[/quote]

*The camera pans up and we see a cliche flurry of flying undergarments of all sorts, types, and sizes flying upwards. *

YIPPEE!

*The camera pans back down to show only Locust disrobed.*

What? Doesn't everyone wear 47 layers of multi-gendered multi-colored underwear?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.[/quote]

It's probably the closest to a renewable food source we'd ever get.[/quote]
Soylent green in reality is probably more likely to cause a heart attack than if you were to eat 3 pounds of cheese in one sitting! especially if it's made from overweight lower-middle class men![/quote]

Jeez. People keep telling us to recycle, but when we actually try to put it into practice...[/quote]
Well, if we did we'd have to establish an eating chain. Randy you're first on the list.[/quote]

On second thought, as the largest person here, I'm rethinking my support for the soylent chain.

*goes for a massive gym session*[/quote]

*fells Locust with a 22 long rifle*

get this one in the freezer quik boys we don't want him to spoil[/quote]
yeah, but who'd want to eat anything wearing a thong?[/quote]
Icky.[/quote]
I can think of someone...
*looks discreetly over at randy*[/quote]
no, not even randy.[/quote]

*Locust's memories of this time are foggy, as his body is now nearly completely frozen*

can't... feel... toes...[/quote]
wiggle your big toe... come on... Wiggle damnit.[/quote]

*the alien clientel comes to pick up Locust and sees wigling*

Aaahhhh Goood zeee prooduuccce izz stilll frezzh[/quote]

vaaat izz daaat viggling? Datz noot 'is toe.[/quote]


that would be his "human horn*; considered an aferdesiac by some species[/quote]
Severe his wiggling toe horn![/quote]
I bet it has fungus growing on it.[/quote]
mine does... wanna touch it? [/quote]
*Poke*[/quote]
now go wash your hands with fire.[/quote]

Fire is so primitive. Wash your hands in this. They'll be so clean they'll shine.

*Quickly blacks out "liquid oxygen" from an open container*[/quote]
Now everyone into the hot tub.[/quote]

*The camera pans up and we see a cliche flurry of flying undergarments of all sorts, types, and sizes flying upwards. *

YIPPEE!

*The camera pans back down to show only Locust disrobed.*

What? Doesn't everyone wear 47 layers of multi-gendered multi-colored underwear?[/quote]
not with holes in the crotches. o.O